Thank you Nakers for the highly amusing and original tribute of using my username & adding a full stop to it.
Would someone please send me some industrial strength tape? I need to put my sides back together.

EDIT: Congratulations to Nakers on becoming Badmons Dukaz
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:38, 44 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1863840
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Now THAT is an excellent username.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:46, Reply)

now that thread makes no sense :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)

I never really bonded with Naked Ape and it has so many negative connatations i feel this could be a clean sheet for me, a fresh start if you like

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Out of the ashes of the burnt Ape flies the fiery phoenix that is Badmons Dukaz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Now the terrible bullying can stop \o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)

I'm going to have to stop being so mean
I mean, Nakers was a spastic, but this Badmons Dukaz sounds well tough.
( Kroney, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)

NAILS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Recognize!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)

I hear ya brah.
I ain't fuckin with Badmons, no sir.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Things could have been so different for you if you had been Badmons Dukaz from the start.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)

yeah, well now I'm here to shake things up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Note my new sig.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Yeah you'd better be little man
I'm the boss now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Please don't hit my face! I'm too pretty for that!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 12:01, Reply)

I'll spare you, for now
"take him to my chambers!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 12:02, Reply)

It's a keeper. Very keen on that indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)

BTN!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Much

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Yes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:53, Reply)

He's still a massive bent spastic though.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 12:17, Reply)

I now have Credence Clearwater Revival
as an earworm

Cheers
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

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( Kroney, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:41, Reply)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:45, Reply)

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I feel slightly hypnotised by this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Do you all want to know something well lol?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:48, Reply)

yes*


*no
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Looks like my deposit wasn't protected by any of the deposit protection schemes.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:49, Reply)

that is like well illegal
are you not getting any of it back? I had to go round to a landlords house once and shout at his girlfriend until she paid it back to me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)

I haven't told her that I know yet.
Thinking how to phrase the email.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Write the whole thing in capitals.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)

I was thinking. Writing it in shit, on carpet.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Capitals; the electronic version of green ink.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Pulled the proverbial rug from under your feet

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Pwned.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Oh dear i hope you weren't relying on that money to pay for your new deposit...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Nah, that's all paid.
Relying on it for booze and stuff to be honest.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)

That must have carpeted your day with misery.

( Kroney, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Morning Jeff.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)

i.imgur.com/wAuwF.gif
( Kroney, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I <3 that

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)

That's excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)

((♥)‿(♥))
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 12:24, Reply)

I bet the landlord was hoping to just brush that under the...oh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Nice question bro
Apparently Oscar Pistorious shot his girlfriend FOUR TIMES thinking she was a burglar. Not got a leg to stand on, etc.

Best comment on this saga so far came from one of my colleagues; "He shot his girlfriend? (pause) Has SHE got legs?"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 12:02, Reply)

The burglar story seems to be a red herring
He appears to have a bit of a past for guns and domestic abuse.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 14 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)

He gave her ample warning
'On your marks... Get set....'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 12:16, Reply)

and that's just for starters

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 12:17, Reply)

the press are going to lap this up

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 14 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)

THIS THREAD IS DEAD
NEW THREAD
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)