Monty, I dreamt last night that I bought a 5-bag of weed.
I don't know if a 5-bag is a real thing, but in my dream it was £5 bag with 5 bags inside it containing 1 joint worth of weed. It looked like chinese seaweed though. I bought it gray-area-legally off a supermarket stall. I smoked it and got high. I then woke myself up laughing and confused.

You must have had dreams where you get wasted, I reckon there is something there where you can get yourself hypnotized to get wasted without doing drugs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:53, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

A five bag of weed these day would get you about two joints tops. It's fucking ridiculous.
I have had dreams in which I have taken loads of coke and can't sleep, and then woken up after a full night's kip feeling utterly exhausted, that's well weird.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Exhausted because it was so REAL!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:57, Reply)

THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)

It's an absolute joke, isn't it?
The days of a cheap oz seem long behind us.
It's all overpriced 1g bags round here now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)

You can make more money selling an oz of weed in bits than you would a quarter of cocaine.
It's PC gone mad I tell you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Have you tried knitting your own out of yurt off cuts and homemade guacamole?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:05, Reply)

He fucking sold me some of that the cunt.
Did fuck all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:05, Reply)

new thread new thread
i made a new thread
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:07, Reply)