FUCK ME SOME PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING THICK
FUCKING FIFTEEN MINUTES ON A FUCKING CALL TO CHANGE A PASSWORD BECAUSE THE TWAT CANNOT FOLLOW MONOSYLLABIC FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS

Also: Snow.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:43, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Licky boom-boom down

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Now he's blaming his being an inept spastic
on my colleague successfully fixing an entirely unrelated issue.

Yeah, still on the phone call. I hate people. You're all cunts.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Tective man says Daddy Snow stabbed someone down the lane

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)

SOP if you work in IT.
luckily we have fairly clever users and not many of then.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Usually I'm fairly pragmatic about it
this guy is taking the biscuit, the piss and the cake.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)

sounds like quite a party.
I do like working for a small company sometimes. not having to do that shit over the phone is refreshing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Even though I dont work in IT
I often become the first line here...

The most common issue I have is people (women) managing to get crud under the keys menaing things like the shift key gets stuck slightly down.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)

you're the twat he's 'helping', right?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Less "helping" and more "desperately struggling to hold onto my temper in the face of massive provocation"

( Kroney, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Just do your job you whinging PC monkey.
Allow the rest of us to do our jobs and you'll be kept in work.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)

this is a good attitude to take
with the people who can plant child porn on your PC and get you fired.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)

They couldn't possibly fit any more kiddy porn on the hard drive of this computer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:53, Reply)

It's already leaking out all over the carpet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Doing my job would be made so much easier if
people followed the clear, simple instructions I give them, rather than doing whatever the fuck they want.

Off the call now. Twenty minutes for a four minute job. Fucking ridiculous.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Dude, I feel your pain.
by contrast I am alone in the office with maybe 3 people in the whole building to support.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)

After three years doing tech support on the phone, I reckon I'll be happy if I never have to answer another phone call for the rest of my life

( Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)