That was a shit thread.
So who's excited about the new Star Wars, JJ Abrams is directing it, how cool is that??? Pretty cool, I'm sure you'll agree.

I'm in london this weekend. What should I do?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:26, 168 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sadly, I am quite looking forward to it now
In London you should eat vast amounts of curry, drink lots and fart.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:27, Reply)

I think the plan is to go for a curry at needos on saturday afternoon.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Then it is a good plan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:30, Reply)

you could come to my birthday party

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:30, Reply)

*music plays, parcel gets passed around*
*music stops, Kroney has the parcel*
Nakers: oooh, what's inside?
*Kroney opens the parcel. It's a network cable*
Nakers: Look what you've won! Plug it in for me? :(
( Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:32, Reply)

I wish I hadn't missed the tech thread.
I need some tech advice about high-end gaming.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:37, Reply)

here's some advice
GET A LIFE AND DON'T DO IT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Yeah, I think I'd prefer my advice from someone who can tell the difference between a male and a female interface...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:41, Reply)

I can, one has a willy and the other has a vadge

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Hello!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:41, Reply)

I set up a VM on my PC so I could download games with impunity.
Turns out VM has no graphics capability, the fucking shitcunt.
How can I play 3D rendered games?

And just for Nakers: If I have a red 9, can I put the black 8 on top of it?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:44, Reply)

What games are you downloading?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Sims 2
Got them all downloaded asnd installed over the weekend, blissfully unaware of the fact that it was an excercise in futility.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:46, Reply)

is this so you can pretend to have been outside?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I want to create little /off topic characters
and act out my slash fiction fantasies with them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:51, Reply)

No idea, to be honest I'd download steam and pay for sims 2, it'll be like £3-£5

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:50, Reply)

I already have steam downloaded, they only have Sims 3 as far as I can see.
£30 a pop for each expansion. Fuck that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Well just get a better game. Orcs must die 2, is on there for £3
New tomb rader £3.50. The sims is seriously shit by the way.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Yeah, well, so's your face.
I like Sims. It's like playing with dollshouses, but for grownups.

Well, okay, not for grownups, but you're not the boss of me!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Also, why don't you just play it outside the VM?
I don't see how having is a vm is going to change anything. If they're tracking the torrent you got it on, they've already got your IP address.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:56, Reply)

To keep games and porn apart

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I was more worried about trojans, to be honest.
I figured if anything infects the VM, it won't touch my actual computer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:59, Reply)

It will, across the PClacena

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)

That was very nearly clever

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)

+t
D'oh!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Why you doing it in VM?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:56, Reply)

You're such and IDIOT
everyone knows Vm don't do graphics, nguuuuurgh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:45, Reply)

BUT WHAT ABOUT MY EIGHT OF CLUBS??????

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:47, Reply)

i dunno, what game are you playing?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Fuck's sake, Nakers.
hahahahaha, that was totally an /ac
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:49, Reply)

:(
what's /ac?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Have you installed the VMware tools?
This improves graphic performance a lot. You could then also enable RDP/Remote Desktop and connect via this at Full Colour.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I installed VMWare Player
but I can't see it in the Program Files list, and it doesn't make any change to the graphics card in the dxdiag list.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I do it AND I have a life outside it.
I'm well greedy, me.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:41, Reply)

and you have spinabifida

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:44, Reply)

worst of all the Pokemon

(quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I don't think so NA, sorry.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:35, Reply)

sad times, after you not wanting to work wirth me as well
I'm not sure how much more rejection i can take
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Didn't really see anything I liked to be honest. Sowwwiiii xxx

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:41, Reply)

dammit I wanted the refferal fee

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Science fiction is shit.
Go for a swim in the Thames; it's lovely this time of year.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:28, Reply)

what other films has he directed again?

(quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Super 8, one of the mission impossibles, and the star trek reboots.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:30, Reply)

:/

(quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:31, Reply)

And cloverfield.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Cloverfield was excellent.
I quite liked Super 8 as well.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:32, Reply)

I liked cloverfield because all the annoying characters were dead at the end

(quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:33, Reply)

The big joy with JJ Abrams films is the hidden bits and pieces.
There are squillions of self-referential things that you don't pick up on the first viewing. Cloverfield is full of them.
And in Lost, almost every flashback scene has some kind of reference to the six numbers, or another character, or something about the island.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:36, Reply)

that's what I want from what I watch
A complete lack of plot, shit unlikeable charcters and plenty of unconnected shit in the background
(quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:37, Reply)

You can equate with the people who study literature in depth.
At first read, it's a story - good, bad or indifferent.
To an English Lit graduate, it's an insightful allegory with hidden motifs and repeating themes.

You get what you want out of entertainment.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I want tv and films that grab me by the throat, punch me in the face and shit down my throat
That's why I really loved Kindergarten Cop
(quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:41, Reply)

I love that bit where Arnie says "Who is your daddy and what is his job"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:44, Reply)

and one girl goes 'my daddy stares at vaginas all day long'
Nice one
(quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:46, Reply)

:O

(quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Star Trek reboot was boss.
Excellent casting
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Lost was his big thing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:30, Reply)

oh that shit can fuck right off

(quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Yeah, the problem with Lost
seems to be that JJ Abrams didn't know how it was supposed to end, so he made up some shite that didn't explain anything.
Fucking rip off.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:34, Reply)

it never had any point or direction
It was any old random pile of shit every week for as long as boxset loving dicks were prepared to swallow it
(quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:35, Reply)

He also wrote Armageddon.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:31, Reply)

no one cares
kill yourself
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:30, Reply)

I always get JJ Abrams and Joss Whedon mixed up.
True story!
( Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:30, Reply)

just think of what you'd like to do to sarah michelle gellar - joss WEE'd ON

(quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:32, Reply)

I expect they'll have to hand out sunglasses to anyone watching it at the cinema.
You should hire a hooker at Kings Cross and make her do star jumps.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:31, Reply)

why sunglsses?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:34, Reply)

lens flare.
It was a film joke, you didn't get it because you're a film idiot.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:34, Reply)

film
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:36, Reply)

I hope its not 3d

( Peej, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Bet you £10 it is.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:36, Reply)

that won't even buy you a 3d film ticket

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Will on a tuesday

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:39, Reply)

i don't like 3d very much anyway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:39, Reply)

yeah I always preferred 32D anyway!
Hoping broadsword replies to this
(quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Are you going to post a picture of the new office girl or what?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:43, Reply)

haha
No, you fucking perv
(quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Worst poster on b3ta.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:47, Reply)

and I'm not even trying to out-do naked ape

(quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Dunno
I'm listening to this at the moment: typerecords.com/releases/timon-irnok-manta-2 it's pretty good.
Probably not going to buy it though.

Alt: Go record shopping.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:40, Reply)

try and find the golden pigeon and win £1mill

remember: it's only golden on the inside!
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:54, Reply)

He's a good writer
I always find geeky films are best when done by geeks!

Joss Whedon's Avengers could have been a complete mess but was very well written.

I like having a wander about London. Go from Green Park, past the palace, down the river, past parliament. Obviously going into pubs on the way
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)

You could invite one of her hot single friends and one of your hot single friends to go on a double date while you're about in London.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Thanks for setting me up, Gonz
But I don't know if Chompy and I really qualify as friends. I don't think he likes me that much.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:30, Reply)

the page three girl in todays sun is a bit rough

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Is she from Coventry?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Hey AW, The Luggage reckons you've got it wrong and he definitely ain't Piston or nuffink:
www.b3ta.com/questions/selfimportant/post1843475
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)