It's okay everyone, I'm back and I survived.
I can confirm, however, that 'outside' is full of 'weather' and 'fucking idiots'.

Tell us tales of frustrating idiocy.

Alt: Tell us about the good old days when snow didn't bring the country to a grinding halt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:58, 160 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

NO SNOW CHAT

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Then answer the other question, you mong.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)

You are one large piece of frustrating idiocy,

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:02, Reply)

And you, my darling, are a small one.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Compared to your whale carcase everyone is.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:05, Reply)

You so want me.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:05, Reply)

+ to die painfully. Right now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:08, Reply)

+to

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:11, Reply)

fucking shitty ninja.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Gonna totally write some slash about this.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:08, Reply)

I find idiotic thread topics to be very frustrating.
Alt: I don't think anything has ground to a halt here. Everyone has turned up for work, my son went to school, the roads are fairly clear and oh God I'm so bored.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Every school in Weston is shut.
People are crawling along at 5mph. It's like the end of days.

Are 'tales of idiocy' threads more or less annoying than 'what are you having for lunch' threads?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Where is this "Weston" place?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Travel west to the end of the civilised world
then keep going.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:08, Reply)

It's upon the sea.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Sounds awful.
I hope it floods.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:09, Reply)

It would only improve the place.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I like snow.
disliking snow is for grownup and other dullheads.

Alt: it was ever thus, but people didn't complain about it as much back then, they just accepted that shit happened, it all started ith leaves ion the line.

anotherthig you never used to hear about was velociraptors. I was into dinosaurs as a kid as were/are many boys, but, while I'm sure they were known they were not like this big, ubercool dinosaur, it was all about the tyrannosaurus rex, although ankylosaurus was my favourite.. And that's another thing, when I was a kid half the fun of knoyi ng about dinosaurs was the long and complicated names, none of this dumbed down T-Rex shite. I blame Jurassic Part on both counts. Damn you Michael Crichton!. /rant
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I thought you would have preferred fog

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Fog is also well cool

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:09, Reply)

I think it was a Philleas Fog joke.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:10, Reply)

You are so sharp I might start calling you Pat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:10, Reply)

It's almost certain you've turned up at his door wearing nothing but a spinning bowtie and a smile.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Well, I haven't stopped dancing yet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Since we met on our first date

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:15, Reply)

*mulletlols*
He's 51 now!!?!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:16, Reply)

But then, bear in mind that we are both 40 this year...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:19, Reply)

S3CR3TB4SH!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:22, Reply)

But neither of us is the day shift presenter on Smooth FM.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I'm well jel of that

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Shhhh.
If we don't talk about it, it might not happen.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)

The only way it is not going to happen is if you die first.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)

HAHA EVERYONE IS OLD

( Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Morning Chompy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I know.
he's pretty cool too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)

So are you Wilfred

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Awww! fanks, I do try.
you can join my fan club. it's called The Positivity People.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:28, Reply)

You're like the Peter Pan of off topic.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Pan Purves
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Thank God you're OK!
When I heard about that airborne crash in Vauxhall for a terrible moment I thought you might have flown your hot air balloon into that crane.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:10, Reply)

did you like dinosaurs as a kid Monts?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Not really. Soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:19, Reply)

The thing with volocoraptors is that people who are obbsessed with them have clearly only a passing interest in the Jurrasic Park project.
Because in the book, it was all about Compys.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:20, Reply)

this is very true
After all they ate Hammond.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Shut up.


No offence. Hang on, no. The other one. Offence.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)

*takes offence*
Fuck you, catweazle.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Today is shit.
Got damp feet walking to work, get in to find that of a team of 12 only three of us have made it in.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Not a good idea to wear leather soled footwear in this weather. HTH.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)

You should have some wellies like WP

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I thought you all had tractors?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)

He's got a brand new combine harvester, but he gave away the key.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:17, Reply)

You booked yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I'm waiting to hear how much my next round of legal shit is going to cost before committing,
but the Mrs is keen as am I.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:21, Reply)

legal shit.
Illegal piss.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:22, Reply)

