So why are YOU up so early on a Saturday?
Go on, account for yourself.

Alt: Or don't.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 7:37, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I suppose you're not up so early on a Saturday
Well done everyone.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 7:47, Reply)

i'm up. eating dinner actually.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 8:36, Reply)

It is Saturday though right?
I don't know what's going on
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 8:37, Reply)

yes it is Saturday.
I've spent the day mostly in my room, frantically writing up my draft for my lab report.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Which lab are you reporting on?

( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 8:44, Reply)

my lab.
the experiment I've spent the last two and half months working on. Basically an undergraduate research project.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 8:45, Reply)

You're playing god! Some things man is not meant to know!

( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 8:47, Reply)

it's okay, I don't think I discovered anything that man is not meant to know.
I just sequenced a gene and then reconstructed the product of the gene using bioinformatic software.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 8:51, Reply)

Ah, sort of like building something from a Kinder egg
This science stuff ain't as hard as it seems
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 8:52, Reply)

kind of.
the whole "putting it together properly" bit is what's hard. In theory it's do this, then this, then this, then that, then this, then that, get your results, write up your labwork.

it's more like "do this. bugger it didn't work. Do this again" for a lot of the steps. and multiple times. Took me six goes to get enough of the gene to be able to determine exactly what it was and to be able to use the software to construct a model.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:06, Reply)

And at the end you get to go 'ohhhh it was a rabbit'

( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:12, Reply)

nope. it was a hermit crab.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:23, Reply)

OHHHHhhhhhh man, Hermit Crabs are well cute

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:38, Reply)

not so much when you're dissecting them.
they're also non-symmetrical and that bothers me more than it should.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)

They look well weird outside of the shell

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:47, Reply)

that's what I mean!
their bodies have naturally developed to be able to follow the chiral shape of the shell. Which means that their bodies are all curled and weird and *shuddery*
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:52, Reply)

It's that bulbous muscle at the end of them that’s really freaky

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)

yeah that's part of how they stay in the shell.
that and their abdominal pleopods anyway...
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I think I missed my calling
as a Hermit Crab breeder
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Do you ever think about using your lab equipment to make food stuff?
I reckon you could do something like, I donno, extract the tasty-oils'n'stuff out of stuff? Or change the texture of something? Things like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)

alright Gonz
she could use this

metro.co.uk/2013/01/31/walker-finds-whale-vomit-worth-100000-on-morecambe-beach-3375949/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:02, Reply)

trust me, if I had that, I would sell it to the highest bidder so I could just nanny and study...

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)

I think Monty would put the money to better use

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:21, Reply)

well I'm sure that paying the courts to be able to have his daughter out of that psycho bitch's hands is better use.
but as someone who also lives below the poverty line for the most part, I think it's not a sad dream to have...
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:25, Reply)

YEAH I'M SURE THATS WHAT HE WOULD SPEND THE MONEY ON

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Alright HH?
That was pretty impressive. It's worth even more to a perfume manufacturer.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Good as Gold Gonz, good as gold
You still mainly hiding out on /talk?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Nah', been to busy for b3ta recently.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I was up early, however I have only just logged in
Today I will be mostly having a large breakfast*, followed by shopping in Leamington Spa.
Rock and/or roll

*Cumberland sausages, bacon, black pudding, fried tomato, fried egg and toast. As if anyone cares.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:08, Reply)

That breakfast sounds ace apart from the fried tomato
Throw that shit out and curse it soundly.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:11, Reply)

HA in your face end of month invoices
alright Theoban
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:13, Reply)

alright HH
I'm glad to hear you fucked those end of month invoices right up
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Yeah them fuckers can fuck right off till the end of Feb.
Has your sphincter suitable recovered from Defcon1
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Yep, it no longer feels like a circle of molten agony
Ready to be abused again
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:19, Reply)

erm this makes it sound like I'm into hot hot bum sex
I'm not
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I have the Defcon1 knowledge to understand what your saying
But for anyone else reading it, it makes you sound like a raging Homo.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Well I can't expect everyone to understand the dark secret ways of chili sauces
raging homo it is then
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:23, Reply)

I'm now stuck at my desk till 12 with nothing to do.
you at work till 6pm again?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:25, Reply)

getting out at 4 today
came in a couple of hours early so I can bugger off and go watch the rugby
but yeah, nowt to do today either
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:25, Reply)

I'm asuming you will be watching the Wales V Ireland game?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Gonna see if I can get the RTÉ player working here
If not I'll have to skip it
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:28, Reply)

