Gonz, I'm entirely with you.
However, just remember, there are probably people who think exactly the same about all the pug shit and food pictures you post. Just sayin', mate.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:57, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

yes.
there are
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:59, Reply)

There are probably people who hate my tendecy to re-post Daily Mash articles
Probably they sit around going "for fuck's sake badger, if I wanted to see that I'd just go to the daily mash, you fucker"

They're humourless cunts, of course, but I'm sure they are still there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:00, Reply)

well I think the think is peeps is all different
so you have to put up with people postying stuff you don't like.

or unfriend them

and then watch a dull stream of people posting the same shit as you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:08, Reply)

To be fair, it's people posting pug shit on my wall, not me posting pug shit. Maybe once every other month i'd do it myself.
But yeah', fair play 'bout the food.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:01, Reply)

The defence would be it's stuff you did yourself (the food)
rather than reposting any old shit (the Victorian pictures)

But everyone will have something that winds them up. Like Kroney says, what can you, delete everyone?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:02, Reply)

I swear to God I'm going to start deleting all the breeders I know.
Fucking hell. OK, a picture to introduce the kid, but when every other post is about "my little princess" it makes me want to rage murder their entire family with hammers.

So yeah, I have anger issues.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:05, Reply)

We don't really do that, mainly as it's weird having Mark Zuckerberg wanking over your kids pictures
but also it's annoying
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Get your own issue. Anger's MY gig.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)

he has issues of Quel Voiture? magazine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:08, Reply)

People who refer to their daughters as 'princesses' are common as muck
And as such should be tossed around a farmyard with a big fucking rake.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:08, Reply)

This one certainly is.
She named her kid after, I assume, Ava Gardner. Which I used to think was a nice name until I heard her say it. Ay-VAR. In a horrible, nasal West London.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:10, Reply)

I recommend you cease all contant immediately in case it's catching.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

I will always pronounce it EH-ver, as I'm not a horrible prole.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)

There are kids at one of the classes my daughter goes to called Atticus and Arlo.
Queens Park wankers.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:19, Reply)

The most honestly-named football team ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:21, Reply)

That beats both Rupert AND Jessica into a cocked hat.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:21, Reply)

A fantastic mental image

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:23, Reply)

Those are so 2004.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:24, Reply)

Oh, good.
As I actually quite like the name Jessica.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:26, Reply)

says the man that bought a castle for his daughter

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:10, Reply)

I also bought her 'Wind in the Willows' and I don't call her Mr fucking Toad either.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:12, Reply)

Pub lol.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:13, Reply)

if i had a daughter I'd call her a toad
Just to keep her in check
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:13, Reply)

That's sexist
He could have got the castle so she could practice being a crusader-era knight.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:14, Reply)

it's a fair point

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)

or a plague riddled corpse
like her father
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)

This is exactly why.
She once asked me if we could play 'knights and kills' and loves my (real) swords as well as her toy ones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:17, Reply)

"He's a little angel"
*small boys in background is setting fire to the dog*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

"He's a cute angle"
*small boy standing at 30°*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)

Two of my close friends, who are (were) genuinely sound, fun people
started a facebook account for their rugrat the second it was born.

I mean, for actual fucks sake. What is wrong with people?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:09, Reply)

I can only diagnose that they are fuck wits, I'm sorry but there is no other answer
they'll look back and realise what pricks they are
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

Hammers, Badge. The answer is hammers.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

The answer is hammers WAY too often these days, mate.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:13, Reply)

Nothing a fucking scalpel to the windpipe won't cure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:12, Reply)

yeah.
I know. They are really great people otherwise. But I think you might be right, for the good of humanity.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)

Because people are blissfully unaware that no one gives two shits about their kids except them
I fucking hate people with children, no offence to anyone here. I don't bang on about my kids for this exact reason...NO ONE CARES!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:18, Reply)

You'd never catch me banging on about mine.


Hang on....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:20, Reply)

Different
It's all the "Little Jimmy said something SOOOOOO funny the other day, wait a minute, I've got a 10 minute video on my phone of him spouting some utter bollocks that won't mean anything to you"
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:22, Reply)

it is hard not to, as they take up so much of your time/consciousness

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:24, Reply)

Mine sure does
It'll be two months a week Friday, not counting the 15 mins in which I got strangled.

:o((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:26, Reply)

yeah sorry about that, didn't mean to rub it in.
you know I'm rooting for ya!*

obvious strikethrough alert!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:28, Reply)

I know, I know.
Sorry to bang on about it so much.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:31, Reply)

don't be silly, I'd be devastated if i was you; i totes understand

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:34, Reply)

i do care about me close friends kids as i tend to know them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:25, Reply)

I care about them to a degree, but I don't need to hear about every tiny little thing
And it is EVERYTHING.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:26, Reply)

Yeah' man, exactly.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:06, Reply)

Yes you can.
And your own account.

People are cunts and they should all fuck off, and, preferably, die.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Course you can, or simple block all updates from the fuckwits

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)

yeah, I dop this with people I want to stay in touch with and not actually offend
but who post utter drivel 99% of the time.

usually about football.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

I have some good friends who occasionally post stupid things.
I find a far better solution is not to get irrationally annoyed about words and pictures on a computer screen, like a well-adjusted grown up.

Except when people start facebook accounts for their babies. That shit justifies maiming.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)