I may have a problem with the 16th. I will find out today. See above.
If I have to swerve it is the 23rd any good?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)

should be fine.
Although I'll probably go to football in the afternoon.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I have permission.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)

permission genital herpes
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:25, Reply)

genital herpes +primordial dwarfism
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:31, Reply)

The car crawling along at about 10mph was amusing, if only because the roads round here were completely fucking clear.
Alt: I miss the days when snow used to mean a day off. Now it just annoys me when it's on, and annoying for days afterwards when it's just slush.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)

OH NOES THERE'S A FLAKE OF SNOW I MUST IMMEDIATELY SLOW TO A CRAWL LEST I DIE! !!
Fucking idiots, piss me right off.
Slow down a bit, leave a bigger gap between cars, do nothing suddenly. Not difficult.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:19, Reply)

That Institute of Advanced Motorists course is really paying off.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Ma' only has aircon and her bungalow is all modern'n'shit so she doesn't have any spare walls to put radiators on and she doesn't want them to tair up the place anyways.
So I'm gonna go out tomo and buy her a space-heater thinggy then put it in a cab 'cus she doesn't drive in the snow.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)

It could do with a good snowing up here
I want to go sledging and build snowmen with the kids this weekend
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Just attempted to bicycle in the snow
I nope'd back home and now have a nice warm cup of tea
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:27, Reply)

People in my office are already talking about going home.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I'm in charge today
but I got massively bollocked for closing at 2pm on NYE so unless it really kicks off I'm stuck here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:30, Reply)

I still have to go out
but I will take the tram instead, I can wear bulkier clothes than on a bike and less chance of the wind blowing me off course and under a bus
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Looks like I may well be stuck in Poland. Some airports cancelling flights already.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I love you, Po-land.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:37, Reply)

I WANT TO GO HOME.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Shouting is not big and not clever

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Shouting Battered
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)

*sets 'em up*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)

*knocks 'em down*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)

HOME TO BED WITH A TRANSSEXUAL
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:41, Reply)

BED WITH A TRANSSEXUAL repeatedly hit Monty around the head with a heaving object.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Uuurgh I don't want to hear about your 'heaving object' thanks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:42, Reply)

fucksticks

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Exactly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)

If you get stuck you can bunk up with grrrmachine
He's a friendly sort, always willing to help a fellow out
( Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:02, Reply)

I just found out that I'm taller than Emilio Estevez.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:31, Reply)

but not Battered.
Mornin Doze.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:33, Reply)

I am absolutely 100% certain
that no-one cares.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Has this put a Sheen on your day?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Oh well played

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I had to google him

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)

child

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Ah, the Miami Sound Machine. ..

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:43, Reply)

*gets on my feet*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)

*crashes coach*
Like a poor man's Bucks Fizz.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:00, Reply)

oye mi canto!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I can oye mi canto from here son

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:48, Reply)

FUCK ME SOME PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING THICK
FUCKING FIFTEEN MINUTES ON A FUCKING CALL TO CHANGE A PASSWORD BECAUSE THE TWAT CANNOT FOLLOW MONOSYLLABIC FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS

Also: Snow.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Licky boom-boom down

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Now he's blaming his being an inept spastic
on my colleague successfully fixing an entirely unrelated issue.

Yeah, still on the phone call. I hate people. You're all cunts.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Tective man says Daddy Snow stabbed someone down the lane

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)

SOP if you work in IT.
luckily we have fairly clever users and not many of then.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Usually I'm fairly pragmatic about it
this guy is taking the biscuit, the piss and the cake.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)

sounds like quite a party.
I do like working for a small company sometimes. not having to do that shit over the phone is refreshing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Even though I dont work in IT
I often become the first line here...

The most common issue I have is people (women) managing to get crud under the keys menaing things like the shift key gets stuck slightly down.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)

: (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)

you're the twat he's 'helping', right?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Less "helping" and more "desperately struggling to hold onto my temper in the face of massive provocation"

( Kroney, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Just do your job you whinging PC monkey.
Allow the rest of us to do our jobs and you'll be kept in work.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)

this is a good attitude to take
with the people who can plant child porn on your PC and get you fired.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)

They couldn't possibly fit any more kiddy porn on the hard drive of this computer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:53, Reply)

It's already leaking out all over the carpet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Doing my job would be made so much easier if
people followed the clear, simple instructions I give them, rather than doing whatever the fuck they want.

