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Russell Brand
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:37, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I'm starting to hate him less recently
I'm not happy about this.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Oh, it's an easy habit to break
I ended up half-watching St Trinians over Christmas cos the missus' sisters had it on. My one resounding memory of the film is "Russell Brand is a talentless cunt", despite the presence of Sarah Harding and Gemma Arterton dressed as schoolgirls.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)

I can imagine
It's his pisstaking of Westboro Baptist and his character assassination of the heckler that has started to change my mind.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Missed that
All of that. Must have had my BrandFilter on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)

my wife's mate is in that film
Arterton has a fat arse and is massively overated
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:49, Reply)

I would though.
I bet she'd be a fun ride.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Stunned, let's be honest here. You'd fuck a dead traffic warden that had just been run over, so your rating of 'would' doesn't carry much merit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)

I'd ruin Arterton
and my taste in women is impeccable and my trousers chaste.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)

My tastes are famously impeccable, as proven by my shockingly low Magic Number
and I... well, might, if I'm honest.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Thank you, chaps.
Vindication.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)

That could be our boyband name

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Yeah. Total vindication right there.
From a gayer and a french bloke. Says it all.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Arterton is clearly female
So if I would, she must be SMOKIN'
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:08, Reply)

er
or extremely masculine?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:12, Reply)

Women have no idea at all
as to what makes a woman attractive. None.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I second this
I think it's at least partly to do with the fact that nary a woman exists who doesn't have some ludicrously unjustifiable issue with her own appearance.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:22, Reply)

NARY?
FALCON PUNCH
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)

You, sir, don't know what a falcon punch is

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Actually, I do.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Falcon%20Punch
knowyourmeme.com/memes/falcon-punch

I think it is you that is confused.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:32, Reply)

That's a highly reliable source of validation right there
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=botty+pop-pop

You're right though, I thought it was a clout in the fanny.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:34, Reply)

see I don't hate russell brand

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:00, Reply)

LEARN

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:02, Reply)