peanut butter with jam is vomit inducing.
Maybe already mentioned above, I didn't read it all sorry.

Teach it that the proper way to address a member of parliament is "pleasure to meet you, Mr. Pantsonfire"

Altalt. I am capable of cutting my own toenails, washing my own hair, trimming my own pubes and all else involved in looking and smelling this good.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:01, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

quite right!
It needs to be jelly or it just doesn't work.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:03, Reply)

jelly?
Cold dessert in a sandwich?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:09, Reply)

y'see this is a common misconception
Jelly is not american for jam, it's a related but different product, main difference being lack of actual chunks of fruit (think of Bramble jelly) we have Jelly and they have jam it's just that they mostly use the former and we the latter.

so now you know.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)

and we call your jelly jello but either way its disgusting

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:27, Reply)

yep and this, in many ways makes more sense the the way we do it
having 2 different things called the same.

don't get me wrong, I'm still all about the yank-hate, but I like it to be intelligent and for good reason.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:35, Reply)

pb and j sounds perfect right now

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:04, Reply)

I can't eat it,
The smell of peanut butter is enough to make leave a room, add jam to it and I'm panel 3 of SBP.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:07, Reply)

i just had one it was shamazing

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Well peanut butter is disgusting anyway

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:09, Reply)

correct.
Alright Theo.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:10, Reply)

alright WP
glad there's another human being out there disgusted by this brown sweet shit
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Horrible stuff.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:10, Reply)

TRUTH

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:14, Reply)

whaaaaaaaaaaaat!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:13, Reply)

WELL PEANUT BUTTER IS DISGUSTING ANYWAY

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:14, Reply)

I don't like correcting men of your wealth and knowledge so lets agree to disagree

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:16, Reply)

It's ok we don't have to pretend
No-one really likes peanut butter, it's just for show, it's 'cool' to enjoy it
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)

its fucking delicious

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:19, Reply)

It looks like poo and tastes nothing like peanuts and smells of poo

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:20, Reply)

it looks like baby poo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Hang on, are you sure you haven't been eating poo by mistake?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT POO TASTES LIKE

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)

wait did he edit or did I read that wrong

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:23, Reply)

I don't know man but I fucking love peanut butter so I'm witcha.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Freak.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Don't you like satay?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Nope.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Well then I don't think we can be friends any more.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)

FINE.
Then you'll miss out on the meaty goodness from my tandoor when I get it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Is this gay slang?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:34, Reply)

n
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:43, Reply)

FINE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:43, Reply)

* slams door *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:45, Reply)

no-one likes peanut butter
you can all stop trying to troll me now
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I get through a large jar of it every two weeks man, se'sly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I didn't know you had a dog

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:27, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Why, it's Theosophical Banjax everyone!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Alright Monty ....Boyce
Yeah I went there
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Well there's no need for that kind of abuse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I'm going to lunch now

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

peanut butter sandwiches yeah?
Good choice, brah.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:44, Reply)