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So, Lighty's spending tonight crying and wanking.What are YOUR romantic plans?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 7:57,
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A quiet meal at home for the two if us, dependent on micro Battered going to sleep at a reasonable time. Hopefully followed by some sex.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:06,
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man, married life sounds amazing. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:08,
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Good morning, young master Winnipeg.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:13,
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and a good day to you to Sir Montington of Boyce. Any news from the front lines?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:19,
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I am meeting my solicitor in the City at 3pm.In other news it seems I qualify for legal aid so mediation will be free. Lucky really as each session is £200. The assessment alone was £120.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:25,
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well that's good. Any word from the enemy?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:30,
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Only a letter to my solicitor saying that she refused to deal with my nominated mediator.She then blanked four calls from her.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:42,
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Oh man, Battered's being zinged by EMV and *ingofyr*b3ta.com/questions/thenaughtystep/post1862742
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:43,
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Oh man.Gutted. They've got me. Big style.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:45,
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Those two zingmeisters should be knighted for services to wit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:54,
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It's coming to something when the good news in your life is that you are now poor enough to qualify for legal aid.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:37,
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If I wasn't me, I'd envy myself and that's for sure.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:41,
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Actually I think it kind of isWill save thousands just because she's a stupid and possibly psychotic cunt
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:46,
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Do you think his bad AIDS will affect his legal aid?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:50,
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You dirty nonce.Waiting for your daughter to go to sleep first.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:09,
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Harder for them to say no.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:11,
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Also: do you REALLY fuck dogs?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:11,
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I've already answered this.It was a no.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:12,
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You just toss them off doncha.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:13,
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To be fair MontsHe does give them a little kiss afterwards.It makes it more romantic
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He's the Andrew Luster of Kilburn sorry Queen's Park.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:13,
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Max Factor heir and serial drug-rapist.(◉‿◉)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:14,
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With a step-ladder.(◉‿◉)
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:15,
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Frank says to say 'could someone please tell Battered I'm very very sorry indeed if I have inadvertently upset him and I promise I'll never ever do it ever again'
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:32,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:35,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1863385
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:38,
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LIC has his OKcupid account now.I bet he is beating the super models away from his Honda Accord as we speak.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:11,
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Going round Lighty's with a packet of digestives, a handkerchief and a whole world of possibilities.(◉‿◉)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:11,
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You're even more sick than I thought you were.And I didn't think that was possible.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:15,
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Is this your way of saying you think you might not make it to Lighty's til about 8?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:18,
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Don't forget: digestives, yeah?Those rich tea were a fucking disaster last time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:22,
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I'd love a good crywank tonight, but unfortunately my wife will be there and her disdainful glare puts me off my stroke.So I'll be rehearsing instead.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:34,
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Practice makes perfect.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:48,
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What a fucking selfish bitch.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:43,
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That cow ruins all my fun :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:47,
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Don't worry m8- plenty of room for you round Lighty's!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:51,
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We're going out tomorrow insteadHaving a couple of friends over for supper tonight instead, where there will be beef bourgingon, cheese, port and NO SWINGING
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:46,
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I didn't realise that was the deal.I'm not coming now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:48,
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See if you hadn't pointed that out, nobody would have noticedNow we know who your guests are
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:50,
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Oscar Pistorius and his GF?Oh.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:51,
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Let's face it, he's fucked when it hits court.He hasn't got a leg to stand on.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:53,
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He'll be relying on the Legless Defence fo' sho'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:57,
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Going to restaurants on Valentine's Day is excruciating.My dad and I agreed 'never again'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:50,
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2 sittings, ridiculous set menus, high prices and rushed staff, it's the perfect date!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:53,
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And if you're really lucky, some gaylord playing a guitar and a gyppo flogging roses.I've encountered both of these in places which really should have known better ie not Nando's.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:58,
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Did someone say they needed a gaylord playing a guitar?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:59,
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I'm going to go to sleep with a loaded gun and wait for my girlfriend to suprise me.(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:52, Reply)
Has anyone watched The 4400?Is it any good?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:52,
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No, noNo, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:56,
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is your sig the name of some faffy indie band?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:03,
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oh yeah sorryalso '...no lyrics'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:04,
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I liked the idea of it, and the first series is at least watchable, but good? I'm afraid not. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:03,
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