I got hit by a lorry yesterday :o(
it's taken all the paint off my nice blue bumper
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:43, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

MY CAR IS BLUE TOO!
Well, it's technically smoke grey, but it's blue really.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)

My car's red. I'm pretty sure that's why I was over the limit.
Red ones go faster.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:45, Reply)

no one has red cars these days, red is SO mid ninties

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:45, Reply)

No, everybody has silver cars.
Silver is so fucking boring.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:48, Reply)

how far over the limit were you?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:49, Reply)

5mph, he was really gunning it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:49, Reply)

It was like that scene in Bullitt
with jumps and everything. On the A4 outside Bath.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:51, Reply)

You lost 7 hubcaps from the same Beetle?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:52, Reply)

you might get away with it,
Did you slow down instantly? Gotta guess who has the better reactions, you, or the man on the trigger.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:52, Reply)

nah, he refuses to suck cock

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Yeah, but I dunno.
I'll find out once I ring the ticket agency place. I was doing a touch over fifty by the time the car in front passed the van.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:57, Reply)

now we know it's lies on the internet
no way would that old shitheap do 50.

or did you mean kmh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)

in a 40 limit?
if so I've got done doing 52mph once
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)

In a fifty.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)

you may be alright then, you never know
I think they read your speed from quite a long way off though, so slowing down isn't always very helpful
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)

It was around a blind bend.
But usually by the time you see them, it's too late.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Bit like Chompy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)

What?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)

once someone has spotted you...it's too late

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:21, Reply)

in order i've had...
red beetle, blue fiesta, black lupo, silver SLK, black SLK. sssh. the point is, only 1 silver one.

and a couple of company cars, but they were so covered with advertising for the letting agency that you couldn't really tell.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)

British racing green Clio, Dark blue Polo, light blue mazda
it's a pretty rock and roll car history
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)

i miss my beetle
that fucking rocked
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Mk3 Fiesta Si, Tourmaline Green
Mk2 Golf GTi, Tornado Red
Mk6 Celica SS1 import, some sort of ugly silver
Mk1 A3 1.8T, Absolute Red

A pretty shitty collection of vehicles, except the Golf. I shall be correcting that with the next one.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)

NO CAR TALK
I've had:

Mazda 323 - Silver
Mazda RX-8 - Dark Grey with viper stripes
BMW 318 - Black
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Dark blue Triumph Acclaim
White Polo
Metallic gray MGF
Burgundy Rover 420
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)

C-
Must do better
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)

wow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)

That's a lot of old man car, right there.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Burgundy 420 is very alan partridge

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)

It had imitation walnut trim and faux leather seats!
AND a 6-CD changer.

Luxury!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Hahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)

The MGF was my brief flirtation with impracticality

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)

somehow I doubt the rover or Triumph were very practical as they sat on the hard shoulder

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:09, Reply)

I ran both of them into the ground
The Triumph was pretty good, the Rover less so but still only proper broke down twice. Of course, one of those was in Bristol.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:13, Reply)

why of course bristol?
Cos of the hills?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:13, Reply)

At the bash
In this case, I'm using "of course" to modify the "only" in the previous sentence to indicate that although 2 breakdowns is not bad, one of them was far from home and thus worse than standard.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)

The Triumph was a Honda, is why.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)

that would explain it
also a honda fits with Lighty's old man car collection
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)

The Triumph was an automatic, too
well, a "Triomatic".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)

old or new?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)

1974 baby
i learned to drive in that car, it was fucking awesome
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I always wanted a beetlke when i was little
fortunately when i grew up I realised what utter shit they were
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:06, Reply)

feck orf, that beetle rocked

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)

beetles are shit.
The engine is shit, the electrics are shit, the brakes are shit, the handling is shit, and most importantly, looks like shit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Driven by smelly dreadlocked pricks like Tangles, too.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Any car that comes with a fucking flower as an option should be blown up

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:02, Reply)

that
beetle had pulling power like you wouldn't believe.

although i was usually in school uniform, come to think of it. hmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)

You were in uniform, big tits, short skirt and were probably a bit slutty.
It wasn't the car.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:09, Reply)

put your cuisse de grenouille away you dirty boy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)

She's from Manchester, I wouldn't touch her with yours.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)

i didn't have big tits then
they were an unwelcome surprise later in life

the rest of it may be true
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Go on... Nearly there...

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:30, Reply)