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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was given one of these for Christmas a couple of years ago.
www.lakeland.co.uk/16672/All-In-One-Avocado-Tool

still haven't used it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:38, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Do I need a deep fat fryer?
They're less than fifteen quid in Sainers. This is the sneaky real reason I started this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)
We don't have one and I've never felt the need for one, despite being a big fan of kitchen gadgets.
They have a tendency to smell after a bit too.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Yes but I would like to do tempura veg, my mother's legendary cheese eggs and waqqui chips.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)
What on earth are cheese eggs?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
They're scotch eggs but with cheese round the meat instead of breadcrumbs.
They are probably about a million calories but they're fucking NOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:46, Reply)
I like the sound of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)
They are absolutely fucking delicious.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Just get a decent pan and a bottle of sunflower oil
When you're done frying, pour the oil into a jam jar and leave it in the cupboard until you need it again.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Ta.
Just saved me £15.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Buy a big slotted spoon for getting stuff out easily.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:46, Reply)
I have two already.
This is looking better and better.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:47, Reply)
DOn't forget to always use your face to check how hot the oil is before starting.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:53, Reply)
OK, got it.
Face - oil check.

This is great! Thanks so much!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Your welcome.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)
^ this ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Jesus Wept
only the worst sort of cunt would want one of them
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Look if you want it, just ask him.
He doesn't want it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)
I am only a mid range cunt
I would use a melon baller...

But I draw the line at an avocado tool
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:46, Reply)
My cuntiest kitchen gadget is probably a foil cutter for wine.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:47, Reply)
but losing something like that
would mean a delay in getting wine from bottle to gob
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I've used it millions of times. Great use of £1.99.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I have a knife
and/or sharp teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)
^ threat OTD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Yes, but given you tend to drink White Lightening it doesn't get much use.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I contemplated
one of those red wine airers...

But I also have a foil cutter
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Stunned has one.
It looks lovely as an ornament actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Are you sure its not a
butt plug
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Yes.
His butt plug looks entirely different.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:07, Reply)
haha
that is superspecific. How many people make enough guacamole to warrant one of those?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Top chef Ainsley Harriott says 'guacamole' to rhyme with 'whack-a-mole'.
He also says 'sautee' liek 'sortie'.

I think he might say 'jalapeno' as 'jaller peeno' as well. I love that guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
He speaks like Gonz writes.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:48, Reply)
I dream of his death every single night, and wake up heartbroken each morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)
He's like the Richard Blackwood of cheffing.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)
He wishes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)

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