Morning
Adobe Reader is broken on my work PC, it locks up the moment it starts. IT have 3 times informed me that "It should be fixed now, I tried it on my account and it works fine". It has not been fine after any of these times. I'm hoping today that someone will maybe figure out that the problem is with my account being different to their account, but I'm not holding my breath.

I ran a shoplifting empire and successfully shifted the blame onto another kid when we were finally busted thanks to some preparatory groundwork I'd laid with my parents.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:33, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

'I'm just looking after these Slade and UB40 CDs for a friend, mum'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:35, Reply)

'Kipper tie?'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:37, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)

*redesigns school uniform*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)

*paints mural in the swimming baths*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:42, Reply)

*dies in Mr Bronson's car*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:46, Reply)

i understand even less than usual on here today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)

It's hardly our fault that you are too stupid to have been born in the 1970s.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)

whatever, you are 1 decade closer to death than me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)

you may believe that
the sniper outside would beg to differ
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)

i have the high ground

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Half a decade.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)

your protein deficiencies will finish you off early though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Yes, vegetarians are renowned for being less healthy than meat eaters.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:08, Reply)

A confession!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:11, Reply)

*Fresh n Fly.... and Danny*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)

I think you can use Chrome or Google Docs to view it, if that helps.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)