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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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FUCK ME SOME PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING THICK
FUCKING FIFTEEN MINUTES ON A FUCKING CALL TO CHANGE A PASSWORD BECAUSE THE TWAT CANNOT FOLLOW MONOSYLLABIC FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS

Also: Snow.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:43, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Licky boom-boom down

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Now he's blaming his being an inept spastic
on my colleague successfully fixing an entirely unrelated issue.

Yeah, still on the phone call. I hate people. You're all cunts.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Tective man says Daddy Snow stabbed someone down the lane

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)
SOP if you work in IT.
luckily we have fairly clever users and not many of then.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Usually I'm fairly pragmatic about it
this guy is taking the biscuit, the piss and the cake.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)
sounds like quite a party.
I do like working for a small company sometimes. not having to do that shit over the phone is refreshing.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Even though I dont work in IT
I often become the first line here...

The most common issue I have is people (women) managing to get crud under the keys menaing things like the shift key gets stuck slightly down.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)
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(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)
you're the twat he's 'helping', right?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Less "helping" and more "desperately struggling to hold onto my temper in the face of massive provocation"

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Just do your job you whinging PC monkey.
Allow the rest of us to do our jobs and you'll be kept in work.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)
this is a good attitude to take
with the people who can plant child porn on your PC and get you fired.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)
They couldn't possibly fit any more kiddy porn on the hard drive of this computer.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:53, Reply)
It's already leaking out all over the carpet.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Doing my job would be made so much easier if
people followed the clear, simple instructions I give them, rather than doing whatever the fuck they want.

Off the call now. Twenty minutes for a four minute job. Fucking ridiculous.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Dude, I feel your pain.
by contrast I am alone in the office with maybe 3 people in the whole building to support.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)
After three years doing tech support on the phone, I reckon I'll be happy if I never have to answer another phone call for the rest of my life

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)

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