Please shut up about sport.
Thank you.

What's the worst job in the world?

Alt: What's the best?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:51, 35 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Tory Chancellor lol

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Nottingham Forest Football Manager.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Our business model is based on the cup that bloke drinks from at the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
The wrong one.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Mine at the moment
Useless fucking customers!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Alt: TV presenter on ITV hit show Splash!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)

I wish I was Vernon Kay :(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Things can't be that bad, can they?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)

I just wish I could talk to celebs like Linda Barker and that guy off benidorm every week.
Then go home to dead eyed love bot Tess Daley.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)

oh boy
Linda Barker
(quintsy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I'd love to badly decorate a room and get her to come over and tell me off.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

I'd like to clean out her shitpipes, and I wouldn't need asking twice

(quintsy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Pipes?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:02, Reply)

I've heard, and keep this under your hat, she's an omni-shitter

(quintsy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Best episode of Quantum Leap ever.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

source code the other night was like quantum leap
At the end I couldn't help thinking about what happened to the poor bloke whose body donnie darko took over
(quintsy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:02, Reply)

She is in fucking good nick for 51

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:03, Reply)

I'm not saying that I'm some sort of creepy stalker who would hold her down and rape her
But I would totally hold her down and rape her
(quintsy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Ghastly regional accent though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:06, Reply)

It's not Sporto's fault he's from the North East.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:06, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:07, Reply)

I bet Vernon Kay goes home to his missus and she forces him to play "Live Saturday night reality TV show Top Trumps"
"What's that dear? You've got one season of a programme widely heralded as the death knell of television, against my ten years presenting the top-rating show on TV?"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:20, Reply)

I reckon being a fluffer on the the afternoon shift at a porn maker.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:57, Reply)

worst job has to be whatever health care worker wipes old people's bums and changes catheters
Best job? Being Quinten
(quintsy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Working in a hospice
Alt: Not mine.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Being B3th's sponge bather
alt: Billionaire playboy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Whoever has to go in and clean out serious sewage blockages.
SMELLY!

Best, probably a pilot.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Pilots are just glorified cabbies.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:16, Reply)

what's wrong with smelly cab drivers?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Good one, Monts.
Sandwich shops up and down the country are doing extra business as everyone read this thread and thought 'Hmm...think I'll go out for lunch today'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)

i has lasagne

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:14, Reply)

I've been told breast is best

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Anglian Home Improvements complaint centre call handler
Trust me

Alt: Footballer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:28, Reply)

I've saved b3ta with a news link.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:32, Reply)

well this IS good
worst job? anything repetitive. data entry, spreadsheets, typing lists, that kind of shit. or maybe being the twat who stands there with the red and green lollipops at roadworks.

alt: tramp blow, clearly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)

I would like to apologise for this, the second shittest thread of all time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:26, Reply)