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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You fat cunts.I've just got on a bus. Even though it's half empty I'm having to stand up because all the double seats are occupied by some grotesque beast so large there's not sufficient room for me to take a seat on what's left. Are you a fat cunt?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:11,
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double seat, double seat, gotta get a double seat.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:24,
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Ohhhhhhhh manI really fancy a double decker now :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:43,
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IT’S GLANDULAR (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:45,
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pffft "gland"Also:
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:37,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1872104
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:45,
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fat people should be forced to dig their own graves then shot in the back of the head, just sayin(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:34, Reply)
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:38,
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Good job I'm svelte then*goes for armpit hair*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:42,
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Are you calling me Al*alright Monty-boo
*You cunt
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:36,
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I'm calling you a fat cunt is what I'm doing(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:43,
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I'M JUST BIG BONED(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:45,
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You'd never know that to look at you.Because of all the FAT on top.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:48,
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Look at my holiday Pic do I look fat?NO,NO IM HOT
Chicks dig me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:51,
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MSM?Methadone Sweet Methadone?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:37,
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the middle one looks a bit like the bass player from Ian Gillan's 1980s band(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:43, Reply)
I am the one in the middleThe other two are the best looking of my 72 virgins
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:50,
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He looks like he was the starof a bukakay party
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:57,
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nah sorry monty, I'm not a fat cunt.Although I do fondly remember riding on the bus with you and how you pulled that nanna sitting next to us.
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I'm still having an affair with her now.She's picked up some sexy tricks over the past eighty years.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:49,
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fatty fatty smelly fatty, sitting on the London bus, Careful you don't pop a bed sore, they are full of fatty pus.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:04,
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alright WeePeewww.wftv.com/news/news/480-pound-woman-dies-after-six-years-on-couch/nFCfB/
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you know what king zog, I'm glad she died, maybe she will stand (yeah right, lol) as an example to other people thinking about getting fused to their sofas.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:32,
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I always wonder, at what point do people begin to realise that they might have a problemI think after you've grown into the sofa is possibly leaving it a bit late
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I went up a size in jeans, so decided to lose some weight, 34 is really heading down the slippery slope.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:40,
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I was 34 waist when I was 18I'm 46 in July and I'm still 34 waist
I might try growing into the sofa, it sounds like fun. I'm sure someone here will volunteer to empty my bucket.
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train momo to empty it you fat slob. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:43,
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he's learned to open the box of dried chillis when he gets hungrysmart bird that, might start sending him to Tesco with a tenner, see if he can bring me some ready meals back
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he'll just get cuttlefish. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:51,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:59,
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Well this is moving at the speed of a spastic in a magnet factory. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:05,
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How was the curry?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:06,
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Bang on. Although parking it wasn't straight forward. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:07,
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With what you ordered The fuckers should have delivered it free
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:09,
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I think I spent about three hundred pounds yesterdayOn just stuff.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:14,
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The power of the suit made you buy stuff?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:15,
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Well I needed clothesAnd we went out for dinner and there was a birthday present in there etc. it's a bit of a surprise when you mentally tally it up, that's all.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:25,
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Terrible bullying of Monty and his 60p(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:30,
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Fuck you man, I've just got paid.Now I have £1.60.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:34,
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incorrect. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:37,
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I dunno. I don't really think you're fat, I'm just showing off in front of my new off topic chums. Sorry mono.
BOKKO?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:39,
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I've started losing weight.It's either doing some running that's caused it, or AIDS.
I'm betting it's AIDS, plus a tumor or three.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:15,
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Based on your own experiences.No doubt you found it surprisingly easy to catch HIV.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:18,
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actually, I've been trying for years, using every trick in the book, but no luck.Still antibody negative.
