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Well, I don't know about you lot, but I'd like to see more Poppet/Localboy slashfic.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:06,
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I'd like to see a weekly thing where you pick one person out of the fail archive
and write them an open letter either apologising for being so mean to them, or pointing out exactly where they went wrong and how they could do better in future stories.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:08,
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'Dear Albert.
'You'd totes be much better at QOTW if you weren't a massive sex offender.
Love
AB'
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:10,
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Dear Miggyman
It's not trolling if you tell a story about fucking underagers and then claim, a few years later that you were 'trolling', it's actually 'noncing'.
Love
AB
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:12,
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shocking you didn't go for the apology option
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:13,
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Dear Legless.
Everybody hates you.
Sorry to have to tell you that.
Cheers
AB
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:15,
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Nice one 'Madge Vadge'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:15,
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i notice windy has been in hiding since I've been here today
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:16,
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I can't think why
*whistles*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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are you hiding him?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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I'M NOT FUCKING FAT
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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and nor will I, unlike what wp claims
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:30,
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I honestly don't know what you're on about.......
*Looks for closest bolt hole*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:33,
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I think all these letters should get PP'd, just so's they can be seen by the recipients.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:16,
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I think the Legless one should be airmailed to Australia and sellotaped to his head.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:23,
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i don't feel strongly about Legless
cheers
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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I didn't until I read back over that Captain Placid story and saw his response.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:26,
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Link?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:30,
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Hahahhahahahah
VG
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:33,
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Pardon?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:38,
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Popular video game character link.
DUHHHhhh
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PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:41,
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Boy is my face red now!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:44,
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Bruising from being beaten up by a girl?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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Every time a put a stupid joke QOTW suggestion in, those kid-fingerers actually run it.
So I've suggested this for a full QOTW.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:16,
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I'd quite like to see Al's suggestion up there run as a full QOTW.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:20,
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I'd quite like to see you beaten to death by Albanian gangsters
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:21,
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I have to admit that'd be a pretty cool way to go.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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i read that as Albanian Jugglers
I think I've had too much lemsip
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:31,
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Why don't you just cast a 'get well' spell using your MAGIC VAGINA?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:39,
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Shut up you.
Or I'll let all the birds knock you about.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:21,
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:o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:23,
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+ again
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:23,
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I don't.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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Run Windy
Monty Grassed you up
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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You fucking started it, son.
With your 'I reckon he's got a big face'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:28,
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I know what I did.
But you took it too far. TOO FAR BOYCE.
TOO FAR.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:46,
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The only way to find the boundaries of good taste is to cross them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:59,
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OI, WINDY
I HEAR YOU'VE BEEN MAKING UP STORIES ABOUT ME!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:29,
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Call down Madge, he was only kidding.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:30,
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I heard they weren't made up.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:30,
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I'm not sure it's a story as such.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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you are a very
wrong
man boy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:53,
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you're the one with the sick magic vagina fantasy thing.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:57,
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I tell you what mate she disgusts me with all this 'madge vadge' shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:58,
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Quick Windy
Tangles and Monty have distracted her, Run to /talk
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:31,
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I'd like to see Lokesy and Poppet going at it like a couple of trannies.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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Clickin dis
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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"Dear Snugglesacks,
Despite describing you as a 'weapons grade attention seeker' I am actually desperate for a feel.
Love, AB"
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:27,
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I once gazzed her on Chompy's behalf, suggesting that she go on a date with him as he was a massive fan of tits.
She replied with 'wel they r mi best feature'
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:32,
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She never did go on a date with me :(
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PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:33,
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sad times
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:37,
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If only I wasn't one of those losers earning less than you :(
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PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:38,
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then you'd have a chance with snuggles or that ginger minger in the bath
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:39,
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I didn't think she was a minger.
There. I said it. I thought she looked alright. You know, aside from the needy online attention seeking.
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Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:46,
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As did I,
although she looked fat on my home pc resolution and quite nice on my work pc screen.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:46,
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O_o
she looked like a big pasty ranga, in a bath.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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I like redheads.
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Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:49,
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I like breasts
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PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:51,
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not that one though...
I'm begiinng to worry about you lot
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:12,
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So not only does she have massive norks
but she also speaks Plebian? Someone snap her up
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:38,
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I tried, but she missed her chance.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:38,
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Wherever she's from's loss
is Norwich's gain
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:40,
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I went to the gf's staff party last week.
It would have turned you straight.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:48,
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Fucking hell, that must be the holy grail of staff parties
I assume you have a spectacularly good reason for not inviting me
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:51,
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It would have ruined the 6-30ish male-female ratio.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:52,
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Me?
Really?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:53,
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I'd turn for that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:41,
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Flattered but spoken for
you big lezzer
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:51,
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*scissors*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:01,
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Poor tangles is still wringing his hands raw in the last thread
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:45,
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Come back and argue, you fucker!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:48,
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That thread was fun :)
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:49,
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Good game.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:49,
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pretty sure I won
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:11,
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"Let them eat urine cake"
attributed to Naked Ape circa 2013, shortly before he was smothered by a hemp pillow.
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Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:48,
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My brother's just suggested putting Webber carbs on a fuel injected engine!
