I bought a 1950s Poole coffee set yesterday.
What was the most twee middle class thing you did yesterday?

alt: Bruce Wayne
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:25, 52 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The most middle class thing I did yesterday was buy groceries.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Is ityou that received creepy gaz messages from creepy old australians?
(this isn't a very middle class question ... pretend I asked about buying asparagus out of season or something)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I've recieved creepy gazzes and gazes from many people, some of whom are australians, and some of who are not.
And I didn't buy asparagus, but I did buy apples, oranges, bananas and watermelon.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Awwww man.
I haven't received creepy gazzes from anybody for ages.

Life is so unfair.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:54, Reply)

are you a teenage girl?
No? That may explain it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:58, Reply)

You may have a point.
I demand equality in the eyes of creepy old men! Just because I'm over forty and don't have a vagina doesn't mean I don't have feelings.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:59, Reply)

got drunk with friends at their house rather than the pub
Also we played a game after dinner.

Alt: Selina Kyle
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Did the game involve puzzles and witticisms
or stripping and inappropriate fisting?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)

only appropriate fisting
We're not animals.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:05, Reply)

alright Shamblington?
I told off my sister in law for spouting Daily Mail bullshit, plus I got tremendously excited about buying And The Hippos Were Boiled in Their Tanks.

Alt- Pat Bateman makes a great Bruce Wayne.

ps I added you on Last.fm last night.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:04, Reply)

I've just been playing Hungry Hippos.
I haven't used Last.fm in yonks.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:30, Reply)

I only use it via Xbox Live these days.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Did i mention my wellingtons?
I bought expensive wellingtons, just to amble across muddy fields with my middle class stupid dogs, on the way to the stupid middle class pub, that has almost no access from the road, and is run by a Buddhist who won't serve anything but local produce.
Hunters. Not the fancy ones, way too middle class to show off, but want everyone to know I know what good boots are. Although I draw the line at wax jackets, ill keep my oiled leather thanks. Oh, and that is beeswax oil, all natural.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:19, Reply)

My jacket is goat leather tanned and tailor made by a little chap I know in Morocco.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:32, Reply)

My leather is hand stitched vintage, from a place in california that used to do jackets for the HA.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Ewww. Shit crinkly cow leather. You poor bastard.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:10, Reply)

I am ashamed.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Once you have goat, you never go back.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:50, Reply)

tailor made by a little chap I know in Morocco has podka dots on
( broadsword, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:36, Reply)

:(

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:11, Reply)

I went to a simply fabulous place where you can get rilly authentic South Indian street food, yah?
And when I spoke to the chef I pronounced the names of the dishes with a slight accent.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Oh god.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:46, Reply)

lolling at your new username here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:48, Reply)

ioi!
Yeah, fuck off.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:50, Reply)

no, you fuck 0ff

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:53, Reply)

ha,
No one stole mine.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:12, Reply)

I stole my own
And then got banned :(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:32, Reply)

Oh yeah.
You silly boy. Will they not let you have your old name back? Seems a bit harsh.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:42, Reply)

you got banned? why?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:46, Reply)

My spare account got banned.
I assume for being a spare account, although this seems to be fairly common.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:11, Reply)

www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/illustrateur-en-cd99f0fe0409734c1b3ca84efdbb9a27.html
( broadsword, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:21, Reply)

I had a swan sandwich.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:36, Reply)

had was the meat in a
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:55, Reply)

fucking hell

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Drank a bottle of Laroque St-Emilion with home made burgers served on sour dough bread.
Today I'm in the shed making an Iphone docking station from Black Wallnut, Oak and an old bugle.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:23, Reply)

walnut.
Also, I get you confused with the other ringofyre, and I apologise for that. I still can't decide which of you is the more irritating, cretinous, self-absorbed wanker though. Although I am now fairly sure you're not the one that fucks kids.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Don't beat yourself up about it.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Have you stopped fucking kids?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:17, Reply)

No.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:38, Reply)

You say "iphone docking station"
we read "steampunk sex toy"
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:49, Reply)

*something about his wife fucking other men*

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:59, Reply)

That's the other one.
This one isn't nearly as creepycrawly as the other one. I bet he proper regrets having chosen a similar username to one of the creepycrawlies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Yeah.
Still a sanctimonious prick though.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I can't imagine anybody being sanctimonious on qftw.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 17:18, Reply)

No I'm not. I'm just better than you.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 17:29, Reply)

That would have almost worked if you weren't missing a comma.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 17:30, Reply)

your mum

(PsychoChomp, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:38, Reply)

My mum is common as muck.
You fail.

Although she's also as mucky as muck so in some sense you also succeed.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Did a load of laundry with Waitrose non-bio sachets.
I got them from work, and the formula is not exclusive to Waitrose.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I got my brother this for christmas and can heartily recommend it
cardsagainsthumanity.com/

Very b3tan.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:36, Reply)

I went to a collection of shops next to a waterfall in a forest that sold only tweed, tartan and waxed goods
They didn't have toilets they only had cloakrooms and it was jam packed with discovery driving red trouser wearers
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 17:25, Reply)

I love Basingstoke.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 17:27, Reply)