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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well, I don't know about you lot, but I'd like to see more Poppet/Localboy slashfic.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:06, 158 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'd like to see a weekly thing where you pick one person out of the fail archive
and write them an open letter either apologising for being so mean to them, or pointing out exactly where they went wrong and how they could do better in future stories.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)
'Dear Albert.
'You'd totes be much better at QOTW if you weren't a massive sex offender.

Love

AB'
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Dear Miggyman
It's not trolling if you tell a story about fucking underagers and then claim, a few years later that you were 'trolling', it's actually 'noncing'.

Love

AB
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:12, Reply)
shocking you didn't go for the apology option

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Dear Legless.
Everybody hates you.
Sorry to have to tell you that.

Cheers

AB
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Nice one 'Madge Vadge'

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
i notice windy has been in hiding since I've been here today

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)
I can't think why
*whistles*
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:19, Reply)
are you hiding him?

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I'M NOT FUCKING FAT

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:25, Reply)
and nor will I, unlike what wp claims

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I honestly don't know what you're on about.......
*Looks for closest bolt hole*
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)
I think all these letters should get PP'd, just so's they can be seen by the recipients.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)
I think the Legless one should be airmailed to Australia and sellotaped to his head.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:23, Reply)
i don't feel strongly about Legless

cheers
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I didn't until I read back over that Captain Placid story and saw his response.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Link?

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:30, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/dumped/post1823717
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Hahahhahahahah
VG
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Pardon?

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Popular video game character link.
DUHHHhhh
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Boy is my face red now!

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Bruising from being beaten up by a girl?

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Every time a put a stupid joke QOTW suggestion in, those kid-fingerers actually run it.
So I've suggested this for a full QOTW.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)
I'd quite like to see Al's suggestion up there run as a full QOTW.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:20, Reply)
I'd quite like to see you beaten to death by Albanian gangsters

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I have to admit that'd be a pretty cool way to go.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)
i read that as Albanian Jugglers
I think I've had too much lemsip
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Why don't you just cast a 'get well' spell using your MAGIC VAGINA?

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Shut up you.
Or I'll let all the birds knock you about.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:21, Reply)
:o(

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:23, Reply)
+ again

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I don't.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Run Windy
Monty Grassed you up
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)
You fucking started it, son.
With your 'I reckon he's got a big face'.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I know what I did.
But you took it too far. TOO FAR BOYCE. TOO FAR.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)
The only way to find the boundaries of good taste is to cross them.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)
OI, WINDY
I HEAR YOU'VE BEEN MAKING UP STORIES ABOUT ME!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Call down Madge, he was only kidding.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I heard they weren't made up.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I'm not sure it's a story as such.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:47, Reply)
you are a very
wrong man boy
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)
you're the one with the sick magic vagina fantasy thing.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)
I tell you what mate she disgusts me with all this 'madge vadge' shit.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Quick Windy
Tangles and Monty have distracted her, Run to /talk
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:31, Reply)
I'd like to see Lokesy and Poppet going at it like a couple of trannies.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Clickin dis

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:25, Reply)
"Dear Snugglesacks,
Despite describing you as a 'weapons grade attention seeker' I am actually desperate for a feel.

Love, AB"
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:27, Reply)
I once gazzed her on Chompy's behalf, suggesting that she go on a date with him as he was a massive fan of tits.
She replied with 'wel they r mi best feature'
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:32, Reply)
She never did go on a date with me :(

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)
sad times

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:37, Reply)
If only I wasn't one of those losers earning less than you :(

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)
then you'd have a chance with snuggles or that ginger minger in the bath

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:39, Reply)
I didn't think she was a minger.
There. I said it. I thought she looked alright. You know, aside from the needy online attention seeking.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)
As did I,
although she looked fat on my home pc resolution and quite nice on my work pc screen.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)
O_o
she looked like a big pasty ranga, in a bath.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I like redheads.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:49, Reply)
I like breasts

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:51, Reply)
not that one though...
I'm begiinng to worry about you lot
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:12, Reply)
So not only does she have massive norks
but she also speaks Plebian? Someone snap her up
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I tried, but she missed her chance.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Wherever she's from's loss
is Norwich's gain
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:40, Reply)
I went to the gf's staff party last week.
It would have turned you straight.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Fucking hell, that must be the holy grail of staff parties
I assume you have a spectacularly good reason for not inviting me
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:51, Reply)
It would have ruined the 6-30ish male-female ratio.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Me?
Really?
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)
I'd turn for that

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Flattered but spoken for
you big lezzer
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:51, Reply)
*scissors*

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Poor tangles is still wringing his hands raw in the last thread

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Come back and argue, you fucker!

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:48, Reply)
That thread was fun :)

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Good game.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:49, Reply)
pretty sure I won

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:11, Reply)
"Let them eat urine cake"
attributed to Naked Ape circa 2013, shortly before he was smothered by a hemp pillow.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:48, Reply)
My brother's just suggested putting Webber carbs on a fuel injected engine!


