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	 Good morning.
	Good morning.
 	Looking forward to the weekend? Any plans? I haven't. I was in bed by half nine last night too. Rock AND roll eh? What a load of shit.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:42,
	
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	 Morning Kevin Webster.
	Morning Kevin Webster.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:45,
	
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	 that's me!
	that's me!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:54,
	
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	 I might mail you later. You in work today?
	I might mail you later. You in work today? 
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:56,
	
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	 Jawohl
	Jawohl
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:17,
	
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	 Sup Monty-boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
	Sup Monty-boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
 	How did the 3pm thing go, or should I not ask?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:47,
	
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	 it was good thanks
	it was good thanks
 	Went to meet my solicitor at his super plush offices in the heart of the City. It really brought home to me how heavy duty my artillery is. Thank God (and his agent on earth, Stunned poster) that I'm not having to pay them.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:51,
	
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	 Bring out the big guns.
	Bring out the big guns.
 	So why 9pm bedtime was it sexytime?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:53,
	
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	 No, it was 'out of my fucking brains' time
	No, it was 'out of my fucking brains' time
 	Lusty was working.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:56,
	
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	 So you and Lusty kissed and made up
	So you and Lusty kissed and made up
 	I bet Gonz is gutted
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:59,
	
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	 In bed by half nine. You missed Charlie Brooker's weekly wipe.
	In bed by half nine. You missed Charlie Brooker's weekly wipe.
 	Its like B3ta, but on the telly.
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:16,
	
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	 Charlie Brooker gets paid to do what I spend my life doing for free ie getting annoyed at things
	Charlie Brooker gets paid to do what I spend my life doing for free ie getting annoyed at things
 	Sometimes I think I quite fancy a go at that but then I am reminded that he has to watch shit like Big Brother and I just couldn't.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:19,
	
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	 I can't belive he watches all the things he's angry about.
	I can't belive he watches all the things he's angry about.
 	Just gets a precis from his missus.
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:22,
	
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	 Self-important pricks getting upset about stuff which really, really doesn't matter?
	Self-important pricks getting upset about stuff which really, really doesn't matter?
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:26,
	
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	 + 'Kunt'
	+ 'Kunt'
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:27,
	
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	 + and the gang
	+ and the gang
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:28,
	
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	 Yeah thanks for that HH. Se'sly. THANKS.
	Yeah thanks for that HH. Se'sly. THANKS.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:29,
	
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	 No, I mean it. Thanks so much.
	No, I mean it. Thanks so much.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:29,
	
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	 That's 50% of B3ta, no?
	That's 50% of B3ta, no?
 	
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:30,
	
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	 That's 100% of b3ta.
	That's 100% of b3ta.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:31,
	
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	 I thought so,
	I thought so, 
 	
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:32,
	
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	 98.5%
	98.5%
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:32,
	
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	 not really,
	not really, 
 	Glad that up there the solicitor meeting has made you feel a little more confident.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:20,
	
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	 I'm not fighting this alone and I was very much reminded of that.
	I'm not fighting this alone and I was very much reminded of that.
 	If I'm still getting nowhere by this time next week then we start to kick off big time.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:22,
	
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	 I'm very happy to punch anyone in the throat if it will help. But I'll be honest, my legal help is amateur at best.
	I'm very happy to punch anyone in the throat if it will help. But I'll be honest, my legal help is amateur at best. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:25,
	
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	 Well it's nice to know you're there, all the same x
	Well it's nice to know you're there, all the same x
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:27,
	
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	 Swipey, give WP his login back.
	Swipey, give WP his login back.
 	
