There speaks someone who is nearer their own birth than death.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:58, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

that very much depends on lifestyle
anyway, you're not exactly ancient are you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:59, Reply)

He is.
Also, his lifestyle means he'll die in the not too distant future.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)

So Gout and liver failure are driving stunners to God, it's how he would have wanted it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:03, Reply)

God takes any soul, no matter what the reason.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:07, Reply)

I don't believe in souls

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:14, Reply)

You're "our soul"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)

This joke won't work in Nakers' accent.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:18, Reply)

accent brain
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:20, Reply)

We can't all be satisfied by your brand of safe mediocrity.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Religion is a comfort.
My dad went all Jesus when he got old. It sickened me but I let it slide because people don't want to think that humans are one big biological lightbulb and that when it's out, it's out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:02, Reply)

But in Nakers' case the light is on, but nobody is home.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:09, Reply)

He won't be if my plan works.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)