do any of you lot ever go diving?
i managed to brush my knee and thigh over some kind of shitty coral in barbados. it hurt a lot at the time, but only for about an hour. however, i still have a red swollen patch on my knee 2 weeks later. i could go to the doctor, but i thought it much better to ask the internet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:45, 8 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

No

( Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Try pissing on the effected area
Then gaz pics.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Knee aids
sorry to be the bearer an all that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:48, Reply)

KNAIDS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)

that's carpet burns from where your boyfriend does you up the poop shoot from behind and pretends your a builder called Barry
HTH
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:48, Reply)

it probably laid eggs in your leg
eventually hundreds of writhing young coral polyps will burst from your leg looking for the ocean currents
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I thought about saying something about them migrating up towards the smell of seaweed and haddock
but decided it might be a bit creepy
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:51, Reply)

i think we're all glad you made that decision

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Not because it's inaccurate, just because we've all recently had breakfast.

( Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)

you know where you can stick that baguette

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:57, Reply)

I don't like fish dip

( Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)

+ Oh no, I love it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:05, Reply)

This should get more love
Jah love.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:31, Reply)

the fridge for later?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)

FAB, i knew i could rely on you all
who needs hospitals with advice like this? close down the nhs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:50, Reply)

They are.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)

I dive.
There will be some ickle bits of the coral in the wound. Go to the docs, get it cleaned properly.

Failing that, take some antihist and see if the redness and swelling subside.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)

urgh really?
it makes me feel a bit sick thinking that i have bits of it stuck in me. rank.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Stop bellyflopping onto living organisms, then.
Selfish.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Poor 'Greggs Hat'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)

RIP niggah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:15, Reply)

*sotto voce snigger*

( Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Pop your clothes off and let Daddy have a look.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:15, Reply)