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I once drove Baldmonkey to a complete breakdown by getting married.What's your most successful act of trolling?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:12,
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I don't troll. Sorry about that.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:14,
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Legless once epically trolled himself.b3ta.com/questions/racistgrandparents/post1407042
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:24,
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The best bit is where Emvee and co turn up to claim that it's actually an act of trolling and anyone taking the piss has been expertyly trolled.Apparently in all seriousness.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:31,
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The best bit ALWAYS involves EmVee turning up.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:41,
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It's not a party without Ems and his balloon hat(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:44,
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I feel sorry for him, he's got a mind filled with thousands of jokes and he's back to being poor:(
Cheers
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:30,
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ah yes, didn't his wife throw him out?And this hasn't at all turned him into a bitter, woman hating racist?
Cheers.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:32,
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When she said she was leaving him did he instead tell her that 'no, in fact, it is I who made you leave'And then cheers'd his way out the door
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:39,
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So mnay people here have mental exsMakes you wonder where the mental actually lies
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:40,
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I dunno,it might turn out they didn't even have a child, and she is is confused and upset by monty's legal procedings
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:48,
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Or they all died years ago and the legal proceedings are the only way to keep the fantasy still aliveDIRECTED BY M NIGHT SHYMALAMAN
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:54,
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I think for some of my exs I was the mental one and for others they were the mental onesI was definitely less mental than the 'I can control weather' one and more mental than the school teacher
I hope this helps
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:42,
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it really doesI would like to meet the queen of the weather
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:44,
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She used to stand on the side of a hill with her eyes closed telling me 'can you feel that? I'm making it rain more'(
Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:45,
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She was trying to tell you that she was frothing at the clopper and wanted you to take her there and then amongst the gorse and cow pats(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:46,
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Nah, middle of Boston Park in RotherhamMore like amongst the discarded needles and white lightning bottles
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:50,
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I had to log out to read that, but DAMN that was worth it.Hilarious internet.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:39,
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How are you settling in now, new person?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:40,
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Not sure, I'll give it another 5 years before I decide.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:41,
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I am obviously heartbroken he has me on 2.0(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:45,
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I've never trolled anyone, I'm like the big fluffy lovable cuddletron of the internet I LUFF U ALL
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:14,
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It's precisely this sort of relationship that is ruining b3ta.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:17,
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when i looked up breading on urban dictionaryit was something to do with wiping a piece of bread around a toilet and then eating it.
however, his mate had told him it was drinking the content from a used condom.
i still think the cat thing is sicker than either of these amiable pastimes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:24,
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They revoked his invite after he threatened to take a shit on the page boy(
Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:18,
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I’m not very good at trolling, but I do a mean Orc(◉‿◉)
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:17,
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What about the bumhole pictures?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:18,
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No their relationship wasn't like that!It was a perfectly normal transatlantic friendship between an alcoholic plumber and mentally ill animal welfare specialist which occasionaly needed cash transfers to grease the wheels.
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HahaClick
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:22,
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By sending her pictures of your barking spider?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:19,
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How in the name of hell?Or, to put it another way, link?
Never bin no troll-bastard. Bin troll-magnet. Bin overly sensitive internet twatfool.
