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Who's going on hols this year, I'm off to Morroco, anyone got a recommendation of something I must be whilst in Marrakesh?
alt: have you ever been fired? What for?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:13,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I think I'm going to drive to Italy.
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Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:15,
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Any part in particular?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:15,
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The boot
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:18,
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kinky bastard
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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The bit with the stuff in
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Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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idiot
go to Florence and Tuscany, it's lovely
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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I'LL GO WHEREVER I WANT
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Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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Rome FTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:20,
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Rome's lovely but dirty.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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Yep, but it is amazing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:26,
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I would suggest the lakes though for driving
Como is a great base and you can easily trip in to milan etc from there
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:29,
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I would recommend not driving into the lake
/FloodedCarburettorLOLS
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:01,
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Like sex with a well seasoned hooker
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:29,
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Are you blobbing?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:22,
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hahaha
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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Not currently.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:29,
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lol
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Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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^this
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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Las vegas, may hit new york on the way there.
LOL 911 lol
Never been fired. I'm awesome
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:15,
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+ at hiding B3ta from the authorities
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:17,
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I've got four days in some 'London' town in May, sounds horrid really
Finland for a week in Summer
I'll probably pop over to Paris at some point, hopefully September, for a few days.
Just drink loads of tea and eat tagines until you become tagine shaped
alt: all the jobs I've been fired from are cos I never went in, like the job I had where I had to phone companies and ask why they hadn't paid their VAT. Just stopped going, so I guess I quit? I dunno.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:17,
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Stoned
Not quite sure as yet with house moves, etc. Possibly Disneyland Paris or Centerparcs
Alt:
No, I rock
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:17,
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Fucking hell, what is it with parents and Disneyland?
There are so many excellent funparks in Europe, and everyone's always banging on about the mouse.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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you may find a certain amount of pressure comes from the children
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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this^
It was great last time but sportscalf Jr was a touch too young to enjoy it properly
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:21,
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But, but....
Parc Asterix, Europapark, Tivoli Gardens.....
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:21,
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none of which means anything to a 6 year old brit
it's like you don't understand children at all
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:22,
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Alright, 'Jimmeh'
Some of don't spend all our lives noncing.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:23,
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ba ba baaaaaaaa
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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If a six year old doesn't know anything about Asterix then they haven't been parented properly.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:11,
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A distinct lack of Sleeping Beauty and Lightning McQueen
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:22,
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lightning mcqueen is a prick
Cars however was Disney most successfully merchandised disney film ever, the only reason they make movies is to license off the merch
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:23,
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Mater is cool
End of
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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You sound like a public school prick when you say 'mater'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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He is a tow truck you mong
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:26,
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It still sounds public schoolboyish
you flid
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:29,
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It's all about Universal Studios!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:23,
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tudios oldiers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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*abseils down dam*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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climbs in freezer
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:30,
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oh yeah Sporters, from the previous thread
I'm pleased the let to buy recommendation is working out for you.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:21,
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So am I!
Seems to be a decent way forward plus it leaves me with a £60K lump sum in future years
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:23,
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and to think Winders thought I'd got it the wrong way 'round...
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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Worst case scenario is we overstretch ourselves on the new house and have to sell it
Once our tenants rent period is up we move back into our old house
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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Just keep your head down.
Assuming housebuilding remains depressed, demand stays high then property should recover.
Play the medium term game.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:28,
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Centreparcs is so expensive!
I was going to go over christmas but hell no!
You can go abroad for that!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:22,
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As long as you dont do the activities it isn't bad
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:23,
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In the same way, The Fat Duck is really very cheap as long as you don't eat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:27,
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A twelve month luxury cruise round the med costs fuck all
if you don't buy a ticket for it or go on it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:40,
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speaking from experience here
I bet you made that lifeboat very homely
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:42,
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Its a good job you can't do the free things there
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:44,
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Afternoon!
I'm going to DJ and Roota's wedding this spring, and that may well be as close as I get to a holiday this year.
I've never been to Marrakesh either, but I understand there is an 'express' there.
Alt: I have never been fired. I'm fucking ace, I am.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:17,
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Don't you have to have a "job" to get fired?
