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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well, I don't know about you lot, but I'd like to see more Poppet/Localboy slashfic.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:06, 158 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:06, 158 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'd like to see a weekly thing where you pick one person out of the fail archive
and write them an open letter either apologising for being so mean to them, or pointing out exactly where they went wrong and how they could do better in future stories.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)
and write them an open letter either apologising for being so mean to them, or pointing out exactly where they went wrong and how they could do better in future stories.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)
'Dear Albert.
'You'd totes be much better at QOTW if you weren't a massive sex offender.
Love
AB'
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:10, Reply)
'You'd totes be much better at QOTW if you weren't a massive sex offender.
Love
AB'
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Dear Miggyman
It's not trolling if you tell a story about fucking underagers and then claim, a few years later that you were 'trolling', it's actually 'noncing'.
Love
AB
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:12, Reply)
It's not trolling if you tell a story about fucking underagers and then claim, a few years later that you were 'trolling', it's actually 'noncing'.
Love
AB
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Dear Legless.
Everybody hates you.
Sorry to have to tell you that.
Cheers
AB
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Everybody hates you.
Sorry to have to tell you that.
Cheers
AB
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I honestly don't know what you're on about.......
*Looks for closest bolt hole*
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)
*Looks for closest bolt hole*
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)
I think all these letters should get PP'd, just so's they can be seen by the recipients.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)
I think the Legless one should be airmailed to Australia and sellotaped to his head.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:23, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I didn't until I read back over that Captain Placid story and saw his response.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:26, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Every time a put a stupid joke QOTW suggestion in, those kid-fingerers actually run it.
So I've suggested this for a full QOTW.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)
So I've suggested this for a full QOTW.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)
I'd quite like to see Al's suggestion up there run as a full QOTW.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:20, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Why don't you just cast a 'get well' spell using your MAGIC VAGINA?
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:39, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:39, Reply)
You fucking started it, son.
With your 'I reckon he's got a big face'.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:28, Reply)
With your 'I reckon he's got a big face'.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I know what I did.
But you took it too far. TOO FAR BOYCE. TOO FAR.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)
But you took it too far. TOO FAR BOYCE. TOO FAR.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)
The only way to find the boundaries of good taste is to cross them.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)
I tell you what mate she disgusts me with all this 'madge vadge' shit.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)
I'd like to see Lokesy and Poppet going at it like a couple of trannies.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:25, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:25, Reply)
"Dear Snugglesacks,
Despite describing you as a 'weapons grade attention seeker' I am actually desperate for a feel.
Love, AB"
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Despite describing you as a 'weapons grade attention seeker' I am actually desperate for a feel.
Love, AB"
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:27, Reply)
I once gazzed her on Chompy's behalf, suggesting that she go on a date with him as he was a massive fan of tits.
She replied with 'wel they r mi best feature'
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:32, Reply)
She replied with 'wel they r mi best feature'
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:32, Reply)
then you'd have a chance with snuggles or that ginger minger in the bath
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:39, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:39, Reply)
I didn't think she was a minger.
There. I said it. I thought she looked alright. You know, aside from the needy online attention seeking.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)
There. I said it. I thought she looked alright. You know, aside from the needy online attention seeking.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)
As did I,
although she looked fat on my home pc resolution and quite nice on my work pc screen.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)
although she looked fat on my home pc resolution and quite nice on my work pc screen.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)
So not only does she have massive norks
but she also speaks Plebian? Someone snap her up
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)
but she also speaks Plebian? Someone snap her up
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I went to the gf's staff party last week.
It would have turned you straight.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:48, Reply)
It would have turned you straight.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Fucking hell, that must be the holy grail of staff parties
I assume you have a spectacularly good reason for not inviting me
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:51, Reply)
I assume you have a spectacularly good reason for not inviting me
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:51, Reply)
"Let them eat urine cake"
attributed to Naked Ape circa 2013, shortly before he was smothered by a hemp pillow.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:48, Reply)
attributed to Naked Ape circa 2013, shortly before he was smothered by a hemp pillow.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:48, Reply)
My brother's just suggested putting Webber carbs on a fuel injected engine!
