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" This bill in no way makes a requirement of faithfulness from same-sex couples. In fact, it does the opposite.

In a heterosexual marriage a couple can divorce for adultery, and adultery is if you have sex with a member of the opposite sex. In a heterosexual marriage a couple vow to forsake all others ... A gay couple have no obligation to make that vow [to faithfulness] because they do not have to forsake all others because they cannot divorce for adultery. There is no requirement of faithfulness. And if there is no requirement of faithfulness, what is a marriage?"

Nadine Dorries is a twat.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:47, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah and you can't divorce someone for having a gay affair.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

T W A T

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Oh so you've met Chompy?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)

:(((((((((((

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:12, Reply)

You needed some further confirmation of the fact she's a twat?

Actually, I dunno who it was, some Etonian backbencher I think, raised the twat bar to new and epic heights on the radio on this one yesterday. Something like "Marriage has been an insitution between one man and one woman for hundreds of years, and as a government, who are we to consider we have the rights to change such an insitution?"

Erm, you're the fucking government. Changing stuff is what you are FOR, you feckless prick.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Every fucking time one of those cunts starts talking they all say "I'm not against gay people"
It's the new "I'm not a racist but..."
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:55, Reply)

You should totally kick their wing mirrors off.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:56, Reply)

I would, but they get taxis everywhere.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Y'know with all this poo talk, I'd forgotten all about the alts.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)

well,
as you see, I hadn't.
What is the vegetarian hippy stance in all this? Remember, you are speaking on behalf of your people.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Some cliched bollocks about 'any kind of love being alright'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Wouldn't want them living next door to me, mind.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Alice?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:58, Reply)

he would answer
but by now tangles will be so weak from the lack of proper food the screen will be blurry
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Yes, yes she is. A massive fucking twat.
The second-best thing about this bill being passed will be hearing the excuses various fuckknuckles in the Commons give for selective prejudice.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:02, Reply)

I think they deserve to be as miserable as the rest of us fannymagnets.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:03, Reply)

My only objection to gay marriage is that it will lead to gay divorce
and THAT is going to get bitchy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:04, Reply)

quote your sources

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:05, Reply)

"Tomatoes, Malt Vinegar (from Barley), Molasses, Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Spirit Vinegar, Sugar, Dates, Modified Cornflour, Rye Flour, Salt, Spices, Flavourings, Tamarind"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:09, Reply)

This is a shit joke.
Sorry everyone.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:09, Reply)

You know what to do...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:10, Reply)

*Heinz over the pun-baton*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:10, Reply)

And i have already told you to get to fuck sunshine
divvinie make me drive over there
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Blah, blah, sugar, more sugar, blah, actual sugar, blah, blah, blah.

( Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Thanks "Def Leppard"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Steve Gribbin, Glastonbury 2007, IIRC

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Ah I think I first heard
Jimmy Carr using that line
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:11, Reply)

I reckon Carr nicked it
Because if it happens the other way round, the poor cunt who no-one's ever heard of gets heckled to fuck
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Am I reading this correctly?
Say for example I was married to an actual woman and not to my Princess Leia RealDoll. If I bummed an actual man (and not my Han Solo RealDoll), my actual female wife couldn't legally divorce me for adultery according to this columnist?
( Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:05, Reply)

according to an MP kroney, nadine dorries is an MP.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:07, Reply)

You're going to tell me she's not in some sideline nuthouse party like the BNP as well, aren't you.

( Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:10, Reply)

She is sort of a Tory
but given that they've withdrawn the whip, she's kind of not really any party.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:12, Reply)

She's a jungle cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:13, Reply)

She's Goldie?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:14, Reply)

G
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Heyyy, BK. Long time!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:17, Reply)

How do!
Yeah been a while. I spotted this thread on arse-spraying mayhem and couldn't resist.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:18, Reply)

You can't teach it, mate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Too true.
How's yourself?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Oi oi Keloid. Alright?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Not bad mate, you?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:23, Reply)

In the pub. So good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:26, Reply)

YO BK MY MAIN NIGGAH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:13, Reply)

Pretty good knockers, for her age.

( Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:15, Reply)

this is true
See also:
Gillian Taylforth in the papers today.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Obg

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)

obg?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Old but good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:26, Reply)

*notes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:31, Reply)

It's old but gold.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:56, Reply)

What Al said.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:16, Reply)