I eat my food in reverse order of goodness
So what's last is the best thing
Exceptions: Pasta stuff and things with rice. They get mixed together.

Also I talk to myself pretty much all the time when I'm on me own, at least when I'm doing things. God I'm so lonely.

ALT: I fucking love the pub, everything about it. I'm going to a sort of pub after work but I won't be drinking cos it's a school night.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:38, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A sort of pub?
Will most places in Ireland serve you with alcohol?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Yeah you just take your own pint glass and find a tap, any spigot pours out poitin

( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:44, Reply)

so for example, full Irish from the cafe next door (with the waitress with the excellent bum)
Butter toast
Eat toast
Eat beans
Eat eggs
Eat bacon
Make smiley face with two sausages and the black and white puddings
Eat white pudding (use to mop up sauces)
Eat black pudding
Eat sausages
Drink tea

No mushrooms cos they're filth, but sometimes they give me a hash brown. That goes between bacon and white pudding.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:44, Reply)

This means you rate Sausages over bacon
I knew you were a wrongun
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:48, Reply)

I love sausages
Yeah I prefer 'em to bacon. Bacon's nice but it's just bacon, not the wonder food the internet thinks it is.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Sausages > bacon, everyone knows that

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:27, Reply)

You are a good sort, not like these foodwrong cretins

( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:31, Reply)

My girlfriend does that too
I find it odd, only eating one thing at a time.

Then again, I am a terrible fat bastard.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Nah see I'm a right fatso
But it's orderly chub, not a chaotic tubbyness
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Fair enough
I was pleased to have lost weight, I then weighed myself the other day, and was quite disappointed to have put weight back on, despite eating properly. Most meals now are meat, potatoes, veg, and not even big portions at that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:09, Reply)