Strangest thing you've bought/sold
GO!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:55, 120 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Polish prostitutes.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:56, Reply)

YM

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:57, Reply)

I think I did buy GO! once from a carboot.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:58, Reply)

What's that?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_(game)
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:01, Reply)

Chinese game kind of like Chess.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Fucking hipster cunt. I bet he owns not one, but two ironic ukuleles.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:03, Reply)

It just depends on how far away you are

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:07, Reply)

I've got six. All made from Tibetan holy wood.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:08, Reply)

And a finger moustache tattoo.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:10, Reply)

I am sat here wearing leggings and specs with no lenses, playing irono-covers of Depeche Modes number on what I call my 'uke'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Enjoy the silence, man

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:13, Reply)

The barman at my local has one of these
*shakes head*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:21, Reply)

They are WELL cool.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:56, Reply)

This weekend I bought a mouldy rolling pin just because it had been on display as part of Mrs' Miggins Pie Shop in The London Dungeon.

I'm genuinely bemused by why I did that.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:58, Reply)

*drinky drinky motion*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)

I have actually bought some shit for that reason too, yes.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Items bought on Ebay whilst under the influence are called 'beerlooms'
Trufax
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Technically I paid for a service - that service being sex - and the only thing I received in material terms was the clap
So, the clap
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:01, Reply)

You "technically" paid for sex?
I think you mean you paid for sex.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:04, Reply)

It's a falsehood sadly
I was hoping it would get a better reaction than this, I won't lie to you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I'd be offended about how unsurprised any of us were by that announcement, really.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:07, Reply)

My picture's on the profile page for anyone to see
Let's face it, I'm no Harry Styles
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:08, Reply)

I'm not convinced this isn't a Legless Defence, if I'm honest.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:08, Reply)

I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt on that one just because there was no desperate backtracking after a hostile reaction to cause it.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:09, Reply)

In fairness, if I'd just used the word "she" at any point
you wouldn't have believed it for a second. Schoolboy error on my part. As is illustrating this, rather than just editing my original post. Hmm.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:10, Reply)

He used a slide rule.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Technology sex.
He turned the bloke on, then turned him back off again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:06, Reply)

I fucking wish
Bloody Cylons, hurry up and get invented
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:06, Reply)

They'd be the one eyed get were I to buy a sex robot

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:07, Reply)

You'd end up with that bloke off Quantum Leap.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:09, Reply)

The Australian airline?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Could be worse
but I won't say how, in case there's anyone here who hasn't seen the final series.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:12, Reply)

I'd willingly nuke my home planet for a go on that Boomer.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:13, Reply)

I will never, ever get that
Comfortably the least fit of the female Cylons. Yes, out of all 12.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Wrong

( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:23, Reply)

TIS NOT
Am not saying she munts - but seriously, look at Six. LOOK AT HER.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)

That skinny blonde one?
She's all knees and elbows. And tits, fair play, but mostly knees and elbows.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:34, Reply)

And absurdly good looks
Little details, eh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:37, Reply)

And a ribcage you can see through her skin.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)

I like a woman who doubles as a xylophone
I don't, actually, this is an irritatingly good point in your favour
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:39, Reply)

I'm not saying I wouldn't. I'm not one of your lot.
It's just, she's not at the top of the list.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Xena Warrior Princess should be ahead of Boomer as well
Mind you I do have a tall girl fetish. That might go some way towards explaining it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)

this thread
could turn niagara falls into the sahara.

just saying.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)

So speaks the jealous woman who stands less than 66 inches from the ground

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:00, Reply)

He was not a robot.
He was a man, who was helped by a computer. GOD YOU IDIOT
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:19, Reply)

But I now realise you're talking about him being in BSG, so lets pretend that I said nothing.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:20, Reply)

If it helps, I haven't understood anything in this subthread.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:21, Reply)

He was in the McHale's Navy film too!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:24, Reply)

oh man
I wish I was a contractor. Just received an email about an immediate start job in London, 250 quid a day, 3 month contract. Pesky full time employment.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Go contracting then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:14, Reply)

I bought a pungi once.
That is definitely a strange thing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Sounds smelly.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:11, Reply)

It's actually very charming.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Witty?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)

This was a witty post, yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:39, Reply)

I almost bought
a beautifully made 3ft long model of a U-boat in a glass case, till it was pointed out to me that we had nowhere to put it.
Ditto the 15ft radio controlled model of HMS Prince of Wales that was on Ebay.
If I get a lottery win I'll need some sort of warehouse to put pointless crap I buy in.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:12, Reply)

So Darth crawls the kerb picking up whores
and Windy Pig enjoys munching on boxes of cat biscuits.

Today has been a school day and no mistake.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Actual answer
Not one, but two copies of the staggeringly awful album "A Grand Don't Come For Free" by The Streets. One as a gift for Ms Foxtrot's sister, one for Ms Foxtrot herself. I said she was fit, not blessed with great taste.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:13, Reply)

I like that album.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)

No, you liked it when you first heard it
because you were plastered.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:26, Reply)

+like a radio

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Well this is good.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Not overly, no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)

exciting stuff on here today innit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Start a new thread swipe and save us all!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)

+ apart from Chompy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)

his head wouldn't fit in the life jacket anyway

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Never heard a fanny called that before

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:46, Reply)

actually there is a horrible line in "men behaving badly"
when he says, "mr happy wants to wear his pink love jacket". that's close enough.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)

A fiver to the first b3tan to say this to a woman and still get some

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

so basically you're soliciting

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Are you accusing me of offering out a fiver to the first b3tan to plow me?
Aren't we perceptive
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:59, Reply)

*sings*
We plow the Darth and spatter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:02, Reply)

....the good seed on his hand. .

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Clicks all round!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:06, Reply)

c

*bokes*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I reckon I could pull it off. what kind of verification do you need?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:14, Reply)

if i were rory
i would say something here about a second house during the property recession.... sorry, couldn't resist!

instead i will remind you that i once drunkenly and with HILARIOUS consequences ordered a neon blue sign on ebay that said "massages". i thought it would be brilliant above my flatmate's bed as a joke.

it turned up 3 months later when i'd forgotten all about it, with a thai plug, and a flex that was about 30cm long.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)

I applaud your lolling skillz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Surely a "thai plug" is nothing to do with electrics?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:53, Reply)

*turns on*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:54, Reply)

*tunes in*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:55, Reply)

*cops out*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:56, Reply)

nice work chaps

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:35, Reply)

turns straps
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)

eeeeow
you foulminded specimen
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Maybe, but you knew what I meant. ..

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:06, Reply)