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Good morning team
Sit down, chairs in, pens out
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:12, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
*unzips*

Oh, 'PENS'.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:14, Reply)
lols
Morning. How goes throttle-gate?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Dreadful.
I asked if I could see kid on Sunday.

'talk to my solicitor'

'who is your solicitor?'

'get your solicitor to ask'

etc

Looks like a third week without Xmas presents for the wee mite.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:16, Reply)
Fucks sake
Is this a "you speaking to solicitor" again then?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:18, Reply)
You have the patience of a saint

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:21, Reply)
You have the attitude of a total cunt.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:33, Reply)
Shall i shit in him?

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:34, Reply)
You might as well
it would improve his looks
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Morning Al!

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Can you answer me a straight question you cunt faced child abuser?
Given that you've never actually elaborated on your story after it was pointed out that you were a shit, can you tell us, for the record, how old was the girl that bullied your daughter when she carried out the bullying, and how old she was when she was raped and commited suicide?

I just think this information is pretty important to be able to form a judgement on the whole situation.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:39, Reply)
I don't think you're going to get an answer.
I have extraordinary perspicacity in areas such as this.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)
I don't actually know what that word means
I'm choosing to believe that it means "of a bent spastic nature" and I can't help thinking that nakers should use it more often.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:43, Reply)
Don't lump me in the same boat as captain "i like it when rape victims commit suicide" u0p there

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:46, Reply)
No, I think he's lumping me in the same boat as you.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:47, Reply)
*cuddles*

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Transferred to my daughter's school at 14
Excluded at 15 1/2. Secure unit thereafter until authorities washed their hands of her. I heard she was dead a couple of years later.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:48, Reply)
ah, that's alright then

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:50, Reply)
So I was pretty much spot on the money
with my age guess.

Good to know.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)
What was your age guess?

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)
14
And a lot of people were saying "You can't know that, she could have been much older".

But no, I was right, you were very much judging a child's behaviour on adult values, and a child who clearly had serious problems at that, and expressed delight that she had been raped and killed.

So the overwhelming majority of people who read your story and thought "What a cunt" were spot on.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)
And they were fully entitled to their opinions

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)
That's not much of a defence is it?
"Yes I'm a cunt, and you're entitled to think that"
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)
More unreasonable behaviour for the diary I hope you're keeping.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:25, Reply)
I keep a diary of all the times I shit in a bird's cunt
2012 was a vintage year
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:30, Reply)
She must surely be sick of it by now
or have galloping cuntrot
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:31, Reply)
I spread my muck far and wide

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:34, Reply)
I am indeed: also transcripts of everything go to my lawyer.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:32, Reply)
I imagine your lawyer is like the one out of the simpons.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:33, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1827712
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:34, Reply)
No, the one in the Simpsons is a lawyer, because he's american innit.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:35, Reply)
You said "your lawyer" though refering to Monty's solicitor
ARGUING IS FUN
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:36, Reply)
You said "cunt kid" when referring to your kid.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)
poor mini ape
not only is she teething badly today, but she is being terribly bullied on the internet
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Micro battered is also teething.
I should have shares in infant pain relief companies.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:43, Reply)
I like that because you are well short you havea micro baby instead of a mini one

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Oh, that is sad. Tell her I said sorry online.
and give her a rusk.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:44, Reply)
She'll appreciate that
the rusk that is.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:45, Reply)
I wouldn't know, soz.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:37, Reply)

lawyer solicitor
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:33, Reply)
Meh.
Legal practicioner.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Ahem
*practitioner
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:37, Reply)
Ahem
*wanker*
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Ahem
*bent spastic*

you forgot that bit
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)
We usually take that as read.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)

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