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:31,
	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:35,
	
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	 HAHA!
	HAHA! 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:35,
	
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	 Morning.
	Morning.
 	I always look forward to the weekends. 
My plans are, as always, far too tedious to discuss at length on here, but I hope to include a little 'rock' and perhaps a touch of 'roll' somewhere along the way.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:33,
	
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	 can I suggest a spliff in the bath? its lovely.
	can I suggest a spliff in the bath? its lovely. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:36,
	
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	 Weed was my downfall last night.
	Weed was my downfall last night.
 	Super-strength skunk on top of 8 pints doth not a well Monty make. I am so out of practice it's pathetic.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:39,
	
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	 When will you learn?
	When will you learn?
 	Always start with a smoke.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:39,
	
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	 That wasn't possible
	That wasn't possible
 	I went to the pub from my solicitors and drank two pints, then met my pal in a different pub and had two more THEN went back to his with cans, I'd had 5 beers before any weed and was fucking ruined after two joints. Then my fucking mum rang up to ask about how things went with the solicitor.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:49,
	
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	 Lightweight.
	Lightweight.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:52,
	
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	 Mums have an amazing ability to do that, which is why I never answer
	Mums have an amazing ability to do that, which is why I never answer
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:55,
	
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	 I had to.
	I had to.
 	I promised to tell her how I got on, not answering was simply impossible.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:57,
	
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	 It's many years since I have been able to indulge such pleasures.
	It's many years since I have been able to indulge such pleasures.
 	My smoking is confined to the outside nowadays.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:39,
	
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	 me too normally, but ladypig relented last night.
	me too normally, but ladypig relented last night. 
 	It really is lovely.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:41,
	
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	 Unfortunately Mrs tangle must not find out that I am still smoking.
	Unfortunately Mrs tangle must not find out that I am still smoking.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:42,
	
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	 I bet she does know.
	I bet she does know. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:49,
	
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	 Well smokers do tend to absolutely reek.
	Well smokers do tend to absolutely reek.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:50,
	
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	 We had a spliff a couple of months back watching a movie in the house as it was snowing too heavily to go out,
	We had a spliff a couple of months back watching a movie in the house as it was snowing too heavily to go out, 
 	And the smell in the morning in the living room was horrid. Horrid horrid.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:53,
	
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	 Smoking has been forbidden in my flat for about a year: since my kid started visiting.
	Smoking has been forbidden in my flat for about a year: since my kid started visiting.
 	It is so much nicer since I imposed that rule.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:55,
	
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	 We have the odd spliff in the house on special occasions, but you're right, it is a lot nicer without.
	We have the odd spliff in the house on special occasions, but you're right, it is a lot nicer without. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:56,
	
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	 there was a "flashmob" in Oxford yesterday, I've just had a look at the video,
	there was a "flashmob" in Oxford yesterday, I've just had a look at the video, 
 	And as far as I understand a flashmob, you all sort of appear as if from no where, do something daft to make your point, and dissappear. 
This flashmob seemed to be a bunch of women wearing pink milling about by the monument, then doing some frankly bizarre dance for a bit, milling about some more, occasionally waving the odd placard, then one of them gets out a flask of tea. Surely that's more of a gathering than a flashmob?
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:52,
	
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	 Flashmobs are the ultimate expression of waqqi cuntitude
	Flashmobs are the ultimate expression of waqqi cuntitude
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:53,
	
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	 correct, but I still say that it was not a flashmob, I mean, add in some cake and it's a WI open morning.
	correct, but I still say that it was not a flashmob, I mean, add in some cake and it's a WI open morning. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:55,
	
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	 Probably jumping on the "Harlem Shake" bandwagon
	Probably jumping on the "Harlem Shake" bandwagon 
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:53,
	
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	 harlem shake?
	harlem shake? 
 	As far as I could tell they were all "rising" about something. Whatever the point was, it wasn't very clear at all.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:57,
	
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	 Another shit thing to forced down our throats
 	www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/style-blog/wp/2013/02/14/is-it-any-wonder-the-harlem-shake-went-viral/
	Another shit thing to forced down our throats
 	www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/style-blog/wp/2013/02/14/is-it-any-wonder-the-harlem-shake-went-viral/
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:59,
	
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	 Ah, you see, what that was, was a 'gashmob'.
	Ah, you see, what that was, was a 'gashmob'.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:55,
	
