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it's still pretty early but I'm not very drink.Good morning all. Well hello. You ok?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:02,
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latest was 13 years ago)
tomorrow is officially the first day of spring apparently(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:05,
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Last time I got drinkI woke up with a hungover
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:04,
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Afrika(an) BambaataaThis forum rocks
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:09,
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For the second time this week I'm so tired I feel drunkThe scales tell me I've lost two stone since New Year's though, so I'll crack a smile as soon as I have sufficient energy to motive that many facial muscles.
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Wake up sleepy Jean(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:13,
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Oh my god! As if my magic, I'm buzzing on the natural highs of life!You're like a fucking witch doctor or summat, you should be on telly
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Fucking VOODOO MAGIC MON(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:20,
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*rocks out to Live and Let Die*The Guns N' Roses version obviously, I'm not a cunt.
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I think this original's a good record.That and 'Helter Skelter' by the Beadulls tells me that Macca was the the good one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:23,
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No, sorry. Not telly. The other one.Trial.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:21,
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It's a bit early for clicks MontyI'll do it this once, but please keep your "being funny" malarky to yourself until the pubs are open at least.
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You are an adult. Get a grip on yourself, pull those silly bits of metal out of your face and stop playing computer gamesor I'll cancel your birthday treat. That's right - taking six friends ice skating and for a slap-up Wimpy afterwards will be OFF, do you hear me?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:22,
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I'll do that when you have a damn shave, cut your hair and knock the drug use on the head.Good god man, you're 40 this year, not bloody 19.
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Alright 'Paul Hardcastle', that'll do.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:27,
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n-n-n-n-n-no.I like that record. He did another one called Rainforest which is regarded as a proto-electro classic.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:31,
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AGREED(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:32,
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HH have you ever seen that Arena hip hop documentary from 1984?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:37,
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Seen so many, I'm not sure which one that was I'll google when I'm at home.(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:40,
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It's called 'Beat Dis: a Hip Hop History'Narrated by Gary Byrd in a really bent 'rapping' way but contains some incredible footage of Rock Steady, Bambaataa etc in the early 80s. It's as good as Style Wars or Wild Style, no question: I have it on VHS but I imagine it's on YouTube.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:44,
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Is that the one that has a bit on about "Cool DJ Herc"?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:47,
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Yup, driving through the Bronx with two massive speakers in the back of his car.I had dinner with him once. Tru storeee. Backstage at Brixton Academy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:50,
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I'll give it a whirl when I get back home.*I hope it is on youtube*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:54,
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You're in luckwww.youtube.com/watch?v=5onR7VZQgPk
In six parts
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:56,
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I'll email the link home, I'm not really in a position to be watching youtube today(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:58,
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Drugs don't cease being fun when you exit your teensIn all fairness, neither do video games. Now shake hands and play nice.
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I love a bit of nose and getting fucked up on bumbles.But not on a school night, not at my age.
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I read this as getting fucked up on bumholes(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:09,
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But we all that that Badmons nails
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:07,
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What even me?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:28,
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Morning.Y'know what? I am alright, despite only having had about four hours sleep.
But tell me, how are you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:38,
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More like 1 x AAnd when I say 1, I mean 11.
And when I say A, I mean "class".
Just in case that was unclear.
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I think you should go home and go back to bed.That is one thing that *is* clear.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:42,
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I fucking wish mateCan you call my boss and give him your medical opinion on that?
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My new phone should be turning up todayAnd if it doesn't....WHAM!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:44,
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So if it doesn'tyou're either going cottaging, or embarking on a ludicrously unsuccessful solo career.
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A little from column A, a little from column BWhich is exactly how I describe my sex routine
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:45,
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You have two "columns"?I bet you've got two of everything. Eyes, hands, the works.
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Because you are the size of two Greeks.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:52,
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Ever heard his stuff with Aphrodite's Child?Some of it was good.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:24,
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Povvo fuckers can barely afford taramasalataTwo Greeks is like half an American
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I'm hoping that their dire economic situation makes holidaying there dirt cheapevery cloud and all that
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:00,
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Smells of piss and everyone is trying to hawk you summatother than that it's very nice
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It only happens to you because you've got "out of towner" written all over your massive face(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:07,
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I'm thinking about getting a new phone meself.I turned down my last upgrade in favour of a reduced monthly rate.
More fascinating insights after the news.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:46,
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I too was faced with a similar dilemmaI chose the better handset...a decision that I will almost certainly regret in time.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:47,
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I thought I was happy with minebut having seen Mr TheDogFucker's wakki Samsung on the weekend I am, as the yout' manz dem say, 'well jel'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:50,
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My new one is a wakki SamsungI'm a sucker for pretty gadgets with pointless features.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:51,
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You Samsung bustersHTC 4life nigga
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:55,
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My current phone is an HTCAnd it's served me well. I just want to try something different.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:58,
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If you want to pop a digit into your bum, you go ahead and do it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:59,
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My One X is very goodMy wifes using my old Desire HD as it was better than any phone they were offering and the SIM upgrade has slashed her bill
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:01,
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I have an HTCBut fancy a Samsung. I ain't down wit those niggaz no more yo.
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I've gone for a samsung, but got their waterproof and smash proof one.Seeing as my last three phones ended up breaking.
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This is useful if you want a free gift with your contract.www.moneysupermarket.com/mobile-phones/gifts/
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Morning MontersI'm pretty good this morning, got loads to do today, including presenting myself at the police station with my driving license which will be fun.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:58,
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I can almost imagine Badmons looking at the glass in the police stationand dropping the line "I'LL BE BACK"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:02,
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They had him in the back of a cruiser(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:08,
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Would have been a fucking Hurricane from Jupiter(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:15,
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Good morningI am starting to be able to see our new house from under all the boxes now. Today, OAK FLOORING will be laid in the hallway and Monday I shall have my new fireplace installed. I also now have a toilet - INSIDE TOO! Hark at me bucking the Northern trend.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:14,
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needs MOAR whippets and flat caps(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:15,
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You northern letdown you(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:19,
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I thought you'd appreciate this(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:17,
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What you get? I have to wait until May, but it'll be more this year due to my promotion to to Junior Vice LEGEND(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:32,
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I GOT MINE TOO!*I didn't get mine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:33,
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Enough to move with :)Apparently my job title is changing. No longer shall I be "IT Analyst", henceforth my signature shall read "The Daddy".
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Kroney, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:40,
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Is that because of the number of your colleagues that you've slept with and impregnated?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:42,
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YESSaw your ticket woes. That section of the A3 sucks cock. It's even worse when it does go to national and the dopey old horse driving the Micra in front of you STILL doesn't pull over or speed up.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:43,
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I thought everyone there called you The Beast?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:44,
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shhhhHe's very sensitive about his hairy back
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:45,
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Fucking popoholier-than-thou pricks just because they're the law.
Gays, the lorrathem.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:49,
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Morning allI was at a meeting at my kid's school last night, where a teacher referred to herself as a 'classroom practitioner'.
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
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Whereas you are"a chemical engineer in charge of
superheated solvent management and
liquid extraction processes."
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NEW THREAD(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:59,
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