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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Does ANYONE want to put popping candy under their foreskin and touch willies**sorry gonz, guess you can't play this game.
alt:Anyone want to some of my work for me?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:58,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Alt: If I'm not bothered about doing my own work, why would I want to do yours?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:00,
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Oh and I'll give the popping candy thing a go, if you like.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:01,
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you may find it more interesting than working on a "diversity of our etho-centric and environmentally sustainable workplace" report(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:02,
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What could be more interesting than that?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:04,
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I want a swastika, but there isn't that option.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:03,
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Didn't donate in that time block, so it isn't available to me.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:04,
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From the donations page:The icons work like this:
We have "donation periods" which are blocks of time. The first period was the first year and a half-ish of b3ta - the ones after it will probably be a bit smaller. In each period, there are one or more donation icons available - in the first period, the furtive bear was the only icon. If you donate during a period of time (or have a subscription active during that time) then you can use any of the icons from that period.
So, if you donate money in period one and period three, you can use icons from either period one or three (but not two). Make sense? Of course it does.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:07,
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I don't fucking know.Nor do I fucking care.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:10,
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Is there a minimum donation to get a new icon?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:04,
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I don't think so.But tiny donations cost them money due to Paypal's fixed processing costs.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:06,
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so if you donated every few minutes with a couple of pence you could bankrupt the site?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:07,
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I really don't know, the donations page says:We appreciate any money you can give us but please don't bother with $1 donations as by the time we've converted the currency and paypal has taken their cut we only get about 4 cents.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:08,
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You appear to be spending more and more time on the donations page.Is there more going on there than here now?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:12,
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4 cents is better than no centsthe ungrateful bum fingering cunts
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:20,
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I got mine for free.Super-spy secret mod innit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:13,
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Yes. Of course.* does cuckoo hand gesture *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:14,
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That looks more like a hummingbird due to your 'double Beadle'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:16,
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Well it's clearly more than I donated.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:19,
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as long as your work involves carefully biting the chocolate off reese's pieces and smooshing the peanut butter innards together and eating them as one I'm in
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:09,
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Reese's products are horrible.Nasty peanut butter yuk.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:11,
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they are terrible but I love them(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:12,
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I have a loathing of peanut butter and associated foodstuffs.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:14,
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peanut associated or butter associated?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:19,
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They're more like you mum's rusty sheriff badge after that horse has been in there(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:29,
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You've really sold them to me now.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:30,
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It pisses me off that I'm not a multi-millionaire playboy. I feel life owes me a living, and resent having to work.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:10,
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Wow Nakesy, gay thread dude.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:10,
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That was rather my point. Please ixnae with the chutnae.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:16,
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In parts.I had an absolutely cracking go at a customer earlier. I trotted out the old 'please calm down, your manner is necessarily confrontational and aggressive' in an unnecessarily confrontational and aggressive manner - basically I phone-trolled this prick and he bought the whole act and flipped.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:19,
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thank god for small victories eh?I have an ill wife an ill sproglet, my house is full of snot and moaning.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:21,
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i no rite, and as I am fucking nails and never get ill, I never get any days being waited on; all the while the Civil servants are taking 23 sick days a year that I'm paying forbroken britain
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:23,
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Are you sure he wasn't triple-T-ing you?Cheers
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:21,
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If he was he was more legless than Oscar P: he called back aout five times getting more and more confused and embarrassed.I think he's probably taking it out on his wife by now. She was completely reasonable.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:23,
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yeah, alright then, seeing as it's youGonz made himself a fourskin out of Ham, didn't he?
Alt: depends on how much you're paying.
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You mean he's balls deep in Loaskey?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:18,
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actually now I thik about it it may have been preshewtowSo, local's posher bother?
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Crumbs(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:22,
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Did you take your Lithium twice today?Time for a lie down, I think.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:22,
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I'm trying to spell like gonz.I also ran out of lithium, but this is a mere coincidence.
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Is that why your facebook is full of 'motivational' messages at the moment?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:27,
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They're surprisingly bad aren't they?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:28,
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Did wilf shit himself on the way to work today?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:25,
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I was going to suggest Samsung, I was going to get a 5000 or 5500 until i saw my Toshiba on sale(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:28,
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Are Sony's much more expensive?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:30,
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Sony's are shit and massively overpricedas with many things japanese the koreans have found ways to replicate the quality at a lower price.
Sony can fuck off, also they haven't made a profit in years, that's how shit they are
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:32,
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I did not know this.I had a Sony laptop years ago; that was shit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:33,
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They used to be better quality than other Oriental electronics companies, but have been caught up, however they still charge the premium price(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:35,
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I heard that Sony used to buy in Samsung panelsso by buying Samsung in the first place you were saving cash. I have no idea how true this is.
I have a Samsung.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:36,
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Battered's got his icon and I haven't.The mods are fucking heightists.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:25,
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Sacrebleu!!!(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:27,
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Same here.It's a two-tier system that favours the wealthy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:27,
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I hate all the new icons. But I love rob. What do I do?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:26,
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Stab Nakers in the neck with a sharpened bic biro(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:29,
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this seems a little excessive, have I somehow wronged you today?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:30,
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Go home and get your fucking shoe shine box(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:33,
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Got at least another hour in the office yet, perhaps two.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:34,
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My results don't substantiate my theory, this is highly annoying(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:27,
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You mean it doesn't 'pop' under your foreskin?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:28,
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Then manipulate them until they do, you KNOB.FFS
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:28,
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I know, but it's getting to the end of the day and i can't be arsed(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:29,
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Scarpelolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:31,
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Manipulate them in the morning then DUHor punch a horse in the face.
Your call.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:32,
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i know, but it doesn't a long term case...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:34,
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Course it does, just because your data doesn't prove supermarkets individually stock for customersIt'll still help. Now they no longer have to try.
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I'll make sure your local has horse and sars infected meatxx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:43,
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I wish I had a willyI would totes be up for that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:42,
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shove it up your magic vagina and shit out a rainbow(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:43,
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ooh!that would be ace - a popping rainbow cunt spew
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:45,
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Aside from pissing and sexing, they're a fucking nuisance.You're well off out of it.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:44,
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My ballbag keeps sticking to my legs, for instance.It's not all like the glamour you see in magazines, you know.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:45,
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get some of that lube for fat people so fat that they chafe themsleves cos they're fat(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:47,
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That's pretty much exatly like the glamour I see in the magazines I read.(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Oh yeah, I was thinking of you.I always get you and Cavy mixed up.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:52,
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it's my love of paperclips and brewing that does it(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:53,
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I was merely suggesting that you both probably look at magazines with ballbags in.(
Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:01,
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pickled ballbagswith paperclips on them
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:03,
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Wilf get your judging eyes on this www.very.co.uk/panasonic-tx-l32e5b-32-inch-smart-full-hd-freeview-hd-led-tv/1071172616.prd?browseToken=%2fb%2f102989%2fo%2f2
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Chompy, do you ever make a decision without asking the Internet first?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:54,
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For some people, spending £400 is not something that should be done lightly.and so asking advice from people who know about these things can be useful.
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The Toshiba I got, same size, same spec (effectively was £329)(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:55,
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you look well gay(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:57,
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My mum looks well gayHang on.....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:58,
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Aw, man.I missed the willy and ballbag chat.
I miss all the fun : (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:16,
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