I'm going for a viewing tonight.
Who wants to judge the place?
www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/15131798
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:02, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Flat looks great but it is very "near" to everything
The patio doors seem to open onto the street. Is it busy?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Nah, it's at the end off a side road.
There's a cyclepath nearby but that's about it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:05, Reply)

That might be OK then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Plenty of strangling room.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:07, Reply)

The technical term is elbow room
or dismemberment chamber
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:09, Reply)

dungeon

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Or 'where I like to spend Saturday nights'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:14, Reply)

I wouldn't want to live next to a psychopath.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:14, Reply)

I don't think I could live in MK
I was going to ask if they didn't have any nice, old, houses there and then realised of course they don't.

I'm not sure I could live in something less than 80 years old.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:05, Reply)

b3th agrees

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:05, Reply)

They have plenty from the villages we've annexed.
And stony Stratford is full of them. But they're stupidly expensive. Not really available to rent though.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:06, Reply)

I can see why they would be.
I was more pointing out my own silliness than critisising.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Here you go, change from a million.
www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/17463057?search_identifier=b9d8c809ec6ffea56461882b1a2be96d
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Have those pictures had some really bad photoshop work done on them?
Or is the sky really that weird in Milton Keynes?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:12, Reply)

it looks like a really halfarsed HDR photo
which look awful anyway
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I think you should definitely rent this place if it is still available.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Only went on the market yesterday.
I can't get a viewing until 6 though, and there's a "few other viewings today"
Which could be Estate agent bullshit to be honest.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Seems reasonable, cost wise

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:08, Reply)

£200 fees though
and 6 week deposit and month up front means just about £2k to get the keys.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Thats about normal though, isn't it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:13, Reply)

ITS NOT NICE THOUGH IS IT!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Thanks "Whitney Houston"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Anyone from London kicking around?
What's hackney like as an area? need a hotel for march bash, found one quite cheap,I just don't want to get mugged.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:09, Reply)

soz it's gonna happen you may as well accept that now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:09, Reply)

I gather it's a bit of a shithole.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:12, Reply)

RE hotel is OK and a bit cheaper at the weekends.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:13, Reply)

doesn't that guy on /board run one?
he'll give you a discount if you mention the phrase 'riverghost fucks animals'
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:59, Reply)

it only has one bedroom and you wanted two?
also not verfy private
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Yeah, but it is very big.
I won't jump on it, but if it's nice I'll see.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:12, Reply)

It's all about the lebensraum.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I prefer the term sitting room

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Didn't realise it was so expensive to rent in MK

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:10, Reply)