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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The baby Jesus
AMA

lol, I've 2.0d Al for the time being
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:06, 122 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
i'm going to make tea, will be back

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:08, Reply)
if the hat fits

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:09, Reply)
genes probably

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:09, Reply)
nature

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:09, Reply)
nurture

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:09, Reply)
head injury

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
cock injury

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
AIDs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
i think you are ruining this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:11, Reply)
got a point though

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:12, Reply)
which is?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:14, Reply)
The 7th and 9th ones.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:17, Reply)
i might delete this thread
it's really quite hurtful
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Is shit cunt a legitimate insult?

(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I love you, Holy Land.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)
wuv oo too xx

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Do you still want some cheap cigarettes from Poland?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Direct your questions to Nakers please.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:20, Reply)
KMA

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Is she the one who used to post all the 'sexy' stories on qotw?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:22, Reply)
that was snugglesacks or chompy as she was otherwise known

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:23, Reply)
She was my fave disembodied pair of tits

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:29, Reply)
I meant Knickers With Attitude

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I love you, Po-land.
Yes, please.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Has some sort of automatic stepping process kicked in to prevent Al from further flooding this thread?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Fingers crossed

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Also, why are you such a bent spastic?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:19, Reply)
no idea
I don't even know where the mod hammers that were so popular in martin 32 form norwich have gone
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)
who would you rather bone:
Sian Williams or Fiona Bruce?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Williams, day in and day out

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)
good call.
Me too.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Why are you such a bent spastic?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Probably the same reason why you are so fat and bald

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:22, Reply)
My first ignore!
Jesus, so quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:25, Reply)
weird isn't it
I'll take him off in due course
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Would you notice if your wife was having an affair?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)
I think so, she's not very good at lying

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)
The sex would be the same but the washing up would pile up!!!1!!
Hold on....
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:31, Reply)
she never does the washing up :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:32, Reply)
I caught the wife of a mate
getting fucked in the toilet of a City bar the other day. By one of her juniors.

Do I tell him?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:32, Reply)
NO

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I feel bad for him.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Yep I would as well,
But honestly don't get involved
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Hahahahahaha.
Laughing aside, that's a tough call. Have you spoken to her about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:34, Reply)
No, she saw me.
She hasn't called or e-mailed.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Email her.
Edit: then post the reply here.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:35, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1813495
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)
^ This ^
Don't mention anything, mind bleach it from memory
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:38, Reply)
You really are a moron.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Believe me never get involved in a domestic situation

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)
i think least said, soonest mended
it's their problem, not yours. if you must say something, say it to her. NOT HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:42, Reply)
like what, "do you promise not have your back doors smashed in public loos again"
"Oh of course stunned, cross my heart and hop to die"

3 months later:
"Why the fuck didn't you tell me my wife was cheating on me, now I've got AIDs. I thought you were my friend stunner?"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:44, Reply)
more like
"you cunt, how dare you say that about my wife?"

endless silence
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:47, Reply)
at least he would have done the right thing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Never get involved in that shit

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:35, Reply)
tell her unless you get daily blow jobs, then you'll tell her husband
she is clearly slut so this should be no big deal
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:36, Reply)
One would, too.
She really is mugging him off. She did it in the toilets in the bar under Lloyds. He is a Lloyds broker.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:38, Reply)
I would want my mate to tell me, put it that way
depending on your relationship of course
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:38, Reply)
That's what I am thinking.
I am going to wait until after Xmas, either way I think.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:39, Reply)
I think you have to, tbh
just be careful, if she is as manipulative as she is a slag, then she may have undermined you by the new year. needs corroborating evidence really
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:40, Reply)
A few of us saw. Then the lad had a drink with us and told us
what a slag she is. We had all heard her screaming in the toilets before we realised who it was. We mentioned it to the bar staff!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:42, Reply)
take signed witness statements and post it to him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Can you be confident that nobody else will tell him?
If not, he may get pissed off with you for not telling him, particularly if you're good mates.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:45, Reply)
No. They may.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Talk to her first before you talk to him

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:42, Reply)
That may be best.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:43, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1813518
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:46, Reply)
How prophetic that was!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Do it now so he can take her presents back.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near
HAhahahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I am past the avian terror week

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Arrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)
ack
i'd like to 2.0 him until this thread is dead. but 2.0 is for pathetic crybabies and whingebags.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:41, Reply)
are you calling me a pathetic cry baby and whingebag?
I only did it as he was a bit annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:42, Reply)
2.0 is for those who can't handle the truth
i think you'll take him off it soon and then you'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Oh i don't care what he says, but the amount of posts was ruining the thread

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:44, Reply)

amount of? or content of?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:47, Reply)
amount

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:47, Reply)
you know it was the content really

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:48, Reply)
hand on heart, it means nothing to me, but there was no way for the thread to get moving with him posting over and over again
that's all.

I bet he's all cuddly and fluffy IRL
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:49, Reply)
goddammit play along

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:50, Reply)
oh, I'm confused...
what game are we playing?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Hide the sausage.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:53, Reply)
WAAAAH WAAAAH THE THREAD ISN'T MOVING!!!! WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAH

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)
i think that you are projecting the rage that you feel for your neighbors into this thread

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:53, Reply)
They just came and banged on the door
and in slurred voices asked me to come and have a drink with them. I politely declined. I fucking hate drunk people.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Was it fuck!? Your shit question ruined the thread.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:47, Reply)
You pathetic cry baby and whingebag

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:44, Reply)
I fucking hate you

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:43, Reply)
he pwn'd you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Are you having some sort of bert down?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Not at all
you just can't handle the truth
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Thanks for that "jack"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Tee hee hee

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)
I'm off for beers in 5 mins, how about you lot?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:54, Reply)
I'm off to meet your wife.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Textbook

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:58, Reply)

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