Google Glass might be coming out this year, if it is, I'm sooo getting one of those.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:50, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what's that?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:51, Reply)

HE SAID GOOGLE GLASS MIGHT BE COMING OUT THIS YEAR.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Eh? Speak up dearie.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Glasses with a little screen, a camera and a whole bunch of sensors.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Why would you want that?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:55, Reply)

There are loads of practical applications for it.
- Have a little arrow pointing directions to where you want to go if you don't know the route.
- Have a little pop-up to tell you when a text-message / important email arrives.
- Take a photo/video without getting your phone up.
- See little floating statuses when you look up.
- See some piece of information in a crowded room that you don't want anyone else to see.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:00, Reply)

- making you look like a flid

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:01, Reply)

I donno man, it's pretty unobtrusive.
www.google.co.uk/search?q=google+glasses&aq=0&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=tqT2UOPDB-uW0QXso4HgBg&biw=1529&bih=866&sei=t6T2ULH7Ia-a1AXhhIH4AQ
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:01, Reply)

But more obtrusive than those bluetooth headsets
that makes everybody look at you and think "Christ, what a cunt" if you wear them out in public.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:04, Reply)

They tend to make me think
'Is that bloke talking to himself? What a nutter'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Not as bad as they could be, I suppose.
Chompy will get one so he can play 'Star Trek' with his 'gaming' pals.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:05, Reply)

My housemate started a facebook group called "The Milton Keynes boardgame club" last night.
Classy eh?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:16, Reply)

No not classy, the other thing...fucking tragic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Gosh yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:21, Reply)

There's one girl in it so it's ok.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Phew!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Actually three girls in it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:23, Reply)

you dropped these " "

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:25, Reply)

To be honest I don't see a problem with getting some beer and wine and playing a board game with your mates on the weekend.
Cheaper than the pub, more fun than watching a film and it start hilarious arguments.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:26, Reply)

I only like Scrabble and Escape from Colditz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Settlers of Catan is good.
Escape from Colditz does the rounds as does Axis vs Allies, but that takes like a whole day.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:29, Reply)

There is a Noggin the Nog game but it's super rare
Been trying to get it for my kid and cannot find it anywhere.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Looks like it's not been made for 10 years, unless you find it at a car boot, you'll be lucky to ever be able to buy that.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Yup, fuck all on ebay even.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Although, printer card and some time and you can make it using these
www.smallfilms.co.uk/noggin/games.htm
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I like how he mentioned this to you in the hope that you would be able to find something on the internet for him.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:40, Reply)

I'm a helpful little engine.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:41, Reply)

We quite often do boardgames or cardgames of an evening
Your own booze, you can smoke indoors, you can schmoke indoors...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Exactly, no cunts, no bouncers. Not a bad friday evening.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:42, Reply)

What would Steve Jobs say?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Nothing. He's dead.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:53, Reply)

That's why I said 'would', you flid.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:54, Reply)

'aaaaarrgghghhhhhhhh'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Tim Cook might have a bit more to say about it.
Apple might come up with a new watch this year that'll be pretty cool.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:56, Reply)

I have decided I hate my iPhone 5 and want a Nexus 4.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:57, Reply)

sounds like a job for...PHONE CHAT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:00, Reply)

I'll be honest, I ain't 100% behind my iphone 5, the reception is well choppy, but it could be because i'm running beta software.
I love the look of Umbunto Mobile, that looks like the next big thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:01, Reply)

*something about being your dog*

( Kroney, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:03, Reply)

That was Ki Ora not Umbongo

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:06, Reply)

GOD HE'S SO THICK NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES HIM

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I'M SORRY THAT I CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER A TWENTY YEAR OLD ADVERT

( Kroney, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:08, Reply)

WTN

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Oh, steady on.

( Kroney, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:09, Reply)

They drink it in the Congo - that's what I heard, anyway.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I heard an hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:08, Reply)

+ stuffed them up your mum's prolapsed anus

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:12, Reply)

before shitting them in to your cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:13, Reply)

"Brraaaaaaaaaaiiiiins"

( Kroney, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Faggots lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:07, Reply)