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No. Put this child in the recovery position as well.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:45,
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what is a recovery position?I just want to put him back in bed, I kept him home from school because he has a fever, he fell asleep on the couch but I dont want to wake him of hes gonna puke
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:47,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recovery_position
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:48,
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my cousin (their mother) is an rn & has never heard of this eitherSo im not doing it
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:53,
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what the Fuck? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:54,
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Seriously? It's up there with CPR in terms of "Shit all people should know, espescially medical profesionals".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:58,
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hang on, I'm breaking out of 3 words, I assume rn means she is trained or responsible for others well being, and has never heard of this? Even the shit first aid course I have to do every couple of years to try and stop drunks dying in my pub teaches this, and you, as a carer for children, are unaware of how to look after someone unconscious, and neither does the mother?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:59,
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Convenient location, probably.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:03,
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Plus you can normally get a pint worth if you ring out the saw dust over a glass.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:07,
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I don't kill anyone in the pub, I try and keep them alive long enough that we can drag em up the street and they can die in a gutter. I don't need the police wasting my time.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:11,
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well im not sure what to tell youOther than he's sleeping, not unconscious, therefore doesnt require first aid nor a recovery position because if he needs to puke he will get up and do so
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:06,
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Have you heard of Jimi Hendrix or Bon Scott?Both these guys died because they vomitted in their sleep and choked to death on it.
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actually both my brother (3 months old)and my cousin (17 yrs, and their uncle) died from asphyxiaIm.familiar with it, thanks
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:12,
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Perhaps if there had been better education about recovery positions they might not have died?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:30,
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Clearly not often enough.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:43,
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But seriously K, if you have a kid who's feverish and vomiting, you should be getting them to sleep on their front so if they do pukeit will just roll out and not choke them.
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but you still look after children. What if his fever makes him dizzy, he falls over and knocks himself out? This is basic shit
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:09,
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im not a fucking moronI just didnt want him to puke on me
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:15,
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