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Batts ready for work(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:17,
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I don't have blonde hair or wear glasses.More factual accuracy required.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:18,
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Fuck accuracyI'm in a silly mood today
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:21,
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I should really do a blog about my silly Friday(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:28,
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do an SPB, the purest form of artistic expression(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:36,
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*Takes notes*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:40,
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I tell you what, I used to proper love graffiti.NOW look at it:
metro.co.uk/2013/02/22/third-of-young-people-are-victims-of-trolling-3509086/
Bloody rubbish. That said I think 'Fat Slag' shows some talent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:28,
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What do you think of Banksy and his stuff?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:31,
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Embarrassing pseudo-poignant student drivel.www.urbanartcore.eu/banksy-ideas/
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:34,
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I've always thought of banksy as a stencil wanker(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:35,
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It's chickenshit graffiti.You do all the work in some wanky 'art space' studio then sneak out and put it up in 20 seconds. Gay.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:36,
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my brother is quite good, has a lot around Oxford, Did some London stuff, I just used to go along to inhale solvents
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:38,
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aerosol, stencils are dull. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:42,
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Is this one of his?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:44,
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Tru dat.I bet your brother knows or knows of my old chum Aroe, ask him.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:46,
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hecsaid he knows his work, but never worked with him. Although, he thinks he might have helped bust him out of an office where security were holding him waiting for the police, but that might have been someone else, solvent abuse you see.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:08,
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And SHITdon't forget to call it shit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:38,
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there's some passable graf in LeedsI quite like Futura 2000's stuff, and back in the day B+ was decent.
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Futura did a gallery show about 15 years ago and I got him to sign a copy of a record he made in the 80s with some prick from The Clash.The record is dreadful but it's nice to have his tag on it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:48,
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sho nuff yoHe did work for Mo' Wax- the Unkle 'pointmen' figures are by him.
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He's a quiet fellow, a lot of graffiti writers are socially incompetent.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:50,
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Lots of graffiti writers on here then.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:51,
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We get the ones who can't even do that.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:53,
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No wonder they're getting abusePrick is using a mac.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:44,
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I think they're not entirely sure what Trolling is. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:01,
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After a week of sweating like Savile at Stoke Mandeville I am in work todayI am undecided as to whether this is good or not
I am not a fat cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:39,
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Morning SportoI bet you will be glad to go back to work for a reat
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:42,
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TBH I really needed to be off today to finish all the painting and sanding(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:44,
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Not as fat as I thought I was, am just under 12 stone atm.Still overweight, but I'm still not as much of a whale as I thought I was.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:55,
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You'd have to be fucking short for 12 stone to be overweightI'm pushing 14 1/2 stone and I'm not.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:17,
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Well, I weigh a little more than I'd like toBetter?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:25,
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I am, my girlfriend is a feeder. She made hazelnut cupcakes with nutella icing on wednesday.I bought a mattress yesterday, who wants mattress chat?
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But I was hoping at least 5 people would say I'd made the wrong decision :((, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:01, Reply)
how many togs is your mattress? Wait, that's duvets, on a scale from 2 - 6 how... Oh Fuck it, just Fuck it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:06,
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It's pocket sprung, level 2 firmness. (just up from orthopedic) andddd that's about it.(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:10, Reply)
I don't care. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:19,
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fuck off to /board and take that shit with you.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:05,
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Chin up Tiny Tempa(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:08,
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OCDoughnuts.... the sprinkles have to be _just_ right.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:08,
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Fuck that hurts my eyes(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:06,
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The two bottom ones look a bit like a 1920s cartoon involving a black character.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:09,
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Steamboat willy?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:11,
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It's been called that before, if you know what I mean. WINK.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:13,
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i'm bang in the middle of the height/weight health /BMI health range these daysbut very disproportionate, skinny chicken legs and tesco value kingsize baps innit.
i tried to get the tube home last night. fucking hell. 15 min delay between stops? fuck that nasty shit. so i tried to get a cab. and there was a massive Q of PEOPLE. london really needs a damn good random killing spree.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:13,
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