Somebody recommend some fucking brandy ffs
I don't have time to research it myself with all the Accord driving and model fucking I have to do today.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:19, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I like Remy Martin.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I don't care what YOU like, I want to know what I'D like.
God. Amateur.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:22, Reply)

very well. You'd like wanking through some girl's window late at night

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:22, Reply)

he keeps trying that with me
luckily i'm on the second floor and he's not that tall
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)

yeah, but if he holds off for a week or so
he can generate the required pressure to elevate a pop shot two stories.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I'm going to take that advice
she's always leaning out of her window, laughing at me.

I'll show her, enough denial and in a month or so I'll be able to fire a rope straight into her smug fucking eye.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)

True enough.
But I was rather hoping for somebody to address the issue at hand. Brandy.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)

What sort of brandy?
Armagnac? cognac? metaxa? marc or grappa?

Or are you counting fruit brandies? Schnapps? Kirsch? Calvados?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:27, Reply)

What?
Fucking brandy.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)

You want this one then:
www.aldi.co.uk/uk/html/product_range/product_range_22881.htm
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:30, Reply)

brandy is just distilled wine.
there are shit loads of types, all very different. You might as well ask me to recommend a beer without staying whether you like lager, ale, etc.

See below, try an Armagnac. Nicer and better value that cognac as it doesn't have the rapper/Monty Boyce market driving the prices up.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:33, Reply)

If you actually want some advice, try a decent armagnac.
Janneau is a great bet for value, try the 8 year old to start.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Excellent badge, thanks.
I shall do that.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Then make a lolarious joke about having an eight year old called Brandy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Waitrose sell it for less than £25 I think.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Cuntreau

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:22, Reply)

You'd like this one:
www.winedancer.com/contents/en-uk/p1548.html?gclid=CI_28bHF2LQCFTDMtAoddD4AYA
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I fucking would as well
Unfortunately though, I forgot to born as Prince Rainier of Monaco, so I'll have to give it a miss.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Schoolboy error there, Krones.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:25, Reply)

where is plumdozer when you need him?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I'm whisky, not brandy.
Sorry babygirl.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)

+e

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)

If it'll shut you up:
www.thedrinkshop.com/products/nlpdetail.php?prodid=258

or

www.thedrinkshop.com/products/nlpdetail.php?prodid=253 if you want a name you've heard of.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)

fanks

( Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)

That last one neatly demonstrates the difference between cognac and armagnac, too
it's all about the taste you prefer, of course, so you'd need to try them, and direct comparisons aren't really spot on - but the 8 yo Hine there is twice the price of the 8 yo Janneau I mentioned up there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:57, Reply)

They do that too
www.thedrinkshop.com/products/nlpdetail.php?prodid=256

I get the impression Alicia didn't care for it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:02, Reply)

ALthough I'm assuming she doesn't like the taste of wood
if she does SHE CAN HAVE MY NUMBER ROFFLE
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:02, Reply)

that's a 4yo and horribly overpriced, it was the 8yo I suggested up there.
But, like I said, all about taste. But cognacs are universally rather overpriced because of the "gangsta" association.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:10, Reply)