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	 or "Friday night" as swipey calls it when the rugby team pop over
	or "Friday night" as swipey calls it when the rugby team pop over
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:02,
	
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	 Can someone punch his hangover in the ear please?
	Can someone punch his hangover in the ear please?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:52,
	
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	 Morning badmons,
	Morning badmons, 
 	MTFU.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:54,
	
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	 Punch it yourself, you fucking hardnut.
	Punch it yourself, you fucking hardnut.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:56,
	
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	 Surely Badmons Dukaz does not suffer with hangovers?
	Surely Badmons Dukaz does not suffer with hangovers?
 	Do hangovers not suffer with Badmons Dukaz?
Come on Nakers, you've got a new made-up reputation to live up to here.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:58,
	
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	 It's ok I'm better now, i have a bacon bagle
	It's ok I'm better now, i have a bacon bagle
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:59,
	
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	 he really is WTN.
	he really is WTN. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:59,
	
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	 Lamb chop update:
	Lamb chop update:
 	Very good. Even thought the recipe I tried burned my hands while making it, it needs another load of chilli to make it Tayaabs hot.
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	 Did you use the recipe you linked to?
	Did you use the recipe you linked to?
 	And if so could you link it again please?
How long did you marinade for? I am 'home alone' again tonight and have a house full of chillies.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 8:59,
	
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	 This one 
 	lizzieeatslondon.blogspot.co.uk/2009/01/indian-spiced-lamb-chops.html
	This one 
 	lizzieeatslondon.blogspot.co.uk/2009/01/indian-spiced-lamb-chops.htmlAbout 30 hours marinating, but it can be done for 6 days apparently.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:01,
	
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	 My local place does this whole leg of lamb (obviously I haven't tried it)
 	sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/295309_511466905572338_1982417394_n.jpg
	My local place does this whole leg of lamb (obviously I haven't tried it)
 	sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/295309_511466905572338_1982417394_n.jpg
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:02,
	
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	 Thanks a lot man
	Thanks a lot man
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:03,
	
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	 Was on on the side of you hand?
	Was on on the side of you hand?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:00,
	
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	 Pardon?
	Pardon?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:03,
	
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	 It was leading up to a Lamb chop side burn Ref.
 	Sulks
	It was leading up to a Lamb chop side burn Ref.
 	Sulks
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:11,
	
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	 Oh well that makes perfect sense then.
	Oh well that makes perfect sense then.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:13,
	
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	 this should go in QOTW
	this should go in QOTW
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:06,
	
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	 I think I'm gonna go with 'mildly interesting', personally.
	I think I'm gonna go with 'mildly interesting', personally.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:11,
	
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	 That one registers a strong 'quite interesting' on my MontyNews-o-meter
	That one registers a strong 'quite interesting' on my MontyNews-o-meter
 	What I'm really interested in, is getting a sausage roll. I saw someone eating one earlier and I want one of my own, and soon. I've not eaten since 1:30pm yesterday.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:18,
	
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	 I'm not a fan of sausage rolls.
	I'm not a fan of sausage rolls.
 	I think it's a beard thing.
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	 home made ones are great, nasty cheap greggs hat ones are awful
	home made ones are great, nasty cheap greggs hat ones are awful
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:22,
	
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	 Are you fresh sausage roll from an independant bakers man, or will you settle for a ginsters?
	Are you fresh sausage roll from an independant bakers man, or will you settle for a ginsters?
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:24,
	
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	 I would prefer the former but as this juncture I'd be more than happy with Greggs.
	I would prefer the former but as this juncture I'd be more than happy with Greggs.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:32,
	
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	 I just had a full english
	I just had a full english 
 	I commend it to you, sir.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:31,
	
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	 Just realised that I walked away from our cafe without paying for my bagle and coffee, no one stopped me
	Just realised that I walked away from our cafe without paying for my bagle and coffee, no one stopped me
 	that's how Badmons rolls
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:12,
	
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	 Shut up Nakers
	Shut up Nakers
 	you will always be nakers and you will also be worse than nakers.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:19,
	