I briefly got out some A0 sized bits of paper and my scale ruler
But I can’t actually be arsed to do any proper work
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Someone asked me if I got an email
I said I did
Seven hours to go
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:34, Reply)

MOAR NEWS AS IT HAPPENS PLEASE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)

One guy announced he's going to quit his job next month
He says this every month
Six hours to go
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:55, Reply)

No clock watching, it's against the rules
I'm now watching stuff on youtube
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)

I went to the refurbished canteen and got a coffee and looked at the nice looking lady what works there

( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Is that the one with the peach bum?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:58, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1851159
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)

I have toast and marmite
\o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)

sick

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)

I now have an empty plate and crumbs :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:46, Reply)

...and the knawing feeling
that you just ate some shit scraped from a fetid shoe
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:47, Reply)

WHAT????????
:o(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:48, Reply)

erm marmite is well lush
soz xx
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)

*marmitefives*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I don't like Marmite, and it's taken me 20 years to like vegemite.
LOVE vegemite now though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I have never tried vegemite is there still a shortage because the factory blew up?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)

alright Harters?
I genuinely am enjoying our new found online fwendship. Can we hold hands?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Not on the first date

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Oh baby :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I had a nice early night
and it's nice and sunny. Been up for an hour or two reading and have had a boiled egg for breakfast. Today's been pretty good so far. Don't spoil it now.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)

I've been at work since seven
I hope my misery makes your quiet morning seem that much better in comparison
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:55, Reply)

even better
I got back last night from a 3 day training thing. Was proper knackered. This morning is good, this afternoon I'm meeting a man again
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)

is it still dog hair?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)

yeah

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)

\o/
get in there cavy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:05, Reply)

woo get you!

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)

penis penis penis penis

( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:56, Reply)

oh and I'm thinking about `
getting my ears pierced some more today
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:45, Reply)

small boy
He wakes up at 6 but very sweetly lets me sleep in til 8. Still drinking coffee and waking up properly.
(Comrade Quixote rides again!, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Nothing beats a well secured cellar

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)

alright CQ?
OR SHOULD I SAY, COLIN KWIKFIT!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Oh what a glorious morning, oh what a glorious day, I have a funny feeling, something is coming up my way.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I hate it when you cough and the piss goes back up your winky too

( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)

woke up with a woody?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:20, Reply)

No, just "One Eye'd Bart"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Yeah', but that's nothing new to me, I'm in a consistant state of arrousal.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I was in the pub at 8,
Doing breakfast for 48 "men of the church"

Despite bring a bit preachy, they're a very friendly bunch.
How are you Handsome Theobanananana?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)

alright Warpig
That Mark 2 Jag was on again last night
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)

I quite fancy an old jag, if the parts weren't so fucking extortionate. And they could do more than 5mpg.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I ditched plans for an Elise for the same reason

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)

yeah, also you will die when you wrap it round a tree.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Me and a few friends thought about buying one as a track day car.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)

In that case
tree Armco barrier.
Or if at the Nurburgring, back to tree. ...
Just bought some new interior doors to fit later, woo. No mahoosive drugs or supermodels in Accords today.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I did spot a Truimph Herald that would make a great Project car

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Hey sorry I went for cofffeeeeee
I'm great ta, friends have just organised a visit for the end of the month. It's all going ace.

How's your piggy day boss?
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Typical start a thread.......
Then just ups and leaves us to it, if anyone broke anything in your absence you only have yourself to blame
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:57, Reply)

I wanted to see the new cafe :(
I'M SORRY GUYS.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:58, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1851143
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Nah she works in the place next door
There's a canteen in the office itself with a nice lady in, but she's also a bit scary. In a good way.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)

you've got a little crush don't you?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Nah she's nice enough but no
Lovely lady but I can't talk to her without mumbling so that's off.
Same with Nice Girl with Amazing Bum in the cafe next door
All lovely and that, but just no.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)

No need for words, just whip it out on the table and wink
WORKS EVERY TIME*
*may be exaggerating
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Fabulous idea ! I'm off down cafe after the cooking shows.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:01, Reply)

After Poppets post.......
I have the urge to go out and buy some dressed crab
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:02, Reply)

I've changed my mind, I want some pasta.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Ohhhhhhh Man
I might totes make this

www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/emeril-lagasse/lump-crabmeat-ravioli-with-red-pepper-cream-sauce-and-asparagus-recipe/index.html
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)

This should cheer Kroney up
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21246322
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Theoban Fanks for keeping me occupied
I'm fucking off home now to drink beer and watch Rugby
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Enjoy your home and rugby and beer
Rest well sweet prince xx
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:57, Reply)

X

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)