LOL
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:12, Reply)
BRILLIANT

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:12, Reply)
I know!
He was all "yeah, mate, XR-Free-i wiv twin Webers on it, u feel me, bruv?"
And I was all "That's an EFi engine, why would you be putting carbs on it?"

Not to mention it's a four pot, so you'd only need one.

LOL
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)
HAHAHAH I GET THIS!!!!!

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:24, Reply)
no you bloody don't

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Bah. Busted.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Sometimes it's hard to believe that you two are related!

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:13, Reply)
He's a never-ending source of intense personal shame.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)
mental

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)
is he a cretin?

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:33, Reply)
He likes cars
but doesn't know much about them. He's aware that Weber carbs are a tuning part, but that's all, really.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)
They are what you load before a long journey aren't they?

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Yeah, sure, why not?

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)
This is fucking disgusting
www.theregister.co.uk/2013/01/08/dean_kamen_stomach_pump/
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Ewww.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Sounds great.
I'll have six. I'll be a sort of pre-poo fountain.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:22, Reply)
"Did you know that red meat satys in your guts for 2 years?"
said the spastic behind me just now
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:31, Reply)
I usually only have the chicken satys

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:32, Reply)
This is the best post of the day but everyones fucked off now so it wont get on the popular page.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)
well you had your bent serenity post on there
there must been a lot of sweaty handed geek clicking
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)
It's because I mentioned a girl.
and probably a number of missclicks.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Needs moar Lokesy

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)
There is one flaw
Chicken satay is fucking rank
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)
You are wrong.
Shit chicken satay is shit - but it doesn't have to be.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)
The thing is, right, to my understanding, satay is basically peanuts
and peanuts are the worst thing you could ever put in your mouth, with the exception of shit with peanuts in it, but including peanut-free shit, and Russell Brand's talentless AIDS-ridden dick.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)
What about Lokesy's giant bread-like forehead?

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:07, Reply)
Mmmmmmmbread
Hanson's zzzzzzzzz

Am on a high-protein low-carb diet so, you know, want bread.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:09, Reply)
have you considered turning round and thumping in the side of the head with anything heavy in reach

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:33, Reply)
she's actually really nice and gives me Malaysian curry when she makes it
as she is Malay on one side
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)
She sounds like a right fucking cunt.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)
I bet you hate being given free tasty food

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Yeah fuck that shit

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)
I fucking love malaysian food.
You should go on holiday there, even I could afford it, with the help of a credit card.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Typical Lokesy!

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:33, Reply)
he is atypical in the extreme

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)
So is your fucking cunt kid.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)
I did a lol.
Then I felt bad, his kid is not totally fucked yet, she will be when NA's done though
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)
God I bed she's god an awful name. Like Posche or Cammie

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Pretty rich coming from you
she has a normal name thanks
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)
I didn't choose my name.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)
and neither did mini jesus

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)
I know, that's why I wasn't mocking her. I was mocking you.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)
sounds like you are mocking her tbh
either way i do have a shit name, so i feel your pain
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:54, Reply)
I'm mocking you, if that helps.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:55, Reply)
I preferred it when we were all bullying Lokesy
i had a glimpse of the other side
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Don't worry Nakers.
I'm definitely not done with old Lokesy yet.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)
it's been the best thing here for a while

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)
I agree

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Nailed to a couple of ice lolly sticks
Using your cock. Er, and another, equally tiny, cock.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)
I'm not sure where you are going with this

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:00, Reply)
Oh thank god
I thought I was alone in that
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)
I'm gonna teach her everything I know

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)

everything both things
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)
and those are The Encyclopedia Brittania A-M and N - Z
but not spelling or grammar
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)
The joys of home networking.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)
You take that back about my fucking cunt kids!
That's fucking out of order mate!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I'm stuck in some weird cunt kid circular argument

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)
that makes it good value, surely?

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)
is this any use to you?
www.kineticnorth.com/TheGutter/SlashFictionGenerator/Default.aspx?s=33&p0=3&p1=5&ff=0&mf=1&mm=0
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)
How the fuck is that not banned by my firewall?

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Thanks King Zog of Albania!

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)
ann widdicome and bernard manning
uh, I'll be in my bunk
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)
'Spellcasting -
M.I.N.G.E'
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)
it's pretty hard queefing letters
I hope you appreciate
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Hahaha fucking hell

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:59, Reply)
POTD
*retches*
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:59, Reply)
QOTD

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:00, Reply)
Quorum Of The Dead?
George Romero's politically-charged etc
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:02, Reply)
No.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:03, Reply)
Oh.
Quality Of The Delivery - Frasier's success encapsulated in a single sentence.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:06, Reply)
Keep trying.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:07, Reply)
don't encourage him

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:07, Reply)
He's right you know
I can do this all day
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:08, Reply)
Quinten's Oral Turd Disgrace.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:09, Reply)
Sounds like one of AA's 'metal' bands.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:09, Reply)
Queen Of The Damned
A shit film, inspiring a shit b3ta post.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:08, Reply)
*bows*

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:06, Reply)
*ducks queef*

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:07, Reply)

eef ack
(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:10, Reply)
THERE'S A NEW THREAD AS IF YOU FUCKING CARED.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:10, Reply)

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