Yeah, I think I'd prefer my advice from someone who can tell the difference between a male and a female interface...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:41, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I can, one has a willy and the other has a vadge

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Hello!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:41, Reply)

I set up a VM on my PC so I could download games with impunity.
Turns out VM has no graphics capability, the fucking shitcunt.
How can I play 3D rendered games?

And just for Nakers: If I have a red 9, can I put the black 8 on top of it?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:44, Reply)

What games are you downloading?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Sims 2
Got them all downloaded asnd installed over the weekend, blissfully unaware of the fact that it was an excercise in futility.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:46, Reply)

is this so you can pretend to have been outside?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I want to create little /off topic characters
and act out my slash fiction fantasies with them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:51, Reply)

No idea, to be honest I'd download steam and pay for sims 2, it'll be like £3-£5

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:50, Reply)

I already have steam downloaded, they only have Sims 3 as far as I can see.
£30 a pop for each expansion. Fuck that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Well just get a better game. Orcs must die 2, is on there for £3
New tomb rader £3.50. The sims is seriously shit by the way.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Yeah, well, so's your face.
I like Sims. It's like playing with dollshouses, but for grownups.

Well, okay, not for grownups, but you're not the boss of me!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Also, why don't you just play it outside the VM?
I don't see how having is a vm is going to change anything. If they're tracking the torrent you got it on, they've already got your IP address.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:56, Reply)

To keep games and porn apart

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I was more worried about trojans, to be honest.
I figured if anything infects the VM, it won't touch my actual computer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:59, Reply)

It will, across the PClacena

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)

That was very nearly clever

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)

+t
D'oh!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Why you doing it in VM?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:56, Reply)

You're such and IDIOT
everyone knows Vm don't do graphics, nguuuuurgh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:45, Reply)

BUT WHAT ABOUT MY EIGHT OF CLUBS??????

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:47, Reply)

i dunno, what game are you playing?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Fuck's sake, Nakers.
hahahahaha, that was totally an /ac
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:49, Reply)

:(
what's /ac?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Have you installed the VMware tools?
This improves graphic performance a lot. You could then also enable RDP/Remote Desktop and connect via this at Full Colour.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I installed VMWare Player
but I can't see it in the Program Files list, and it doesn't make any change to the graphics card in the dxdiag list.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)