They sort of fold inwards against the inside of your mouth
Then your whole mouth area and throat lurches out of your face, like a big pink tooth encrusted sock, dripping on the floor, like a sweaty testicle hanging from your gob
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:42, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

...and I'm spent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:42, Reply)

O_O

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Lokesy style.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)

There was a young fellow named Lokesy
Whose manner was simple and folksy
He had a great head
That was made out of bread
And his hands were too big to do goatse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)

*stands*
*applauds*
*fucks off home*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)

*golf claps*
*clicks*

*goatses, just to prove Monty wrong*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)

OfficeLOL

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)

I have got such a boner right now.

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)