Afternoon b3thers
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:18,
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I've had 'jobs'
thank you very much.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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+hand
+blow
+rim
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:21,
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As regards those first two
do you think I have a penis?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:22,
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walk carefully sporters
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:22,
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Often
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:23,
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One in each hand and another three filling the holes...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:26,
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Albatross
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:27,
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That's my girl
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:27,
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*reports sportscow*
You know, 'cause you do that to your girl.
Who is only little.
Making you a nonce.
I realise this point is now a little laboured.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:31,
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+ Steve
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:27,
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iLol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:27,
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You've haven't been fired cos you've neve had a job!
Where are they getting married, Edinburgh?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:18,
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And you, yer cheeky cunt.
Yes. Yes they are.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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Oh god, a scotch and scouser wedding.
That'll be fun.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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It would be seriously drunken, but all the booze will have been nicked before the reception
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:20,
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I'm betting Roota on which of our fathers will get drunk and cause a scene first.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:20,
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NO WHISKEY CHAT
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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Italy in July
Florence, Rome and Naples. Yes :)
Never been fired but I did call in sick once after a house party. My boss was also my housemate/landlord at the time who had stopped partying at a reasonable hour.
He wasn't happy like but tough shit. I was high.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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you can meet up with Kronely
he's so Kronely
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:20,
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You think he's cool enough?
Is he Kronely by choice or has he been ostracised?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:26,
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Ostracised for being french. but he is into space docking, not sure if that's your thing?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:26,
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And he says things like:
"have you seen my great arse? It's great... YOU FUCKING POTATO WOG" to girls
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:31,
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I get loads of action
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Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:36,
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+ space docking
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:39,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1828699
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:49,
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Touching penises in zero gravity?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:31,
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freezing turds and fucking people with them
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:35,
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Oh...
Then no.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:39,
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Poor Kronely
He's so Kronely
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:40,
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never been fired.
Been redundified though.
Hols- probably Positano again.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:20,
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NO WHISKEY CHAT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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I DIDN'T MENTION WHISKY!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:27,
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YOU ARE LEARNING
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:27,
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actu-lol
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:31,
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Isn't that somewhat of a portmanteau word?
You massive hypocrite.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:33,
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NOT IF IT'S HYPHENATED YOU DICK
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:34,
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Alright, Catweazle.
What is an 'actu-lol' then?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:36,
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You must be stoned off your tits on hashish from the Atlas mountains.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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I will be near them at one point; our friends are going trekking and up them, i suspect they will get really "high"!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:26,
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You have never smoked anything like it.
Amsterdam my shitpipe.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:32,
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aka WHEN STAG PARTIES GO BAD
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:33,
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If the tension ever calms a bit
Can I recommend hiring a houseboat on lake kashmir... did it about 14 years ago. Dirt cheap and the finest kif I have ever smoked.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:34,
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That's sounds like my kind of shizzle, brah.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:35,
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You could also hire a butler (type thing)
who would come on board and cook your food before buggering off again for about a tenner a week 90's value anyway... Top top notch
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:37,
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actually looks like you still can
I know they stopped them a while back when the natives got restless
www.kashmir-houseboats.com/houseboatrateswithspecialoffer.htm £38 per night
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:41,
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I fucking hate being poor :o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:42,
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Worst invitation ever.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:38,
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Don't knock it til you've tried it son
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:42,
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Oh come on - everyone's amsterdammed your shitpipe at one time or another.
And it's rubbish.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:54,
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THAT'S NOT WHAT IT SAYS ON TRIP ADVISOR
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:56,
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Those Welsh cunts.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:57,
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This is actualyl interesting
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19962191
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:28,
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They should get those chaps from "raise the Titanic" to do it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:30,
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Cool, free boat
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Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:31,
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No it's not.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:35,
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Hey monty, why don't you just fuck off for a bit yeah?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:37,
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I liked it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:38,
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We are dealing with this at the mo.
It is going to cost more to dismantle and move than it did to build and kit out. Just.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:42,
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Can't you just scuttle it out to sea?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:43,
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It's a boat not a crab
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:43,
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It's a ship not a boat.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:44,
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THATS NO MOON
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:45,
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same difference
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:45,
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If it could go sideways they wouldn't be in this mess now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:45,
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This guy gets it!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:46,
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That's not what I've heard
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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lols*
* not lols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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You can and if it's as shallow as it is you tow the wreck out.
