I work in customer support where all the customers think they're anonymous
This leads to much people telling me I'm a cunt and calling me names and so on. Doesn't matter really, they're not important.

I just have to deal with idiot manager speak and dull office shite really. They were all slapping themselves on the backs this week because they came up with an 'infograph' - which featured such wonderful things as a tick next to the number 93%. 93% what? Who knows

See I'm even boring myself now. Offices am dull. I work in office cos they give me too much money. I should get better job, but current job is good for lazy man who get paid money. Hello.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:19, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1865681
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Yeah
Ours have read some books recently I think, they've all started telling us they're 'quantifying' our data and that we should all 'tank' some projects.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:23, Reply)

I just tell em to
SPEAK PLAIN FUCKING ENGLISH
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Racist.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Yeah, me boss is Spanish and his boss is French and his boss is Danish and his boss is American

( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:26, Reply)

It's all a bit much for a simple Irish lad, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Probably, I'll go ask him

( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)

how old are you hartley, where do you live and what do you do>?
I feel i know nothing about you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:26, Reply)

I know
i'll let you have them one thread at a time I don't want to seem like a slut afterall

Age 42

Happy now
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Another "silver surfer" eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:33, Reply)

I COULD BE FAT AND BALD AND TAKE OFFENCE AT THIS STATEMENT

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Are you one of Al's sock puppets?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:35, Reply)

I am no ones sock
Darth won't have me :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)

He'd get so deep inside you, that when you died you'd wiping jizz off your soul

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Haha
Brilliant

(◉‿◉)
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)

bad language
i.qkme.me/5cwl.jpg
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:28, Reply)

offices do sound horrid.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:24, Reply)

I never want to work in one again
But I'm old and shit and I dunno what else I could do, maybe the Buddhists are right, start over with a new life, this one's wrecked.

MISERY FRIDAY
( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Mine is full of nice people so is alright
I guess it depends on the industry as much as anything
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)

We all know that Badmons Dukas
Single handly puts down coo's in unstable parts of the world that the SAS are to scared to go, for a living
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:28, Reply)

do you mean a coup?
or a scottish cow?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)

yes both
and noisey Doves
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:33, Reply)

they give me a pounding headache

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Thats no headache
It was you headbutting a RGP out of the way
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Rocket propelled grenade>?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Really grumpy Penguin?
Yes I ment RPG :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:39, Reply)

My office
is full of me and radio 4. Worse ways to earn a living
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Could the problem be
That you are a cunt...

HTH
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:30, Reply)

They don't know who I am, they're just upset with the company and their lives
I don't feel any ill will towards them.
Or you, my foul mouthed little doggy friend.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:31, Reply)

I was merely suggesting a potential line of enquiry
I wouldnt dream of suggesting that you are, Mr The Oban, are anything other than a true gent...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:33, Reply)

I do worry that it's my approach that causes some upset
But then I stop worrying and dick around on the internet for a while
( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Hello there!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)