Well, this is going extremely well.
I see Morrissey isn't well. I'd really like it if he died.

Who would YOU like to die?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:03, 153 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

My sister-in-law
Purely for phoning late at night and waking me up last night.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:06, Reply)

I'm not sure I want anyone to die.
But if someone has to die, it would help me long term when my mother-in-law goes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:07, Reply)

I bet you fucking love The Smiths doncha.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I don't mind them, but they kind of passed me by at the time on account of me being so young and all.
I think their best album is probably The Best of the Smiths.
What I really don't get is all the Johnny Marr worship, his guitar playing has never really stood out for me and he seems like a right Gallgher prick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Innit, nothing more than a competent session player.
Plus, as you say, a prick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:13, Reply)

His new single is truely dire
and yet Xfm and their ilk have basically spunked themselves in excitement
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:14, Reply)

I can't listen to commercial radio.
All that inanity makes me want to smash things up.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:15, Reply)

My favourite is when they have a guy and "girl next door" doing banter and playing off on the differences between men and women

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:19, Reply)

That sounds ghastly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:21, Reply)

You. You cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:10, Reply)

I wonder if he'll be the first of his gang to die.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Do you want to be in his gang?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Wooh-yeah!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:12, Reply)

the weather bird on BBC breakfast, she's too jolly first thing in the morning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Scutland one?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:15, Reply)

yes.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:17, Reply)

You would think with being a McScotch she'd be able to fucking pronounce it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:18, Reply)

She is an arsehole.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:15, Reply)

yes.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:17, Reply)

I agree with Nakkers

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:47, Reply)

ITS SERIOUS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:14, Reply)

there's a few cunts on here i'd happily put out of their misery with a shovel
morning all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:16, Reply)

*SPANG*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:16, Reply)

that would be a frying pan wouldn't it?
a shovel would make more of a dull soggy thud.

i think.

i've never tried it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Monty has.
He loves hitting spades.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:23, Reply)

my brother refers to "chase the ace" as
"hunt the black cunt".

i am sure we're not really related. one of us was adopted.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Your sig has made me lol.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:26, Reply)

i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm177/rachelswipe/DARK_zpsf75950c5.jpg

it's clearly not ginger. ner.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Photoshopped.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)

that'd be the same photoshop i used in real life when you MET me
you colour blind buffoon...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)

to be fair to Battered your hair was a long way away

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:39, Reply)

*insert inevitable pube joke here*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)

*fires up paint*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)

i'm telling dad

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:38, Reply)

I also know that as "hunt the cunt"
maybe I'm your brother
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:26, Reply)

hai bert

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:32, Reply)

China
Free up some space.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Don't push too far

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:41, Reply)

The Yorkshire Batman?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Morning Boyce,
I had a little giggle to myself this morning, as I walked past a fat lady and a packet of bourbons just appeared to fall out of her. I don't know why I found it so funny, but she glared at me. Stupid fat woman.

I'd like whoever the new Pope is to die within a couple of days, as I really enjoy footage of smoke rising from rooftops, and it would provide me another afternoon of ripping entertainment.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)

I thought they were supposed to be jolly?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:43, Reply)

o e
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:45, Reply)

I should have told her I'd report her to the fat controller for not being jolly enough.
Or do you mean the Pope?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Oh, fat folks
I can't imagine the Pope being all that jolly...Catholicism isn't normally known for its joy.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)

you know I was raised Catholic, was an altar boy, church every Sunday, and you know what, I don't ever remember a priest making a joke.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)

*awaits avalanche of windy pig was abused jokes*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)

oh do grow up nakers,
Paedophilia is so over as a joke basis, we're on to horse burgers for at least 6 months now, unless morrisey dies, then we might move on to smiths puns briefly.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Q: When do you want Morrisey to die?
A: How soon is now?

Haha...because, you know.. .the song an' that.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)

its this sort of thing that is the reason you were the number 1 poster in 2012

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Thanks hun x x x

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:17, Reply)

See? Humourless bunch, they are
Father Ted is a gross misrepresentation of the priesthood.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)

terrifying that it was ever broadcast really.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)

It would be banned now

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Morning all
I heard a rumour that Swipey Dyed
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:41, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Look, look everyone, hartely's dun a funny!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:43, Reply)

i don't think we know one another well enough for you to call me swipey
it's ma'am or lady swipe to the likes of you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)

No one. The best revenge is living well Monty, you know that
That being said, I REALLY hate Danny Dyer. I'd like to kick him until he's almost dead.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I thought he was dead.
That's put a downer on my day.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Would it make you happy if I killed him?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I think we should do it together, we can hold hands over his still twitching corpse.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:02, Reply)

That sounds great

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Thanks everyone.
That's a wrap.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Well thanks Derek B

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:28, Reply)

NEW THREAD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:26, Reply)