Italian govt says no. They want it completely removed. We've got to strip it down, cut it up and tow it away.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:46,
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Stunned = pirate
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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We are making a film of it.
It's rated RRRRRRRRR.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:49,
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Battered = angry pirate
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:49,
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Well that's what insurance is for I suppose.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:49,
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i wonder what the excess is
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:50,
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usd50m i think.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:52,
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not so bad...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:53,
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1bn insured.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:53,
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ooocha
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:54,
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Not many cruise liners sink in the med to be honest.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:58,
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Indeed.
Then we have to pay the value of it to the owner. And settle all the injury and death claims.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:51,
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have they found all the bodies yet?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:54,
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*looks round nervously*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:56,
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I honestly don't know.
Probably not. The salvage budget alone is 500m.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:57,
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Wouldn't it make a good place for diving trips?
It could stay where it as an 'installation'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:45,
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Italian govt says no.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:48,
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Bunch of poofs.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:49,
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Berlesconi is famous for man whoring
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:51,
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Certainly not famous for man 'o warring.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:53,
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Alt:
www.b3ta.com/questions/power/post784907
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:32,
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You had to wank him off in the bogs though
Tell the truth now
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Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:35,
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I heard the old guy came so hard his teeth and anal prolapse both shot out at the same time
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:37,
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HAAAAAAAAAAAahahahahahahahahaha!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:38,
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Can teeth prolapse?
Just asking.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:40,
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i meant false teeth really
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:41,
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There was a young man from Brazil.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:42,
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who really could never sit still
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:43,
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His ball bag was long
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:44,
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and had quite a pong
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:45,
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because he alway shat in the till.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:46,
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One too many syllables. Soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:50,
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Hey monty, why don't you just fuck off for a bit yeah?
I think it would be for the best.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:51,
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Which made me fee really quite ill
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:46,
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And as for his schlong
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:46,
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Only for Darth it could fill
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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They sort of fold inwards against the inside of your mouth
Then your whole mouth area and throat lurches out of your face, like a big pink tooth encrusted sock, dripping on the floor, like a sweaty testicle hanging from your gob
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Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:42,
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...and I'm spent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:42,
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O_O
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:42,
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Lokesy style.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:43,
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There was a young fellow named Lokesy
Whose manner was simple and folksy
He had a great head
That was made out of bread
And his hands were too big to do goatse.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:58,
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*stands*
*applauds*
*fucks off home*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:59,
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*golf claps*
*clicks*
*goatses, just to prove Monty wrong*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:01,
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OfficeLOL
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:20,
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I have got such a boner right now.
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Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:05,
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There is no beer in Marrakesh
due to a law about alcohol not being served in sight of a mosque.
Pay a guide if you are going deep into the Medina its unnavigable.
Haggle ruthlessly you can knock them down by 2/3
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:48,
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^good advice
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:50,
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I went to Essaoura and drank Moroccan wine and smoked hashish until I practically pooed myself,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:51,
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Thanks for that Gonz of Arabia
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:52,
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Africa you fucking geography flid
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Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:05,
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all arab looking ent they though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:08,
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Good points, we do have guides, so hopefully they'll sniff out a beer or two. Fuicking Muzzers and their "laws"
also, who the fuck are you?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:52,
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Locus213 YOU IDIOT
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:57,
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Well he's not exactly being forth coming is he?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:59,
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We've all been panda-ed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:07,
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eh?
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:10,
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I was explaining to this dick who you are.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:14,
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Got it
eventually
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:14,
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Im a person using the internet
while I should be working just like everyone else here
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:13,
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Never been fired.
But I once told a donkey to fuck off.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:10,
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No but I've been slapped round the tits
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:12,
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Off to Cyprus for a wedding in June
Did I mention I went to Russia? That was my first holiday in 5 years. Unless you count larping
alt: no, never, I am awesome
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:10,
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Definitely going on hols this year, destination as yet unknown - maybe Florida
But already booked some dirty weekends...ahem..."mini-breaks" with the bird to Rothesay, London and (don't ask) Portsmouth.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:22,
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