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	 And you'll always be a cunt
	And you'll always be a cunt
 	hth xx
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:20,
	
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	 alright Monts?
	alright Monts?
 	Did you see that Tim Dog's dead?
Poor Ken Dodd :'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:15,
	
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	 Is he really?
	Is he really?
 	His 'Bitch With a Perm' is one of the lamest record sleeves of all time.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:18,
	
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	 haha
	haha
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:26,
	
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	 yes
	yes
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:19,
	
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	 That's well shit.
	That's well shit.
 	Cause of death?
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:21,
	
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	 seizure caused by diabetes
	seizure caused by diabetes
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:22,
	
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	 :o(
	:o(
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:23,
	
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	 it's a wake up call for all the fatties on here
	it's a wake up call for all the fatties on here
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:25,
	
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	 Poor Battered :'(
	Poor Battered :'(
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:26,
	
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	 Stunned needs to worry more than me.
	Stunned needs to worry more than me.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:29,
	
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	 My ex needs to worry more than all of you.
	My ex needs to worry more than all of you.
 	YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS she'll probably have Pistorius legs within ten years. And she already shares his love of violence.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:33,
	
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	 Can you not somehow add sugar to her water supply, to hurry things along?
	Can you not somehow add sugar to her water supply, to hurry things along?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:35,
	
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	 Oscar Pistorious eh?
	Oscar Pistorious eh?
 	I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE IN HIS SHOES!!!!!!!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:35,
	
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	 he has a sponsorship deal with nike
	he has a sponsorship deal with nike
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:36,
	
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	 I would like a sponsorship deal with nike
	I would like a sponsorship deal with nike
 	and I'd also like to be a world class sprinter, but I wouldn't want to be a domestic abuser and murderer. So you know, there's good points and bad points.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:38,
	
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	 You might not be a world famous, legless sprinter, Al
	You might not be a world famous, legless sprinter, Al
 	but on the plus side, you're not going to get sent down for the most blatant celebrity murder this side of OJ Simpson.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:44,
	
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	 Then your daughter will have two parents that look like freaks.
	Then your daughter will have two parents that look like freaks.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:36,
	
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	 Ironylolz your wife's a ranga and you're 3'2"!!!!
	Ironylolz your wife's a ranga and you're 3'2"!!!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:37,
	
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	 His kid must essentially be a carrot
	His kid must essentially be a carrot
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:39,
	
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	 Hello everyone.
	Hello everyone. 
 	I'm glad you had an enjoyable night, Monters. Mine wasn't bad either, THANKS FOR ASKING, YOU PRICK.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:26,
	
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	 posh wank eh?
	posh wank eh?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:27,
	
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	 the poshest!
	the poshest!
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:27,
	
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	 Talking of shit, I need one.
	Talking of shit, I need one.
 	
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:27,
	
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	 Yo Bobb-o
	Yo Bobb-o
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:29,
	
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	 Morning, shit-for-brains
	Morning, shit-for-brains
 	Aye, should be good. Weekend away with the missus, then seeing my family for my niece's 1st birthday on Sunday, should be fun!
About midnight for me, I started watching a new series last night, so far, not bad.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:28,
	
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	 Oh yeah, rub it in why don't you that you get to see your niece, you really are something, you know that?
	Oh yeah, rub it in why don't you that you get to see your niece, you really are something, you know that?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:29,
	
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	 So self-centred.
	So self-centred.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:30,
	
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	 He's such a prick.
	He's such a prick.
 	I don't even have a niece!
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:30,
	
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	 :o(
	:o(
 	Fucking hell, what was he thinking? I mean people can be pretty cruel on here, but this takes the piss. I have the number of a good councillor if you need it xx
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:32,
	
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	 I don't know that the council will be much help here tbh.
	I don't know that the council will be much help here tbh.
 	Maybe if this was about refuse collection or planning permission or something, then maybe - but I reckon this lies some way outside their remit.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:35,
	
