*wobbly hand gesture*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:05, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Have a beer, that should stop the shakes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Seek help - I beg you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:12, Reply)

what's up dude?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:06, Reply)

He's a fox

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Looks like no kid again this weekend
:o((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:12, Reply)

That sucks :(((

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:13, Reply)

:(
Because of the evil ex?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)

that fucking woman needs to fuck the fuck off.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)

She should DHAAKH

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I refer you to the answer I gave Gonz
about punching in the tits and running away.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Do you want a cuddle?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Toss me off, will ya?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Yeah no bother
Anything for Mizzle Bizzle
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Have you considered
that the child may not be yours and therefore you ex is trying to put you off her by limiting the amount of time you get.

This way when the truth comes out you wont have grown too attached...

The woman is a saint A SAINT I tells ya
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:21, Reply)

No child access AND Wilko Johnson's got terminal cancer.
This week's not going well for you, mate.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)

You know it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:35, Reply)

*fistbumps*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:39, Reply)

I thought you were granted - by the court - access rights to your daughter every week?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Correct. It means fuck all if she won't answer the door.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Can't you get the silly tart lifted by the rozzers FFS?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Yeah, just be sarcastic to her again, Monts.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Make sure you're wearing a hidden camera this time though

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Yeah, but his ex is a mental to whom 'rules' don't apply.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Well that would certainly seem to be the case.
Everyone has a mental ex, but this one appears to take the fucking biscuit.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Mine was properly mentally ill.
Aggressive, inoperable brain tumours are bastards like that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:40, Reply)

STOP GOING ON ABOUT IT. SHE'S DEAD. MOVE ON.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Yes, guv
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:42, Reply)

That's not so good, although I meant of the undiagnosed "just a bit loony" variety.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)