LOL
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Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:12,
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BRILLIANT
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:12,
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I know!
He was all "yeah, mate, XR-Free-i wiv twin Webers on it, u feel me, bruv?"
And I was all "That's an EFi engine, why would you be putting carbs on it?"
Not to mention it's a four pot, so you'd only need one.
LOL
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Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:16,
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HAHAHAH I GET THIS!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:24,
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no you bloody don't
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:57,
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Bah. Busted.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:58,
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Sometimes it's hard to believe that you two are related!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:13,
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He's a never-ending source of intense personal shame.
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Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:16,
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mental
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:17,
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is he a cretin?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:33,
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He likes cars
but doesn't know much about them. He's aware that Weber carbs are a tuning part, but that's all, really.
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Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:38,
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They are what you load before a long journey aren't they?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:38,
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Yeah, sure, why not?
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Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:40,
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Ewww.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:20,
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Sounds great.
I'll have six. I'll be a sort of pre-poo fountain.
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Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:22,
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"Did you know that red meat satys in your guts for 2 years?"
said the spastic behind me just now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:31,
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I usually only have the chicken satys
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PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:32,
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This is the best post of the day but everyones fucked off now so it wont get on the popular page.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:35,
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well you had your bent serenity post on there
there must been a lot of sweaty handed geek clicking
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:36,
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It's because I mentioned a girl.
and probably a number of missclicks.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:40,
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Needs moar Lokesy
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:43,
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There is one flaw
Chicken satay is fucking rank
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:50,
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You are wrong.
Shit chicken satay is shit - but it doesn't have to be.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:57,
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The thing is, right, to my understanding, satay is basically peanuts
and peanuts are the worst thing you could ever put in your mouth, with the exception of shit with peanuts in it, but including peanut-free shit, and Russell Brand's talentless AIDS-ridden dick.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:01,
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What about Lokesy's giant bread-like forehead?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:07,
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Mmmmmmmbread
Hanson's zzzzzzzzz
Am on a high-protein low-carb diet so, you know, want bread.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:09,
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have you considered turning round and thumping in the side of the head with anything heavy in reach
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:33,
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she's actually really nice and gives me Malaysian curry when she makes it
as she is Malay on one side
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:36,
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She sounds like a right fucking cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:39,
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I bet you hate being given free tasty food
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:40,
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Yeah fuck that shit
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:43,
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I fucking love malaysian food.
You should go on holiday there, even I could afford it, with the help of a credit card.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:45,
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Typical Lokesy!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:33,
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he is atypical in the extreme
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:38,
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So is your fucking cunt kid.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:42,
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I did a lol.
Then I felt bad, his kid is not totally fucked yet, she will be when NA's done though
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PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:44,
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God I bed she's god an awful name. Like Posche or Cammie
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PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:48,
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Pretty rich coming from you
she has a normal name thanks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:49,
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I didn't choose my name.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:50,
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and neither did mini jesus
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:51,
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I know, that's why I wasn't mocking her. I was mocking you.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:52,
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sounds like you are mocking her tbh
either way i do have a shit name, so i feel your pain
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:54,
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I'm mocking you, if that helps.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:55,
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I preferred it when we were all bullying Lokesy
i had a glimpse of the other side
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:56,
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Don't worry Nakers.
I'm definitely not done with old Lokesy yet.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:58,
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it's been the best thing here for a while
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:58,
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I agree
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:01,
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Nailed to a couple of ice lolly sticks
Using your cock. Er, and another, equally tiny, cock.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:56,
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I'm not sure where you are going with this
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:00,
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Oh thank god
I thought I was alone in that
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:01,
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I'm gonna teach her everything I know
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:50,
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everything both things
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:51,
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and those are The Encyclopedia Brittania A-M and N - Z
but not spelling or grammar
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:52,
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The joys of home networking.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:52,
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You take that back about my fucking cunt kids!
That's fucking out of order mate!
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:50,
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I'm stuck in some weird cunt kid circular argument
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:52,
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that makes it good value, surely?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:42,
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How the fuck is that not banned by my firewall?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:53,
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Thanks King Zog of Albania!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:56,
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ann widdicome and bernard manning
uh, I'll be in my bunk
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:56,
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'Spellcasting -
M.I.N.G.E'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:57,
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it's pretty hard queefing letters
I hope you appreciate
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:58,
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Hahaha fucking hell
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:59,
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POTD
*retches*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:59,
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QOTD
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:00,
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Quorum Of The Dead?
George Romero's politically-charged etc
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:02,
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No.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:03,
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Oh.
Quality Of The Delivery - Frasier's success encapsulated in a single sentence.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:06,
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Keep trying.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:07,
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don't encourage him
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:07,
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He's right you know
I can do this all day
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:08,
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Quinten's Oral Turd Disgrace.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:09,
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Sounds like one of AA's 'metal' bands.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:09,
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Queen Of The Damned
A shit film, inspiring a shit b3ta post.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:08,
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*bows*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:06,
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*ducks queef*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:07,
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eef ack
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:10,
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THERE'S A NEW THREAD AS IF YOU FUCKING CARED.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:10,
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