Off the call now. Twenty minutes for a four minute job. Fucking ridiculous.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Dude, I feel your pain.
by contrast I am alone in the office with maybe 3 people in the whole building to support.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)

After three years doing tech support on the phone, I reckon I'll be happy if I never have to answer another phone call for the rest of my life

( Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)

It's not snowing here so I'll tell you a story about it raining
It's raining outside.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)

So your story is that it's raining outside?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)

It this is to do with late teenage untruths, there will be trouble

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Lose 5 Man Points just for making the reference
Morning mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)

do I gain 5 for not knowing what this refers to?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Yes
You lucky, lucky bastard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:57, Reply)

yay! thjat give me a grand total of..... 5 *sadface*
oh bollocks, I just got it. back into negative numbers.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Morning sir

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Yes
Weather stories are dead interesting
( Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)

i fucking love snow, best of all the precipitations

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I thought he was a solo artist?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)

He was
Then he got a Patrol and things went horribly wrong
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Then a leopard and a fox.
What next, eh?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)

An apricot, a guava and a mango?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:58, Reply)

He got sacked from the Precipitations after getting caught licking a boom-boom down before a gig in Norwich.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)

*snowfives*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I have to go to London and Glasgow for meetings next week
I have a feeling that this weather might make matters difficult. Last time I went to Glasgow by train, it took 12 hours to get back because of the snow. Made me miss a Pendulum gig I had tickets for. I'm flying this time.

Alt: I was discussing with a friend the other day the point at which snow ceases to be YAYFUN and becomes fucking annoying. I suspect it coincides exactly with leaving school, and having to slog to work whilst in permanent danger of falling on your arse, rather than getting a day off.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Do you have to come to London to get the flight, worz?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Nah, connection in Manchester
This meeting had better be fucking good
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:53, Reply)

You have to go from Norwich to Manchester to get a flight to Glasgow?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:57, Reply)

A flight from Norwich to Manchester, yeah
I know this is retarded before you tell me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:59, Reply)

it coincides with being old and boring.
hi sweety
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:52, Reply)

No diggity
Morning cupcake
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:55, Reply)

how're you doing old son?
still managing to sleep?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Yeah not bad cheers mate
Always wake up about 5 minutes before the alarm which is odd. How are you getting on?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Not bad.
probably finally getting over this cold I've had since September, life is mostly either good or OK if a little dull, but given that interesting is rarely good, I'll take dull. let me know if you're in London, been too long. *drinky motion*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:01, Reply)

you've had a cold since september? Are you sure it isn't AIDs?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:03, Reply)

well, 2 colds really
I spent a few weeks feeling under the weather and coming down with a cold, then I finally got it, it lasted another week and took weeks to clear fully, I had about a week of good health over Christmas, but was mostly too stressed to enjoy it and then bam, new year's day went down hard with another cold which I am still trying to shake. it's not like I've been in bed with it all this time, but I've been a bit snotty/sore throat and not up to cycling for months on end and it's pissing me right off.

tl;dr: yes, it's AIDS.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:07, Reply)

No doubt
Unfortunately I'm only ever in London for meetings, lacking in free time. Once this changes I shall let you know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:03, Reply)

It's a well know fact that airports are much more reliable during snow

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:53, Reply)

I know right
This is exactly my thinking #DrPepper
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Try thumbing a lift, from a passing Russian cargo ship.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:56, Reply)

But I like my kidneys

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:57, Reply)

+prodded by a massive cockski

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Or The Kursk submarine, ideally

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:59, Reply)

or a helicopter over vauxhall

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:03, Reply)

every cloud...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Well this is awkward.
Everyone has gathered out in the warehouse to give someone a birthday present and card for their 50th or some shit, only I forgot to bring in any money in time for the collection, so I'm keeping my head down behind my monitors.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Typical Jew

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I'm not eating that gruel.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:10, Reply)

When they hand the present over, tut loudly and mutter "tight bastards".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:58, Reply)

shit in an envelope with a drawing of a cunt on it
give the birthday boy that
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:00, Reply)

It's a woman, so I was able to just shit in her cunt.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:09, Reply)