New thread time,
Tell me a joke about your favourite b3tan. Or a b3tan you'd like to bully.

What's Broadsword's favourite harbour town in France? Brest.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:01, 65 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You know in how you see in some pornos women who "Squert", but they're like a hoes pipe with someone playing a prank by making a kink in it until you look down then they unkink it, every minute for about 20 seconds or soo.
What's that all about? How'd they do that?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:18, Reply)

A 'hoes pipe' is my new favourite Gonzoism.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:19, Reply)

Hah, but how'd they make 'em do that? There isn't that much liquid in the body I thought.
They must get well thursty afterwards, proper dyhydrated. Well, one of them anyway, not the other one, she was practaclly drowning.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:25, Reply)

why were you watching-
you know what? let's not go there!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:28, Reply)

Ad break between C4 and E4 hollyoaks, innit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:29, Reply)

A question for Gonz. Do you get any at all now that Sexface has moved out?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:29, Reply)

The only reason I didn't get any when he was living with me...
... was because I found the prospect of his bunkbed collapsing with him and a girl on top too funny to pass up a potential opertunity to hear the crash.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:36, Reply)

I bet you totally saw Lampito's minge though, right?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:41, Reply)

Apparently she can make it wink and do the eyebrow thing like on the cadburie's advert.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:42, Reply)

apparently it's a thing some women do, I've not met one that does mind.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:31, Reply)

i have just one friend who does it
she said the first time was awfully shocking.

i said please don't tell me shit like that EVER again.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:38, Reply)

I've never seen it happen in real life.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:42, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/talent/post980042
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:46, Reply)

how do i unclick?
how?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:59, Reply)

EmVee. To both.
I'd be heartbroken if he fucked off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:21, Reply)

He's now claiming on QOTW to have been a prefect at school.
C.S.B. If I'm not mistaken.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:26, Reply)

Ah now, he's exactly the sort of over-puffed-up, pompous, woman hating manchild prick to have gone to the sort of school that still has prefects.
Consider the evidence: makes degrading porn, obsession with toys, white man's dreads.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:28, Reply)

my school had prefects :(
i wasn't allowed to be one because of all the terribly rebellious things i did. like wearing mascara at the age of 18.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:30, Reply)

Ahahahahaha, prefects.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:32, Reply)

See?
And you like blokes shitting on you. These schools BREED perversion.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:32, Reply)

i wouldn't say i LIKED it
but he was pissing in my mouth at the time, so i couldn't really.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:37, Reply)

If they tap you on the head beforehand, it's curtious.
If they tap you on the head afterwards, it's partronising.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:53, Reply)

mine too.
Mine also had 'house prefects' who made sure lights were out etc. I wasn't a prefect either.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:33, Reply)

we even had a proctor

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:38, Reply)

we didn't.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:41, Reply)

I've always imagined those were doctors that specialised in prostates

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:52, Reply)

this one specialised in telling schoolgirls that coloured bras weren't acceptable under white shirts
and that sort of vital thing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:00, Reply)

r +logist.

Wow, that's a committed school.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:57, Reply)

Fancy that, Bartleby pops up to talk about shoving things up kids arses.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:08, Reply)

Have you heard Example's really really creepy peado sex-pest song about girl's schools?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUro_YkFMes

She had me when she said El (?), you know my legs spread well.
At school I wasn't a prefect but they called me the head girl.
..... blah blah blah .....
look at her, she's 16 in a mink coat,
little would you know she's proffient at deep throat
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:41, Reply)

no
i saw him at v and he didn't sing THAT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:00, Reply)

What about his one that makes light of date-raping women and then turns it around into scamming them for a bed for the night?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGyEWNJVWhk
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:06, Reply)

I have absolutly no idea why I felt the need to point out how creepy he is.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:19, Reply)

Because no one else listens to him so would even notice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:35, Reply)

It will have only been a minor public school. Surrey accountants don't earn as much as people think.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:33, Reply)

My old prep school became an olds people home.
If I live long enough I may end up full circle & back there.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:09, Reply)

You'll look forward to the buggery this time though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:34, Reply)

what, because some of them aren't jokes by themselves?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:27, Reply)

I am completely serious and not laughable in the slightest.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:29, Reply)

Aye?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:06, Reply)

I am a very serious individual

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:31, Reply)

very serious individual

Bent spastic.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:34, Reply)

Evening sweet cheeks, I am off to make beef bourginon in a min

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:38, Reply)

I've got pork belly in the oven.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:39, Reply)

It's a prossie tit isnt it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:40, Reply)

I might be able to out ponce both of youwith the red burmese pork stew I've got in the oven
But only if you don't look it up and see all it is is pork and chilli heated for a while
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:50, Reply)

What makes the pork burmese?
Is it good friends with Darth?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:58, Reply)

powercut this side of York.
Sad times.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:41, Reply)

You prolly run out of coal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:43, Reply)

Evening.
I have no jokes. I am old and tedious.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:12, Reply)

I also have no jokes. I am more older (sick) and tediouser (sick) than you.

So be happy.

Give the dog a bone. (No euphamemias implied.)
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:27, Reply)

And saggy

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Very tall, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:31, Reply)

I'm younger than you are, shortarse.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:38, Reply)

Amorous Badger went to his doctor and said,
'I've got a tiny penis, is there anything you can do to help?'

The doctor said,'Try a fat lass, they're usually not too fussy.'
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:32, Reply)

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(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:33, Reply)

Is it new, new thread time yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Go on then.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:08, Reply)