PoLOLotics time?
This chap risks deportation to a dreadful life of torture, prejudice and really shit soft furnishings if he can't prove he's gay.

How would YOU prove he's gay?

Alt: cunt.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:15, 80 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

He can't be gay...
"Around 40 supporters turned up outside his hearing in London on Wednesday"

Poor turnout and no glitter.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Shit in his cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)

This is the correct response

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)

And then put him in a MOOSE PEN

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)

*nose/point*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Easy
Take him to a DFS sale and ask him to pick out the most tasteful sofa.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)

he would need to prove that he is both
sponge and stone...

In front of the judge (or with the judge)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)

Send him back. If they kill him then he's gay. Case closed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)

easy
check if he adheres to popular stereotypes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)

The fact he's publically said he's gay, and it's now on the internet is probably enough innit?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:27, Reply)

He looks well bent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Not sure if that's legally watertight though
A BIT LIKE HIS ARSE LOLOLOLOL
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Yeah whatever
I just got tickets for me and my dad to go and see ZZ Top in June.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:32, Reply)

London or manchester?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:34, Reply)

London

( Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)

I think applebite is going to the Manc one.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:41, Reply)

OHMIGOD!!!!! I'd better become facebook friends with her now we have so much in common again!!!!!

( Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)

I really was disappointed by Wembley and being utterly broke I think I might miss this one.
I do love them and their Live in Texas DVD is fucking great, mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Yeah, teh Wembley acoustics were shit
I'm hoping Hammersmith will be a lot better.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)

also their backing track went wonky at one point I think

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 17:07, Reply)

I had a v confusing email about that saying 'gig at London's intimate Forum'
and then listing Hammersmith Apollo underneath.

Proper Seinfeld it was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)

( Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)

EXACTLY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)

And another thing
what's the deal with airline food?

AMIRITE!!!!????
( Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)

*double bass*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Sit him down in front of Dancing On Ice
and see if he develops an aneurysm.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Dunno, I reckon if a prominent gay rights campaigner
gets beaten up by people from his own country for being gay, then it seems like a rather elaborate scheme for asylum if he's not. I mean, most people just hide in a truck and work in a chinky.

I'd probably give him the benefit of the doubt if all the campaigning and beatings didn't convince me. What's he supposed to do, take a cock in the courtroom?
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:33, Reply)

maybe that's what the judge wants to see.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:34, Reply)

I suppose he could get someone who he's had gay sex with to swear under oath, that's the only thing I can think off.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Doesn't make him gay

( Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)

does if he pushed back.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)

SCIENCE

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Isn't it 'not gay if you give'?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:41, Reply)

That's gayer, because you have to maintain an erection while having sex with a man.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)

I dunno, that sounds like he's overcome a test of will there
Probably the most manly thing you can do really
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:59, Reply)

I was thinking this...
Or photos/proof of relationships/ visits to gay area's/ taking it up the tradesmans.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:41, Reply)

'all rise for the Judge - THAT MEANS YOU, CHUTNEY'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:37, Reply)

I would ask him if he's a power bottom or a twink
Alt: no u
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Is this larping talk?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)

NO LARPING TALK
I ain't no larper anyway, yeah I own a wine skin, so what, I put wine in it
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)

do you own goblets, too?
perhaps a tankard?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)

I got two shit pewter tankards I got given years ago
I was looking at some wooden tankards earlier, only £18 for a decent one, might pick up a couple, drink my mead in them
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)

hmm, evidence is mounting
I don't suppose you own chainmail/platemail/leather jerkins? MOre costume than real clothes? Books on mythology? facepaint? Masks?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:48, Reply)

I own none of those things thankfully
Got three swords though. But I bought two of them drunk and the third was given to me by work
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)

you do seem to have larp learnings, though
especially buying swords when drunk
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)

They just sit in the corner of me bedroom next to the piano
I don't do anything with them, honest guv, I ain't no larper, say it ain't so
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:53, Reply)

pff! perhaps you haven't got full blown larp
but you have the virus, certainly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:54, Reply)

I'll go down the football and rub myself against the goalpost for an hour then
Hopefully inoculate myself
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:55, Reply)

probably have to watch some reality TV
I imagine that's what normals do all day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)

I don't even know how the TV works
I'm gonna be cursed by larpdom at this rate :(
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 17:03, Reply)

just give in to it
buy a tent and give up all pretensions to social acceptability
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 17:07, Reply)

No point over here
It's Ireland, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a larper an someone just going down the shops for their milk
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 17:08, Reply)

This is the second instance today of swords being given as gifts.

Is this a new trend Im missing?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:53, Reply)

If you work at our place for five years they give you a sword
I'm not entirely sure why, i'd prefer a pay rise meself
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Do you work for a blacksmith?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)

He's a ninja

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)

Like Beverly Hills Ninja

( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)

Was that a japanese remake of Beverly Hills Cop?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Remake of the porn film, about a policeman spunking on a lady's tits - Beverly's Hills, Cop.

( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)

I think I've seen that,
it's really GREAT!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 17:13, Reply)

He works for Monty's brother.

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:59, Reply)

I love that film!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 17:52, Reply)

ewwwwwwww..... pass the mind bleach.
I just thought Monty's Python
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 18:03, Reply)

girly flat bottomed rubbish
real man cups can't be put down
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Show me your man cups

( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)

Like 50 shades of grey.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Oh man
Jessops is really gone. That place was shit to work for, but where will I go now to try out cameras before I buy them online? And I'll have to travel 3 miles more to get emergency developer and fixer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 17:33, Reply)

Ah well

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 17:37, Reply)

actually I was going to get some pictures printed there
I guess I'm not now.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 17:38, Reply)

Ah well

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 17:40, Reply)

oh man

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 17:49, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-14654150
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 17:51, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1825992
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 17:53, Reply)

WOW EXCITING TIMES WE HAD A POWER CUT AT WORK................
Who cares if he's gay or not he's got an african name and lives in London, soon he will stab or be stabbed.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 18:02, Reply)

Probably ask the Gay Mafia

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 18:42, Reply)