I am bored to fucking tears.
Help me out you lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:16, 6 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Go home.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)

I can't.
The parcel companies haven't collected yet and I have to lock up as my boss is in France.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)

They're not coming.
Soz.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)

me too man.
40 minutes til blast off.

Got an evening of cleaning like so boo to that.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)

That sounds shit.
Early night for me, didn't get to sleep til 3 this morning
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:32, Reply)

My flats not a tip or anything but I have guests this weekend and my place must be spotless!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:53, Reply)

would you like some horse puns?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)

That's very sweet of you Nakers but no, no thanks all the same.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)

I was tickled by the youtube videos of people dressing as horses and going shopping.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I've just been scrolling through pictures for the last half hour
I now want a cat, many dogs, and this sandwich.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:22, Reply)

That doesn't look very nice, to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Looks horrible.
Processed cheese. Yuk.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:32, Reply)

The bread looks ok.
Ham meh
Cheese urgh
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Ugh yeah it should be finest soy cheese
And I don't think that ham's been rolled between a tibetan monk's thighs
JOCASTA GET DOWN FROM THERE DARLING
Anyway I simply can't stomach these processed foods, don't you know they're just absolutely dripping in melanin averse toxins? My nutritionist says that I'll simply shrivel up if I even look at a piece of brie! A HA HA HA HA HA
( Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)

What's wrong with the name jocasta?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)

sounds too much like canasta

( Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)

I'd rather eat this:
www.fromthelittleyellowkitchen.com/2012/03/11/st-pattys-day-leftovers/
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)

this is not helping me avoid snacking on things
Now I really want bacon and bacon related products
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)

I'd prefer this
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/dec/14/slow-roasted-rib-of-beef-with-bone-marrow-sauce-recipe
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)

It has to be a sandwich to qualify, soz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Why would you want to add bread to that piece of glorious meat?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Why would he want to add cock to his ring piece?
No idea myself, but he seems to prefer it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Click.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Damn! That looks good
I'll ask the local butcher for a rib roast tomorrow - doesn't look like I'll be getting to a supermarket any time soon.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)

These look good.
www.closetcooking.com/2012/09/top-25-sandwich-recipes.html
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:53, Reply)

can't wait to eat
my stuffed mushrooms and brown rice now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)

every single one (bar the apple and cheese one) I would love to scoff right fucking now

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)

Calm down. You know you're not going to get a handout like that from the soup kitchen later.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:02, Reply)

I'm not a fan of tuna balls, but i'd almost change my mind looking at those pictures.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:02, Reply)

the Jalepeno popper one is something I've never even considered, but now MUST HAVE

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:04, Reply)

I'm gonna be here all weekend
Ready with a smile and a bit of my cheeky charm
ALL SMILES FROM HERE ON OUT
ALL ABOARD THE FUN TRAIN
TOOT TOOT
( Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:33, Reply)

ALL ABOARD THE FUN REPLACEMENT BUS SERVICE

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)

NEXT STOP: HAPPYTOWN
ETA: 12 hours from now, no rest stops, toilet out of order
( Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)

and delays due to adverse weather conditions

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)