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I just had a sandwich.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:17, 102 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I just had a wet shit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:19, Reply)
is it international shit fucking thread day or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:20, Reply)

day month
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)
sorry,
I seem to be a bit grouchy again this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:20, Reply)
That's ok, your hate speech is like water of a ducks back.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Thank god for that.
How was the sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:25, Reply)
It was good, BLT with freshly cooked bacon
and cheap mayo, which goes so much better with bacon than expensive mayo.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Mayonnaise, is mayonnaise.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Deep.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:29, Reply)
like you'd know about mayonnaise,
you vegan prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:31, Reply)
I don't mind when the others say it,
But it hurts when it comes from you :'(
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:34, Reply)
the truth can hurt Tangler,
but I only say these things to try and help you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This really happened.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:22, Reply)
TOTALLY DID
the cafe, nearby had wine and mince pies being given out for free. Which was quite nice seeing as they're obviously muslims.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Is no one going to pick me up for my "obviously muslims" phrase
That was a deliberate racist trap.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:29, Reply)
They probably celebrate "Winterval" or some shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:38, Reply)
I am about to interview a Polish person for a job, using an interpreter to ask my incisive, cutty, highly intelligent questions.
I don't see it going well.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Q1 Do you perform oral. etc etc

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)
What do you need polishing?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:24, Reply)
LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:24, Reply)
My trusty claw hammer, before I smash it in to your dense skull.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Hammer Time!
(Which reminds me, I need to start my wrapping)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Ring rang a dong for a Xmas holiday.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Have you and Monty arranged a special party for the re-screening of Supergran on CITV?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:29, Reply)
I saw that in the paper. First weekend in January?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:32, Reply)
No.
Supergran.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Hang about. Look out.
For Suupergraaaaaan.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Cutty?
No need to be Sarky!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:28, Reply)
No need for you to keep breathing either, but you still keep going. Unfortunately.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Fuck you very much.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:30, Reply)
xx

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:31, Reply)
I haven't.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Were you the meat or the bread?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Certainly not the filling from what I heard.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:33, Reply)
SMALL PENIS JOKE ALARM!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Awooga!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Sorry didn't hear it
bell not big enough
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I'm sure you'll get over it.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:59, Reply)

It won't be hard
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Woah check this shit out
blogs.discovery.com/animal_oddities/2012/12/spider-weaves-fake-spider-in-its-web.html

It makes a larger fake spider out of debris in its web as a decoy for predators. That's pretty fucking amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Gosling.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:36, Reply)
I don't think surnames work like that.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:41, Reply)
I'm pretty sure you are right.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:46, Reply)
I still love you
Here, have a tabletop still: kk.org/cooltools/archives/7959

Make your own moonshine!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Are you inciting Chompy to break the law?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Purely for research purposes

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This time of year you can freeze distill, which is legal and pretty safe.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:56, Reply)
They're illegal in the UK.
Well, shall we say barely legal.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:54, Reply)
You can use it to distill water
I can certainly see a use for that, my tap water is pretty awful.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Well the other thing is, if I fuck up a homebrew it's pretty obvious
and the worst I'll get is food poisioning. If you fuck up a spirit you can die.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Lighty won't be satisfied until you are either arrested or dead.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:03, Reply)
sounds like B movie plot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:06, Reply)
You should definitely get one
with your technical know-how and hands-on skills I'm sure you'd be perfectly safe.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:09, Reply)
deal, I'll hook it up to the soda stream

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I just had a mince pie

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:39, Reply)

had a pie
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:46, Reply)
I had a buffet and tried some of my sweet potato pie
It was well nice and now I want to sleep at my desk but the boss is in :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Did you all bring in your own food?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Adam brought the vol au vents from iceland

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Prawn wheels FTW

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:47, Reply)
I hope they are free range organic prawns

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I love the king prawn wheel from Iceland.
It's so common.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:50, Reply)
we should through an ironically common drinks party

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Hipster prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:52, Reply)
uh huh
*twiddles moustache*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:52, Reply)
I made my own food, jebend
...alright, I made the filling for the pie and bought the pastry dish separately. What do you want from me, eh. It took TWO FUCKING HOURS just to make the filling
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:50, Reply)
what the hell was in it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Vol au vents from Iceland.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:51, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Boiled sweet potato, eggs, milk, cinnamon, nutmeg, vanilla essence and caster sugar.
Boiling it and then baking it took all of 2 hours :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:53, Reply)
no offence, but that sounds fucking rank

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:56, Reply)
It sounds revolting.
I don't mind if this offends him.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:58, Reply)
and you're a veggie prick as well

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Sounds American to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Frisbee thinks he's a yank.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:06, Reply)
he gets worse by the day :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Not a yank wannabe but it really does taste good.
I'd send you some but I don't know where you live and you're a fathanded spastic cuntbucket
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:11, Reply)
I think you've had enough, son.
*forcibly takes pint*

Time to go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)
MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT HAS ARRIVED!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:05, Reply)
OMG WHAT IS IT?!?!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:06, Reply)
shoes innit, for my feet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Has your wife drawn the "L" and "R" on them yet?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:07, Reply)
No need, both my feet point the same way

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:15, Reply)
As opposed to...?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Horse?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:11, Reply)
No thanks, I've just eaten

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:19, Reply)
for the dealing tables in his personal, oak-floored casino

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)
instead of chips you use acorns

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Yeah well my new t shirt turned up
and I'm so fucking bent I changed into it in the bogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:20, Reply)
I tied on my shoes, just don't tell Father Christmas!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:20, Reply)
I didn't know you could 'do laces'.
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:22, Reply)
fank ooo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Let me guess... it has some sort of band on it?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)
It has pink fairies on

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)
You're good - I'll give you that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:23, Reply)
is it one of those oh-so-lol
Junkie's Baddy Powder ones?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)
It's an 'Adihash' one

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:29, Reply)
"i got stoned on the Gaza Strip"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:29, Reply)
I reckon we need another AMA thread
who do people want to know about?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I'm going for a fag, if there's not one when I come back I'll do one.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Dun!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Why you are such a bent spastic?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:23, Reply)

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