stolen from /talk for the lols
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/04/messages-toll-chris-huhne-relationship-son
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:42, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

CH: "Happy Christmas. Love you, Dad."

PH: "Well I hate you, so fuck off."
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:44, Reply)

CH: "Well I'm proud and I love you, Dad."

PH: "Leave me alone, you have no place in my life and no right to be proud. It's irritating that you don't seem to take the point. You are such an autistic piece of shit. Don't contact me again you make me feel sick
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I reckon he's an anxy little shit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)

If I was his brother I would batter the shit out of him.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Gonz, you couldn't batter a piece of haddock.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)

+ Captain

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)

It's quite funny
But at the same time incredibly sad.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:45, Reply)

PH: "Don't text me you fat piece of shit."

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Ha ha ha. That one wins.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Just like your face.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)

It would be sad if it was someone you knew and liked
but since he's clearly a world class bellend of a politician, it's incredibly funny.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:53, Reply)

The breakdown of any family is sad regardless of what you may think about his politics

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Al is all about the politics.
Silly, ill thought out student politics mind you.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:57, Reply)

No it isn't.
Especially if it was yours.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Lol imagine if he was so sad he killed himself!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Stocks in KFC would reach an all time high

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:59, Reply)

This seems pretty overly agresssive, peter is the innocent victim in all of this
and if you think that this family tragedy, which has destroyed his relationship with his father and will probably affect him for the rest of his life , is funny then I'm surprised and disappointed in you AL.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)

You're not really surprised and disappointed. You already knew Al's a prick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1846170
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I was very pleased to see that on the popular page last week.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:02, Reply)

as was I

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:04, Reply)

I love it when people try to occupy the moral high ground on here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I ma without sin and thus free to occupy any ground I like

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Your ma is a fucking slag.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)

It would only be funnier if Peter was actually filming himself while cutting his arms while he wrote the text messages
and that video was released by The Sun which lead to Chris Hune having a complete mental breakdown and running across Lambeth Bridge in his just his underpants before being hit by a concrete truck.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I didn't know you could make trucks out of concrete

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)

They are hard to move around after about 2 hours.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I think he is a whinging cunt.
I am surprised it took him until he was 18 to figure out that his Dad is a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)

surprised it took him until he was 18 to figure out that his Dad is
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:05, Reply)

STOTD.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Hahahahahahahaha.
*strikethroughlols*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:08, Reply)

roffle

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Politicians are cunts who tell lies. Who knew?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Well yes, that was kind of my point.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:56, Reply)

*Copy over from Facebook*
All this over a sodding speeding fine.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I think this is more about a teenager's reaction to the breakdown of his parents' marriage.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)

lolariously!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)