We all seen this?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-21144827

What lies were you told, or what are you telling your poor, unfortunate sprogs? Anyone who mentions ice cream vans will be summarily executed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:12, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My parents told me we couldn't get ITV on our television until I was about 6.
To date I've not lied to my kid once. I don't even think playing along with Father Christmas is right, and was hugely relieved when she left her Catholic primary school as I was starting to have serious issues with the hogwash they were telling her.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:17, Reply)

and your mum told you that she liked teh cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:18, Reply)

I don't remember her saying that to me, no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:20, Reply)

not in so many words...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:21, Reply)

I don't blame them.
ITV is abjectly shit. I used to like Rainbow, though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:18, Reply)

I got told all sorts of crap.
Father Christmas is real.
Broccoli makes you tall.
Spiders are your friends.
No, those people aren't laughing at you, they're laughing with you.
That's the dinner tram, and the one behind it with the lights out, that's the dessert tram - you have to swap when you want to have your next course.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:21, Reply)

I've never heard the one about broccoli.
I used to get told that toast (and bread crusts) would make my hair curl.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:23, Reply)

yeah I got that one too.
but my hair was so curly anyway and I loved it, so I ate ALLL the bread crusts I could get my hands on.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:26, Reply)

You ate on trams?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Yeah, until she went off the rails

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:27, Reply)

http://www.tramrestaurant.com.au/

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:28, Reply)

That looks horrific

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:30, Reply)

yeah, well I didn't go on one, I was just sitting at the tram stop watching the world go by.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:33, Reply)