FUCKING CUNTS ARE PLAYING FUCKING DIDO IN THE OFFICE.

Does anyone have a gun I can borrow?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:13, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Please courier it to me straight away.
Send to:

Angry short English bloke
Poznan.

Thanks
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Are you running some sort of scheme out there?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Playing Dido!
Well whaddya expect in a country that ADVERTISES the fact that Shakin' Stevens is playing there! Dido's positively avant garde in comparison
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Shakin' Stevens is alright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I can't wait for the concert. Even if I don't need to be here for work I will find a reason to be.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Good thinking.
We nearly lost him to a heart attack a few years ago - every gig Shaky manages is a blessing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)

I bet your teas gone cold too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Battered I don't know who you are but you sound like a whiner.
Why don't you grow a pair and speak to them like grown-ups, instead of pissing and moaning like a 14 year-old who wasn't taken to the prom but her mum said she's beautiful and deserves her own prom?
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Did you go to the prom?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Screw that, I had my own prom. With Blackjack. And hookers

( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Your prom consisted of you, a bus shelter, 3L of White Ace and a pair of piss-soaked trousers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:22, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Monty's Lezza Mum.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Were they your trousers?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I sold them to him for some of the White Ace.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Please kill yourself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Aw sweetheart, don't be upset
Just because you made some questionable life-choices doesn't mean you can't turn that frown upsidedown :)
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:33, Reply)

He's "grumpy" it's in his nature

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:36, Reply)

+ L

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:22, Reply)

AHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAAAHAHAHA hahaha hahaha
hahah ha ha ha...ha.........ha
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Oh Lokesy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:27, Reply)

You should put your hands up, and surrender.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)

That's better left to Kroney.
His sort have plenty of experience of that.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:28, Reply)