i was at the dogs once and decided it that if a dog had a shit just before the race it would run more quickly
it wasn't
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:57, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Power to weight ratio, innit.

( Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)

how do we know they aren't more powerful with the shit in them?
dog eggs could be the source of all power.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Some of those words make sense.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)

i made a half arsed edit, just for you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I love you, man.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I'm glad I missed the first draft
I can barely understand the revision.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:07, Reply)

He's like the Eric Morecombe of b3ta.
"I'm using all the right letters, just not necessarily in the right order".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I drive by his statue on the way into work
True story folks
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)

do you give me a little polish as you pass?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Hell yeah

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)

They've put up a statue of Davvo?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)

They respect the geordie in these here necks of the woods

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:07, Reply)

As well they should.
For instance, if it wasn't for Geordies there'd be no trains, and then what would people in the south have to complain about, eh? EH?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Northeners

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:17, Reply)

And WHAT A STORY it is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)

I have a serialization due in the Daily Mail soon
"sights what I have seen while driving into work in my smug mobile"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:08, Reply)

"This morning, as my classic BMW purred into third on the well-maintained automatic gearbox,
"I drove past some binmen throwing bags into the back of the lorry. I thought to myself 'how far does one have to fall in order to consider such a career?'. I am still mildly baffled"
( Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Damn these leaks
It wasnt meant to be out until Feb
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I used to intentionally not go for a wee before playing a gig.
I feel it helped to add a certain tension to my playing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Back in the day people used to spend - quite literally - thousands of pounds lightening their bikes
titanium bolts, fewer spokes, kevlar beaded tyres, cut down saddles. Maybe saving a pound or two of weight.

It was pointed out the a really good shit just before a race would you a couple of pounds for nowt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)

I'm a firm believer in a big turd before sport.
Gets a man down to his fighting weight, if you catch my drift.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Morning 'David Cameron'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)

He stole that idea from me!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Btw, call me 'Dave'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)