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	 WHAT DO I PAY MY TAXES FOR!!!
	WHAT DO I PAY MY TAXES FOR!!!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:35,
	
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	 You pay taxes?
	You pay taxes?
 	Oh you ghastly little prole.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:38,
	
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	 My sisters gay, I'll never have a niece :(((
	My sisters gay, I'll never have a niece :(((
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:32,
	
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	 I have four nieces.
	I have four nieces.
 	I'm so sorry Chompy, every day must be painful for you.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:34,
	
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	 Wow, your sister's kind of a whore, huh.
	Wow, your sister's kind of a whore, huh.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:36,
	
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	 officelol
	officelol
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:36,
	
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	 nah, just married for 20 years or so.
	nah, just married for 20 years or so.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:37,
	
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	 Someone might shove a turkey baster full of spunk up her
	Someone might shove a turkey baster full of spunk up her
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:34,
	
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	 Even then it might be a nephew
	Even then it might be a nephew
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:35,
	
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	 Nah, lezzas can only have girls, fact
	Nah, lezzas can only have girls, fact
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:36,
	
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	 that's so homophobic.
	that's so homophobic.
 	You disgust me.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:37,
	
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	 what a wanker.
	what a wanker.
 	You, not AA.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:32,
	
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	 Many zombies in it?
	Many zombies in it?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:29,
	
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	 None whatsoever, happily.
	None whatsoever, happily.
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:34,
	
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	 What is it?
	What is it?
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:39,
	
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	 You won't be interested, Al - apparently there aren't any zombies in it.
	You won't be interested, Al - apparently there aren't any zombies in it.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:40,
	
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	 Oh fuck that shit yo.
	Oh fuck that shit yo.
 	I ain't down with that bullshit.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:43,
	
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	 Psych
	Psych
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:52,
	
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	 How do you feel about me starting a new thread Boyce?
	How do you feel about me starting a new thread Boyce? 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:38,
	
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	 PEW PEW!
	PEW PEW!
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:39,
	
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	 alright two hats.
	alright two hats. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:42,
	
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	 Yeah, Friday innit
	Yeah, Friday innit
 	You?
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:43,
	
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	 I've been sat in the pub since 830,waiting on a beer delivery. This is the latest they've ever been and it's giving me the fear.
	I've been sat in the pub since 830,waiting on a beer delivery. This is the latest they've ever been and it's giving me the fear. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:45,
	
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	 Oh shit
	Oh shit
 	Is there anyone you can call?
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:46,
	
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	 GHOSTBUSTERS!
	GHOSTBUSTERS!
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:48,
	
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	 A pub without beer is just a an unpleasant smelling building.
	A pub without beer is just a an unpleasant smelling building.
 	Like Montys flat.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:46,
	
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	 Not much but I'm stuck with it!!!!!!!!!!
	Not much but I'm stuck with it!!!!!!!!!!
 	WHAT I'VE DONE HERE IS PRETENDED I THOUGHT 'LIKE MONTY'S FLAT' WAS A QUESTION!!!!!
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:47,
	
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	 I GET THIS!!!!!!
	I GET THIS!!!!!!
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:49,
	
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	 Well whilst you two lovebirds have been canoodling here HH has started another one of those shit threads he seems so keen on.
	Well whilst you two lovebirds have been canoodling here HH has started another one of those shit threads he seems so keen on.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:46,
	
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	 bollocks
	bollocks 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:47,
	
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	 I am trembling with anticipation, like a bride on the eve of her wedding.
	I am trembling with anticipation, like a bride on the eve of her wedding.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:40,
	
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	 hh has fucked it up.
	hh has fucked it up. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:46,
	
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	 What a ruiner
	What a ruiner
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:47,
	
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	 God I hate him SO MUCH
	God I hate him SO MUCH
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:48,
	
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	 I ruined his thread
	I ruined his thread
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:50,
	
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	 I clicked every single one.
	I clicked every single one.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:51,
	
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	 so did I
	so did I
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:59,
	
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