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Wait, you mean this whole gay dancer routine isn't just an elaborate troll?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:23,
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maybe it was all an elaborate scam and you are now actually married to baldmonkey who has stitched himself into your wife's skin like a onesie with tits(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:26,
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This seems the most plausible explanation.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:27,
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Rik Wallerpurveyor of the finest neck beard in pop
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:29,
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His twitter feed made me laugh.https://mobile.twitter.com/Rik_Waller
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Its not yetbut I am there every evening to make sure Teela and ManatArms get a hug
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Peej, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:10,
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Hey Kroney, I need to set up my laptop and my Tv can you help?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:37,
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not often no, but if the recipe requires it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:03,
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They're not great, but buying a TV and mattress before we bother to replace them.(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Did you remember to poison someone with the dessert?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:01,
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has someone pulled a party popper on your food?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:23,
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Wait till you go on the double decker trainFrom the airport to Amsterdam
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:58,
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Them outdoor urinals are well weird(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:00,
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They have those in Hoxton now.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:35,
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It makes you feel a bit Well, exposed I suppose
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:45,
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Last time I was there was 2006I expected a seedy shithole of a place, it's quite a nice city TBH
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:00,
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I know, been before innitthis is for a stag do though and I suspect it will be messy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:00,
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I'm trying to persuade one of my friends to get married so I can go to Amsterdam again.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:07,
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Anyone who encounters me.*sad face*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:02,
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I once got Emvee (I think) all worked up over Personality HorseThat was fun. He's a good sport.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:07,
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I think he was more annoyed that jokes about your wedding and wife were taboo from the point of view of the mods, but it was ok to post pictures on board of tentacle rape by that moggy woman thing. To be honest badge, I liked balders, he went a bit too wakki sometimes, but that was part of his charm.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:13,
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^This is trueIt was more about being singled out because they were friends of the mods. You wouldn't catch me being good friends IRL with a mod. Ahem.
*deliberately doesn't get involved*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:14,
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lol. No one came out looking good from that debacle.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:16,
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No, they didn'tBM could've just dropped it, but some of it didn't seem terribly fair. I told him to his face that should just leave it (he didn't agree) and I explained the situation to the tall one. Again, there was a difference of opinion.
As I say, I didn't really want to get too involved.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:18,
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You know your problem, Theoban?You're a rabble-rouser. That's right. You rouse rabbles.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:21,
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He has certainly caused a stir amongst my rabble.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:22,
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I KNEW IT! (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:23,
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It was a real shame it worked out the way it didBut there we are.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:24,
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I thought it was all a big scripted joke at everyone else's expense!?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:26,
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Really?No, he really did get very upset about all that. That's why he's not here anymore...he asked to be perma-banned.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:28,
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oh...I thought you guys came out saying it was all for the lolsSo there actually was dildo theft, wall punching and dinner party storming offs?
genius
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:30,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1865222
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:31,
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As Tangled has already pointed out, different storyDildo theft, wall punching, etc = All made up on the fly. Made some people more upset than it should've done really. Never understood that.
BM getting stepped for joking about the wedding, then eventually getting banned = All real.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:36,
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Dildogate was some of the best internet I have ever seen(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:39,
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Yeah it was goodThanks for giving me a headsup on it too, you're a kind soul, sweet beard man
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Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:46,
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That and Personality Horse are basically my favourite things ever on here(well in terms of actual creativity rather than mockery/idiocy)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:46,
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For some reason I found Bollocks Parrot very funny.No idea why.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:47,
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The PH smash hits interviews etc were marvellous.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:48,
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Yeah, they were fun to doYou know, some of those things were written when I was in hospital. My family were a bit upset actually...he took a photo of me with my intravenous drip and everything, then posted it on fucking Twitter. Me and my wife started getting phone calls and text messages saying "OH GOD, WHY IS HE IN HOSPITAL??? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL US?".
Idiot.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:50,
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Oh that baldmonkey, he courts controversy whichever bit of the internet he posts on.D'you think it's his adorable cheeky scamp expression that allows him to get away with it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:54,
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no wonder bm hates eggs :((
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:24,
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I just had a large salad from SainsburysIt was very large. I feel I should have just had a medium. My eyes are definitely bigger than my tummy.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:31,
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You think a medium would have contacted the dead to find out how filling a large salad might be?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:32,
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what kind of salad?a real salad, with carbs and mayo and cheese, or a fake green one?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:36,
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A real one, with pasta, eggs, butter beans, pesto, coronation chicken, ham, peppers, potatoes and mayo.(
Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:39,
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get rid of the chicken and ham and that sounds nicei fucking love a bit of pesto
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:42,
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I have a thing about coronation chickenI know it's really naff, but I just really like it.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:43,
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nothingapart from making YKW cry like a little retarded bitch about me having the nerve to post on here at all. but that's not really trolling.
i once tried to troll omegle - think i was going to be jesus - but lasted about 2 seconds due to the desperate horny teenagers asking "A/S/L".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:36,
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Oh man, I miss baldmonkey.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:39,
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