Fucking hell.
I got given a kindle for Christmas and I've trying to fill the cunt with free stuff. There's some scary self-published stuff out there.

www.amazon.co.uk/Daddy-Loves-Stepdad-Stepdaughter-ebook/dp/B007DOR7ZC/ref=sr_1_79?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1358870010&sr=1-79
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:55, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Fucking hell
WRONG!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)

That's not even the wrongest one on there..

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)

It is wrong enough for me, thanks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Is that why you are at def con bongle?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:02, Reply)

yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:04, Reply)

That prize goes to Apeloverage.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Forever in our hearts

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:04, Reply)

His book is listed under the 'look, we'll bung you a quid if you take this' band.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:26, Reply)

What were you searching for when you found this?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)

'Free kindle books in the last 30 days'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Yes. Yes of course.
You can get loads of reasonable stuff for under a quid. Also some of the torrent sites have ebooks; just download to your laptop and connect your kindle to transfer.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Sherlock Holmes full collection is free

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Totally just downloaded that mofo.
As well as a fuckload of Jules Verne, Jack London and, oddly enough, a couple of Robert Rankin trilogies.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Dracular and Frankenstien are free as well.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)

You will find pretty much everything
pre 20th century is free now.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Just got the Kindle app on my Nexus tablet
So spending fuck all on books to fill it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)

Also try Project Guttenberg
lots of free out of copyright stuff there.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Steve is renowned for his literary prowess

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Unlike your good self.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:29, Reply)

chortle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:32, Reply)

MAHONEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:29, Reply)

I was expecting that to be some kid's book about family isues, with cutesy wootsy drawings

I think someone should illustrate it with crayon
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:03, Reply)

fuck sake AB.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Oh fucking hell...
...this isn't the first book he's written.

www.amazon.co.uk/Christian-A.-Turner/e/B00739NG4S
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:15, Reply)

There's a definite theme there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)

"Fuck My Ass, Daddy" seems like a good purchase

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)

NASTY.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)

this guy has a problem.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)

He's got no kids?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Bummed them to death, you mark my words

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)

Sweet Christ.
'After a couple more bobs on my cock, Tatiana grabbed a pillow and bit on tit as she felt her body tighten up. I put my hands on either side of her waist and moved her up and down my cock and she opened her mouth and screamed into the pillow, an orgasmic wave washing over her body and making it tremble and shake. Her trembling vibrated my cock, and I soon felt warm fluid begin coating my shaft. I looked down between Tatiana’s legs and caught a couple drops of clear liquid dripping out of her pussy and dribble to her legs. Seeing that, and feeling her orgasm tensed up my body. My body convulsed and I put my head back and arched my back. I then lifted my hips up into Tatiana, who was just coming down from her climax.'

A nonce AND a piss poor writer.

Which QOTW regular is he do you reckon?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)

BOOM!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)

'step'kids
surely
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:22, Reply)

He's only written 142 books on the theme of father-stepdaughter incest.
I mean, it'd be weird if he'd written 143.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)

Trolling for justice anyone?
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/forum/cd/discussion.html/ref=ntt_mus_ep_cd_tft_tp?ie=UTF8&cdForum=FxUZDFIL9CVR36&cdThread=TxB0QO1V5JI55J
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I'll have some of that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:22, Reply)

hahahahahaha!
Excellent work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Its not incest though is it
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Fuck off, nonce.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:31, Reply)

you want to touch me dont you Badge

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Come near me or my kids, I swear I'll do time.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Great stuff guys
Bogbrush
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Ah, The Woody Allen Defence.
I am surprised and not a little disappointed in you BD29.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Hey I was naked in the shower and I slipped
It just so happened that I was at full bongle and she was bending over getting something out of the cupboard.,.

And the defense rests your honour
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:37, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1838489
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)

I refer the honourable gentleman
to my pervious remark
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)