LOL
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:12, Reply)
LOL
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:12, Reply)
I know!
He was all "yeah, mate, XR-Free-i wiv twin Webers on it, u feel me, bruv?"
And I was all "That's an EFi engine, why would you be putting carbs on it?"
Not to mention it's a four pot, so you'd only need one.
LOL
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)
He was all "yeah, mate, XR-Free-i wiv twin Webers on it, u feel me, bruv?"
And I was all "That's an EFi engine, why would you be putting carbs on it?"
Not to mention it's a four pot, so you'd only need one.
LOL
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)
He likes cars
but doesn't know much about them. He's aware that Weber carbs are a tuning part, but that's all, really.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)
but doesn't know much about them. He's aware that Weber carbs are a tuning part, but that's all, really.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)
This is fucking disgusting
www.theregister.co.uk/2013/01/08/dean_kamen_stomach_pump/
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:14, Reply)
www.theregister.co.uk/2013/01/08/dean_kamen_stomach_pump/
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:14, Reply)
"Did you know that red meat satys in your guts for 2 years?"
said the spastic behind me just now
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:31, Reply)
said the spastic behind me just now
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:31, Reply)
This is the best post of the day but everyones fucked off now so it wont get on the popular page.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)
well you had your bent serenity post on there
there must been a lot of sweaty handed geek clicking
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)
there must been a lot of sweaty handed geek clicking
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)
It's because I mentioned a girl.
and probably a number of missclicks.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)
and probably a number of missclicks.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)
You are wrong.
Shit chicken satay is shit - but it doesn't have to be.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Shit chicken satay is shit - but it doesn't have to be.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)
The thing is, right, to my understanding, satay is basically peanuts
and peanuts are the worst thing you could ever put in your mouth, with the exception of shit with peanuts in it, but including peanut-free shit, and Russell Brand's talentless AIDS-ridden dick.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)
and peanuts are the worst thing you could ever put in your mouth, with the exception of shit with peanuts in it, but including peanut-free shit, and Russell Brand's talentless AIDS-ridden dick.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Mmmmmmmbread
Hanson's zzzzzzzzz
Am on a high-protein low-carb diet so, you know, want bread.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:09, Reply)
Hanson's zzzzzzzzz
Am on a high-protein low-carb diet so, you know, want bread.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:09, Reply)
have you considered turning round and thumping in the side of the head with anything heavy in reach
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:33, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:33, Reply)
she's actually really nice and gives me Malaysian curry when she makes it
as she is Malay on one side
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)
as she is Malay on one side
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)
I fucking love malaysian food.
You should go on holiday there, even I could afford it, with the help of a credit card.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
You should go on holiday there, even I could afford it, with the help of a credit card.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
I did a lol.
Then I felt bad, his kid is not totally fucked yet, she will be when NA's done though
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Then I felt bad, his kid is not totally fucked yet, she will be when NA's done though
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)
sounds like you are mocking her tbh
either way i do have a shit name, so i feel your pain
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:54, Reply)
either way i do have a shit name, so i feel your pain
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:54, Reply)
I preferred it when we were all bullying Lokesy
i had a glimpse of the other side
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)
i had a glimpse of the other side
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Nailed to a couple of ice lolly sticks
Using your cock. Er, and another, equally tiny, cock.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Using your cock. Er, and another, equally tiny, cock.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)
and those are The Encyclopedia Brittania A-M and N - Z
but not spelling or grammar
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)
but not spelling or grammar
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)
You take that back about my fucking cunt kids!
That's fucking out of order mate!
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)
That's fucking out of order mate!
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)
is this any use to you?
www.kineticnorth.com/TheGutter/SlashFictionGenerator/Default.aspx?s=33&p0=3&p1=5&ff=0&mf=1&mm=0
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)
www.kineticnorth.com/TheGutter/SlashFictionGenerator/Default.aspx?s=33&p0=3&p1=5&ff=0&mf=1&mm=0
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Oh.
Quality Of The Delivery - Frasier's success encapsulated in a single sentence.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:06, Reply)
Quality Of The Delivery - Frasier's success encapsulated in a single sentence.
( , Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:06, Reply)
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