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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
In a similar vein
How would you like to shuffle off this mortal coil.
I often think that at the point if the little death would be the best... Maybe not for her/ him/ it though.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:45,
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latest was 12 years ago)
In my sleep, aged 130.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:48,
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+ from a heart attack after a coke and hooker party
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:52,
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By attaching four corners of a trampoline to 4 different helecopters, getting the helecopters to fly up as high as they can go....
Then me pouring a 1kg bag of lubricant all over the trampoline, and then having really vigorious lubed up trampoline sex with 4 girls on the flying trampline at the same time.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:52,
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You gotta admit, it'd be fun.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:55,
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maybe you should start with just normal sex in a bed?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:54,
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In the back of Kylie Minogue, Aged 38
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:52,
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Via the heat-death of the universe
If I have to go I'm taking the rest of you cunts with me.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:53,
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